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What are the chances of one team having the 2 best players in the world in each position and only winning the league once in 5 years?
🗣️ "We have four of the best centre-backs in the world, we have the two best left & right-backs - and we didn't even speak about the goalkeeper... "
Jurgen Klopp believes Liverpool are ready to compete for the Premier League again next season 🏆
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Love the Pep and Klopp comparison that shows there’s only 1 point separating them since the start of 18/19.
Strange how don’t they do the comparison from the season before when Pep got 100 points and finished 25 points ahead of Klopp. 🫤 🤷🏼♂️
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The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
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What about Manuel Akanji though?
Just minding his own business in Borussia Dortmund’s reserves and 8 months later, he’s won the Premier League, on the cusp of a treble, played left back and made more appearances than Alan Oakes.
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We played 60 games that season and in the first 59, he played a holding midfielder. But in the final and biggest game of the season he decided to play neither Rodri or Fernandinho and replace them with Raheem Sterling who he hadn’t selected for the previous 3 months. Bald cunt.
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Rodri today.
What we’re seeing is a truly world class footballer at the peak of his powers. There isn’t anyone close to him in that position.
Not just City’s player of the year. But the best midfielder in Europe at present.
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Rodri broke a Premier League record today by being the first ever white player to be booed by Burnley fans.
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It’s an hour before kick off and the teams have just been announced at the Estádio do Dragão.
If it's a City fan, which game has he just watched do you think?!
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Fair play to Rodri.
Brilliantly consistent this season and fully cementing his place at left back for the Champions League Final in May.
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When your daughter (16) records the equaliser and you’re exposed as the absolute worst Dad in the world
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I’m in Portugal to watch Manchester City and they’re playing a holding midfielder.
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If we win the league, and we don’t pull up outside Anfield with
‘🏆 THIS 🏆MEANS 🏆FOUR🏆’
on the side of the team bus, then I hope we go bust.
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Rodri’s our player of the year. Bernardo second. De Bruyne third. Stones is in the mix too.
The shortlist for our
@etihad
Player of the Season award has been revealed! 🙌
Will it be
@DeBruyneKev
,
@BernardoCSilva
or
@Mahrez22
? 🤔
⬇️ VOTE NOW ⬇️
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Barcelona have bought more players since they went bust than City have since the takeover.
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I thought he was a disgrace last night
Jude Bellingham needs to avoid the Rashford ego complex. Too much throwing his arms about, not tracking back enough and was so flimsy in any contact situations today.
Needs to avoid being a 'moments' player and try to be engaged throughout.
Stay humble!
#RMAMCI
#RealMadrid
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“However, should David be unable to attend 12 league matches, his season card will be rescinded” a spokesman went on to say.
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A nice balanced panel there
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That protester at Everton’s given me an idea for the CL final if Pep does his usual.
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“So Pep, a draw here today at Boundary Park, following back to back defeats at Torquay and Notts County. How did you see the game today?”
“For the team, the way we play, the build up, fantastic. But we are not in a position to talk about promotion to League 2”.
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Strange score line for a team with the best goalkeeper, Centre half’s, full backs, midfielders and attackers in the world.
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Quite what he’s doing in the City end, having a drink and eating chips, I’ve no idea.
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Wonder if these 93:20 10 year anniversary celebrations will involve Mancini. They should do.
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What?
If only goals were awarded for elite saves...
Liverpool would be back in it thanks to Alisson. ⛔
#TelegraphFootball
|
#UCL
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On a lighter note for United fans, they now move to just 19 points behind leaders and current champions Manchester City.
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And we’re pissing about with 48 midfielders doing Riverdance in the 6 yard box
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What about this lad. 4 goals against Utd today and does the Ronaldo celebration in front of Utd fans. Give him his honorary trilby NOW
Carlos Borges is the real deal. Get this man training with Erling and Julian as soon as possible.
The sky is the limit.
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The worst thing that could ever happen to PGMOL is for their biggest mistake to impact Liverpool.
Expect court cases galore. Everyone in that away end will sue for stress/whiplash/PTSD. Questions in the House of Commons. There’ll be a Charity single. You name it.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Liverpool have issued a statement slamming the "unacceptable" VAR failures which cost them at Tottenham and confirmed they are "exploring a range of options" 😤
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No idea why he’d reject Aston Villa. They won the European Cup 40 years ago
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Anyone wondering why I’m 2 bottles of wine deep in Madrid it’s because of my team being absolutely fucking brilliant.
