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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
3 months
I hate having a serious job as a very unserious person 😭
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Dahlia
5 months
You know how child free ppl always say they like babies but in the “play with them and hand them back to their parents at the end of the day” kind of way. I absolutely think that’s how many men view fatherhood, but the child’s mother is the “their parents” to hand the baby to😭
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Bree
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@urgothbaby she deleted it so i screenrecord dw
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
1 year
Before the year ends y’all could get some pics on the bird app 🫶🏽
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@taynextdoor
tay.
1 year
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
8 months
I loveee me a beautiful tropical garden (yes I’m currently in work toating)
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Dahlia
4 years
Eggs with runny yolks of any form
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Yanna
4 years
Name a food that you believe people only pretend to like?
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
5 years
Ticket accessibility, committee membership, etc it really goes to alyuh heads ent? This popularity culture in Trinidad is a disease
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Dahlia
4 years
A red person, a qrc man and an introvert walk into a bar, who will speak of their defining characteristic first?
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
6 years
A car man
@Owarijules
Ozymandias
6 years
Is there a Ubereats alternative in Trinidad?
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
1 year
Where selling poui plants????? cause I’m about to go on a one woman mission to plant them everywhere. I find we don’t have enough around the country 😭
@tarabeti
Big 👁️💃
1 year
Small but fiery 😍 #poui
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Dahlia
4 years
Joshua seems like a nice guy. Poor thing didn’t deserve this
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
6 months
Mind you she was 34 years old, married with 4 children and he was 13 and she’s speaking like this. A disgusting rapist and the media loved it
@WrittenByHanna
I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa
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Dahlia
4 years
As someone whose complexion changes drastically depending on how much sun I am exposed or not exposed to and the type of lighting present this means a LOT to me 😂
@MissDarcei
It Girl Darcei
4 years
“Did you lighten your skin?” - people who don’t know how lighting works
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Dahlia
6 months
I put 2+2 together n I’ve figured out which fit these tinkerbell tweets are directed to and idk the person who wore it but I think it was very cute, fun and showed personality. This is very much a “the gworls who get it get it” scenario so I hope they don’t take these people on
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
10 months
No one: Lawyers in Trinidad:
@fozadoza
Foza Billions (The Oracle)
10 months
Why do interns feel obligated to getting paid? Lol
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Dahlia
1 year
If they buy pelau from some food place on the street I gonna scream cause street pelau is the WORST. He need my mudda pelau for true representation
@shyannpatrice
Shyann 💕
1 year
Damson Idris is here in Trinidad and he’s already super excited 😂 (he deleted this but I was able to catch it before he did)
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Dahlia
5 months
@GBABYDollz I didn’t get the vibe that she plays “give backs” with the father tbh, I got the impression the father isn’t accustomed to having the baby unsupervised for hours at a time and at some inconvenience to him so she has to tip toe around it
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
3 years
WE FOUND ROXY GUYS 🥳🥳🥳 thank you for the support love you guyssss❤️
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Dahlia
4 years
Larry Johnson has been arrested five times on assault charges against women. When we say the only thing men have is the audacity, this is what we mean.
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Larry Johnson
4 years
Black Women: Nah, I expect men like this, to protect me and hold me down.
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
5 years
Taking donations so I can dress better to please the twitter folk. Do support
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Dahlia
1 year
You know what’s better than a sunny Sunday? A rainy Sunday
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Dahlia
8 months
Him answering for her because he clocked the BS the interviewer was on is incredibly attractive. Congrats to her and me soon 🤭
@boymolish
garçon
8 months
THANK YOU, A REAL MAN HAS FINALLY ANSWERED CORRECTLY THIS ANNOYING “what do you get in return” QUESTION 👏🏾
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Dahlia
5 years
Why is the dating market in Trinidad the ghetto 😂😂😂
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Dahlia
3 years
I personally find it orf to see people posting pics, clearly feeling themselves as they rightfully should and fix my fingers to type anything negative about their looks. Kix or not. These people seeing these things inno 😭
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
5 years
If "Harts Carnival band and the wider group of bands in the TRIBE family" didn't cast the majority of their models on criteria based around a particular race and skin colour they might not have been releasing any statements with regard to this Farfan debacle. But what do I know?