Anyone wondering why I’ve shouted up a 3rd bottle it’s to toast bitter cunts like this.
He’s struggling. And I’m celebrating. Play on.
anyone wondering why
@ManCity
didn’t play real madrid in competitive competition until 2012, it’s because they were shit until being financially doped by an authoritarian regime looking for a PR boost. a feel-good story that has captured the hearts of football lovers everywhere.
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We all have to call it what it is. Cheating. Cheating by the ref. Cheating by the VAR refs. They all knew is was a penalty but made a choice not to give it. Cheating.
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“What’s up love, I’ve not seen you wear your Cernucci Man City necklace I got you for your birthday?”
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The decline with Sterling is unfathomable when you compare him to 17/18 and 18/19 standards. He has zero impact in games and with 2 goals in 23 games, it’s hard to justify his inclusion.
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Lovely afternoon out at the biggest shithole in football against a team so bad, I couldn’t believe what I was watching. Great days 💙
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Ever seen limbs after a penalty? You have now.
Keith Curle scoring a penalty for Man City vs United. Proper limbs here.
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They’re doing that thing again.
The making of Erik ten Hag: 'Only one coach could analyse games like him - and that was Fergie' |
@SamWallaceTel
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I’m no sporting director, but the problems here appears to be that the players that the manager thinks are good, Fernandes, Rashford etc are in fact, shite.
And the players that the fans think are good, Hannibal and Garnacho etc are also in fact, shite.
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The difference between the people that follow City home and away and have done for years and those that support City solely on social media, is huge.
Especially telling on days like today.
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Uber Driver: Where you heading today mate?
Me: To Birmingham for work & then to Peterborough for the match
Driver: Nice one, I’m a blue. What time’s kick off?
Me: It’s an early one. 7.15.
Driver: ……
Me: …..
Driver: What about that Champions League Final line up though?
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It was 3 kids being filmed on one 8 second clip. It wasn’t a ‘group’ of kids. There weren’t ‘a number’ of clips.
3 kids out of a crowd of 55,000 should not generate ANY headlines or outrage whatsoever.
They know what they’re doing.
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Nothing. And I mean NOTHING, beats watching them lose. Especially after they’ve played a game where they think they’re back.
Inject it deep into me.
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£50 for a 15 minute journey. Seems a bit steep.
Man Utd will provide subsidised coaches for fans going to the FA Cup final affected by the rail strike, priced at £50 for adults and £40 for U16s
#mufc
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That’s Christmas complete.
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It’s a rail strike lads, not the tube. You’ll be fine.
Manchester United supporters urge government to step in after rail strike confirmed on FA Cup final day
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Been looking forward to today all week. £30 for me, the kids and their 2 mates is brilliant. Full house. Great atmosphere. Couple of beers. Lovely.
Manchester City 1
(Ake 33)
Fulham 2
(Mitrovic 52, 77)
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We might not be great at signing players from other teams but to sign up De Bruyne, Stones, Ederson, Fernandinho, Dias and (I believe) Foden on extensions in the space of a few months, is great business.
Ederson has agreed a new
#ManCity
contract after talks between the club and the goalkeeper’s agent, Jorge Mendes, last week.
[
@hirstclass
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@polballus
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A reminder of why Peter Drury is the best by a mile.
“Ralf Rangnick’s Man United are playing a new kind of pressing football. It’s called ‘depressing’”
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50,000 people for a midweek game against average opposition with no away fans? I’d say that was a superb effort. And I’m not really sure what it’s got to do with him anyway. Ill judged. And not the first time.
Pep Guardiola: "I'd like more people to come on Saturday. We will be tired. Southampton are so dangerous. I invite all our people to come 3PM to watch our game..." [via
@btsportfootball
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@spbajko
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Foden - still the most technically gifted English footballer since Paul Gascoigne. A generational talent and no-one’s come close in 30 years.
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Watford (a). Regular reminder that it’s now cheaper to drive to an away game in London and stay over in a hotel than it is to get a return same day train.
Well played
@AvantiWestCoast
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Tell you what, I’ve not seen an anti-City article for a couple of da……..ah, hello my old friend.
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Show us the best photo / video you captured at Wembley Stadium in 2023? 📸 👇
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A reminder that grown men took inflatable trophies to a football match to remind other people that they won that trophy 8 months ago.