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Dahlia
2 years
I feel like we reach the point where we understand that filters and angles don’t exist in real life and we can ease the IG baddies up a little bit 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Dahlia
5 years
Y'all out here paying thousands for dogs when potongs free on every street? Fascinating
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@MssCellophane
Dahlia
9 months
Was expecting spirit costumes to be more affordable. My bad for being gullible af 😂
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Dahlia
4 years
Once again. Please stay away from any man who glorifies his mother’s struggle and lack of help as the trait of “strong women”.
@Mugz_mugz
Lorenzo
4 years
Just like how me see my mother cook and clean every day and didn't once complain and only asked for help when it was a lot , just so I need my woman lol Not to act like she's a man dishing out orders " oh Lorenzo go and mop the floor" tf
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Dahlia
4 years
The Rare beauty eyeliner is the best eyeliner I’ve ever used. Take my money for evermore Selena ❤️
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Dahlia
5 years
Sex is great but have you ever hired a contractor/ skilled worker to do a job in your home and they actually did it on time and gave you quality work?
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Dahlia
3 years
Trinis will buy a husky in a second when we have a serious stray dog problem. I hateeeee here boy 😩. How your materialism transferring to dogs? Everything is for frogging show in this place.
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Dahlia
5 months
Just gonna be me and Miranda Cosgrove alone in heaven I guess 😞
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
5 months
Miranda Cosgrove says she has never been drunk or smoked in her entire life: “I've never even been buzzed. I've sipped things before, but like two sips.”
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Dahlia
6 months
Whitening your teeth will make you 10x more attractive. Crest whitestrips available in pennywise 🫶🏽
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Dahlia
6 years
The fact that I wanted Maya the German Shepard to be given the chance to get to know Young Boy, the pothound because he seems like a sweetheart is the reason why my love life is shit
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Dahlia
1 year
RDX had a budget of $3 and still created this masterpiece
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Dahlia
3 months
I have something to say
@butterscotchhs
Your Favorite 🤍
3 months
Nico need an ID card immediately 😂
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Dahlia
3 years
If I have to exercise at least 3 times a week for the rest of my life I’d at least like to enjoy doing it. I’ve yet to find a physical activity I enjoy doing 3x + per week that I can see myself doing for the rest of my life.
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Dahlia
4 years
Sex is great but have you ever experienced the euphoria of finally learning to love and be contented with yourself again after dealing with an ex who gaslit the hell out of you and contributed to the development of deep rooted self esteem issues? Amazing
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Dahlia
11 months
I kinda fux with how she’s not bothering to add her other tweets to give context to why she said this cause y’all are idiots and I wouldn’t give it the time of day either
@Jade_Murray
Trinidad Jade
11 months
Likeeeee imagine being racist when I look like this lmaooo. I will laugh in your face for real.
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Dahlia
4 years
I...
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Dahlia
3 years
The religious folk in the QTs automatically concluding that “living your life” denotes immoral/unethical/evil behaviour worthy of “hell” is very…on brand 🙃 of them. I promise yall morals can exist outside the walls of your religious indoctrination
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Dahlia
2 years
“These things would never happen in xyz country”-Trinis
@MetroUK
Metro
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BREAKING: Gatwick Airport runs out of water so toilets won’t flush and restaurants shut.
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Dahlia
5 years
Red humans have two extremes, either they constantly bring up being red in conversation when no one asked them or they deny being red completely. No in between in sight.
@DrinkMilkyDaily
milk.
5 years
nobody: red woman: I am not red!
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Dahlia
6 months
No one: My brain at random times: Tu as un animal, un animal, un animal. Tu as un animal chez toi? 🎶
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Dahlia
4 years
I don’t compete. I complete.
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Dahlia
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Dahlia
7 months
My niece has been fighting my attempt to put her to sleep for like an hour. So I just let her go so she can go do what she felt was worth all the fighting up 🙂
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Dahlia
7 months
Chuckling @ the fact that if MOH suggested something like sweet potato, fish n steamed veg, the complaints about these suggestions would transform into complaints about how ppl are too burnt out after working all day to cook, or that groceries are too expensive to afford that 😭
@MOH_TT
Ministry of Health
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Stumped on what to make for dinner later today? Here are some affordable, healthy dinner options, which you can adapt to your liking.
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Dahlia
4 years
Post y’all personalities lemme see something
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Dahlia
4 years
Her nails matching his shirt in the last pic ->🥺🥺.
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Dahlia
5 years
I hate here boy 🤣🤣
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Dahlia
5 years
“Physically speaking, virginity doesn’t exist. It’s just something we made up to be mean to women.”