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Bernardo HAS to go in the summer. We can’t keep listening to him go on and on about wanting to leave. It’s every 6 months now. Surely someone has the money for someone so good?
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If Kyle Walker was being genuine in that interview on Friday then I’d pick him for Sunday if he’s 70% fit. Either at RB or CH he’ll give us the pace we need to cover the recent lack of positional sense from our makeshift back 4. I’d also play Ake too. Front 6 takes care of itself
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Just reading everyone’s Twitter and Instagram posts of their experiences in Istanbul over the last few days is genuinely emotional.
I’m not sure any of us can believe what we saw over there in the bars and streets. Just sheer unbridled happiness.
What a club 💙
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Lad I work with is a Spurs season ticket holder. Been going 40 years.
He told me with great certainty that he’d absolutely love City to beat them home and away this season to stop Arsenal winning the league.
Football without bitterness is nothing.
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Find out your Arsenal Chairman name by adding the last thing you ate and your favourite Lake District destination.
Arsenal have paid tribute to Sir Chips Keswick after the club's former chairman passed away aged 84
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Just opened my banking app for the first time since Wednesday and FUCKING HELL
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THE FIRST FOUR SECONDS OF THIS!!!!!!!
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Harry Rednapp on Mandela:
"Triffic boy. We had a look at him when I was at Portsmouth. Just couldn't put a deal together to bring him here"
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No-one should ever tire of that club being an absolute laughing stock.
They lorded it over everyone in the 90’s and 00’s. Bullying and intimidating refs, the FA, opposition staff, players without so much as a comment from the sycophantic press they had firmly in their pockets
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The lads loved Nevizade so much, we bought it.
An agreement has been reached over City Football Group's investment in Turkish side İstanbul Başakşehir, with an official announcement expected soon, according to
@necatialbayrak5
. 🇹🇷
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Great to see the younger generation keeping Berting alive and well.
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We haven’t got 2 players in every position though have we?
🗣️ "I don't think they're gonna win it with Jesus and Nketiah up front"
🗣️ "That's why Man City will probably go and win the league, they've got two players in every position"
Paul Merson says Arsenal need to sign a forward in the January window ✍️💰
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Still not ready to watch it. I’ve got it recorded on my TV and I’ve still never re-visited that night. No idea why. Maybe because I’ll never experience anything like those 5 days again.
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We haven’t played well in a single game where Alvarez has been in midfield. He’s a top class centre forward. Play him there or don’t play him.
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Expect similar conversations in Bert households this evening…
“So let me get this straight. You’ve just walked through the door after 3 days on the piss in Madrid, to tell me that you’ve booked flights to…..Madrid in 3 weeks time? HAVE I GOT THAT RIGHT?”
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When a player fancies a change. He fancies a change.
And fair play to him. 7 great years. A gentleman. Countless trophies. Bailed us out when it mattered. He more than deserves it. Laters Ilkay.
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One of the biggest cheats in English football.
Regularly feigns injury, dives to win penalties, always in the referees face and gave up half way through a game and asked to be subbed because his team were losing 7-0.
Perfect Manchester United captain material.
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Random event of the match. Me and
@Quinny851
stood on the concourse at half time with our kids, next to a young lad eating chips and having a drink.
All of a sudden, a load of lads bombard him with requests for selfies. I asked who he was and they said “Adama Traore” of Wolves
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An interview riddled with several lies, including the bit about him having a girlfriend.
🚨🚨🎙️| Facundo Pellistri: "Manchester is United. You don't see City jerseys or flags. Sometimes my girlfriend and I go out to try to find them and we don't see any. Everywhere you go, there "There are
#mufc
jerseys. I'm struck that there aren't as many City jerseys."
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I paid good money for my seat and this was my view. Appalling. Sort it out Citeh.
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Don’t mention the Aldridge tweet. Don’t mention the Aldridge tweet. Don’t men……..oh
✍️ DONE DEAL: Jordon Ibe has joined Turkish second division side Adanaspor on a three-and-a-half year deal.
#FanTeam
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Love getting this one out of the cupboard every now and again.
🗣️ "We have four of the best centre-backs in the world, we have the two best left & right-backs - and we didn't even speak about the goalkeeper... "
Jurgen Klopp believes Liverpool are ready to compete for the Premier League again next season 🏆
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Playing a holding midfielder for 59 of your 60 games but not playing a holding midfielder for the last and most important game.
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