@WrittenByHanna
I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa
5 years
VIRGINITY EXAMS ARE STRAIGHT UP SEXUAL ASSAULT
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Dahlia
3 years
The child is 10. Please direct the backlash elsewhere
@GuardianTT
T&T Guardian
3 years
Daniel’s Emancipation art
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Dahlia
1 year
Why is grief even part of the human experience 🤦🏽‍♀️ we could do without that entirely ffs
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Dahlia
7 months
Fitness influencers always blabbing about how easy it is to get their steps in too. Like you literally do not have a regular job ofc you can spend an hour walking to Starbucks and back every single day 😂
@tyler02020202
tyler
7 months
I’m sorry but 10k steps a day is crazy like where do y’all even be going
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Dahlia
4 years
I’m mad no one told me how good a movie Alita: Battle Angel is. Actually I’m mad I didn’t hear about it ever. I really don’t need to see another action movie for the rest of 2020, I’ve had my fill.
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Dahlia
1 year
Free us from the shackles of boss bitch culture/this particular type of social media validation 😭😭😭 like I know y’all got something to prove but it’s a wedding 😭
@makispoke
max ‘odogwu’ obae
1 year
these black women professionals gave me LIFE on a tuesday!! 👸🏽
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Dahlia
1 year
Someone needs to do a study on how lashes alone could take you from struggle to natural beauty in a split second
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Dahlia
5 years
How old were you when you lost your virginity? — Bold of you to assume I’m not a virgin
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Dahlia
4 years
Apparently fans of the movie are part of the Alita Army so guys I’m now a part of the Alita Army 😊. We also demand a sequel. I can’t believe y’all let it flop now we have to beg 😭😭😭 #alita #alitaarmy #alitasequel
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Dahlia
4 years
Ms.Greaves was murdered in cold blood and her main concern surrounds policing the no. of children she had. This is why posting academic achievements to pander to persons who will only manage to respect and empathize with black persons of a part. class/level of education is NOT it
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Dahlia
4 years
I feel this so deep down in my soul it’s crazy. Food is such an important part of the experience of being alive to me.
@t0nit0ne
TONI TONE
4 years
Eating out makes me so happy. Eating makes me so happy. Food makes me so happy. What makes me even happier is going out to eat food with someone who loves eating out as much as I do.
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Dahlia
3 months
@CeolaB it’s a bene ball beauty sponge and it gets me every single time too 🤣🤣
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Dahlia
2 years
Lord the things I would do for this midsection except diet and exercise
@loookatmeimkiad
curry queen
2 years
gonna delete but look at the corset that i made last night
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Dahlia
5 years
Do all men have the same nipple? Just replicated? I wanna see some variety
@simonefiasco
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I'm.... underwhelmed by these titties
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Dahlia
6 months
This is why you can’t let normies in on anything fun and/or different. Boring ass unimaginative people 😭😭
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Dahlia
4 years
I know this is a well meaning post and we all do this innocently but I really can’t stand how much we particularly value women bouncing back after childbirth. In fact I wish there wasn’t this disproportionate focus on the physical desirability of women in general.
@KimKardashian
Kim Kardashian
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Early Mother’s Day appreciation post for my mom! I found this pic and this is not long after having her 4th child!!!! MAJOR GOALS always in everything you do mom! I love you 💕
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Dahlia
10 months
I appreciate that that rogue costume with the pearls and feathers looks like it actually cost money to make. Some of these costume’s bodywear without the backpack looks like it took $100 worth of material and $200 worth of feathers. Yeaaa they trying to make 3000% profit but lort
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Dahlia
3 years
Me:buys a simple, unassuming, even “cute” piece of clothing. Basically it’s giving innocence 😇 What my body turns it into when I try it on:
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Dahlia
4 years
*saves video because I know my future man will be able to relate*
@blutchman_
blutchman ✈️
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Dahlia
5 years
15000 milliseconds????? Maybe with my husband. May...be.
@lashaunna868
La Shaunna 💕
5 years
Me after riding dick for 15 seconds
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Dahlia
5 years
No because I still use it to rationalize me being the bigger person in certain situations and I’m not ready to find other valid philosophical reasons for doing so as my introspective capacity is currently on overload
@Lexual__
schway lex!
5 years
Are we ready to talk about karma not being a real thing?
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Dahlia
6 years
Reminder to ask your partners which STDs they were tested for because it's common to test for hiv/herpes/syphillis (free at most clinics) but not the MOST common stds among young adults like gonorrhea/chlamydia-which btw is highly transmissible via oral sex and genital rubbing
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Dahlia
5 months
Back to this. “Taylor’s mother said there was nothing that modern medicine could explain about what happened to her daughter” - speaking on what modern med can and can’t do yet didn’t even attempt to get a doctor’s opinion on her daughter’s condition until it was too late. Idk na
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NΣ§§シ™
5 months
UWI STUDENT DIES SUDDENLY Pleasantville woman mourns the loss of her 22 year old daughter 💔☹️
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Dahlia
1 year
Y’all engaging in all kinda ungodly behaviour but acting holier than thou for a (quite frankly …tame) metal concert is killing me. Very boomer behaviour fr
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Dahlia
4 years
People can express their opinions on the pricing of something without it being linked to an actual intention to buy it or feelings of being personally excluded from the target market inno. Like it is our right as consumers...as citizens you know...just an observation 😂 😂
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Dahlia
4 years
One day we’ll figure out why the quality of gas from men decreases the more intimate the relationship gets. It’s a strange phenomenon
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Dahlia
1 year
I know everyone is like “I loveeeee how in Caribbean we can wine like this on a random and never see them again”. But for meeee, for I, for myself, yea I can only wine with this level of flavor with my man/potential man/boo. Like I can’t fake this level of enthusiasm 😭😭
@ree_rawr
so… KHAGO! 🗣️
1 year
Gaaaaaawddd bleeemmmaaa!
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Dahlia
1 year
People in the comments are annoyed at the older ppl for being…older people? 😭 I found this to be the perfect non-interaction in so many ways
@JoshuaTurek
Joshua Turek
1 year
Writers spend their lives trying to write a scene this perfect
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Dahlia
3 years
🥺 Search the word “sky” in your camera roll and post your fav
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Dahlia
1 year
Race vs ethnicity beating these ppl asses once again 😂
this part got me 😭😭
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Dahlia
5 years
I’ve seen a significant decrease in fat pegs twitter complaints this band launch season
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Dahlia
4 months
Hey peeps I’m trying to get my costume sold. Signal boost please and thanks 😇 Tribe Oasis costume for sale 🗣️🗣️
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Dahlia
3 years
Because the majority of us think voluntarily unvaccinated persons chupid and selfish amongst other things. These two traits have always been looked down upon in society. This will never change
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Dahlia
23 days
😭😭😭 this is why I’m sometimes inclined to agree when they tell us we’re not black. Like keep me far away from the degeneracy pls 😂
@DejiNotDope
Dej
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Honest question, is it that the words woman, girlfriend, lover, partner, wife is missing in African Americans vocabulary? Why is it always "bitch"?
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Dahlia
5 years
Neither my first or my most recent but the order of my media is toots
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@alliemichelle95
Allie Michelle
5 years
Let’s try this! Post a pic of the first selfie on your phone and the most recent one. I’ll start.
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Dahlia
2 years
Black twitter coming for everyone throwing shade at Will Smith I am 💀
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Dahlia
1 year
Went all the way to her tik tok and it’s crickets on whether they’re treating this as r*pe 🙃 and yes it’s everyone’s business now
@moyoscooooo
Moyosoreoluwa
1 year
How do you do this to someone vulnerable and your conscience is not judging you
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Dahlia
5 years
Need a Siparia friend to advantage for scientific purposes this JAVA 2019
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Dahlia
5 years
Where was this energy for big foreheads when I needed it
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Dahlia
10 months
I must reiterate that astrology may not be real but Leos? Leos exist, leos are definitely a thing 😂😂
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Dahlia
4 years
I asked Aliyah if we could make Tik Toks together and she replied, “sure we can be BASIC BITCHES”
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Dahlia
11 months
Can’t even wipe your victim of racism tears with a lil “at least I’m a baddie” humour anymore oui. Tough crowd
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Dahlia
3 years
@MegaWuBanga @kayyblanco @badgyalari_ @callhersim It’s a joke 😂but also not a joke cause we don’t claim her
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Dahlia
4 years
Statistically most of us aren’t gonna have the “till death do us part” relationship as much as we all want to. Statistically most of us will end up divorced at one point OR in a/some unhappy marriages/long term relationships. Relationships are the biggest gambles *welp*
@868nathan
nathan
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Dating someone for NINE years and realizing they aren’t your happy ever after is WILD to me.
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