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“All this broom talk got me thinkin about when you swept me off my feet. Anyway, just wanted to let you know the broom might have to stand alone but you never have to”
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August trying to convince Jada he’s pregnant and she’s the mother
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Tory Lanez has female Super Mario in a thong pouring hand sanitizer on her ass while she twerks with a giant gummy dildo.
How am I going to tell people that this is a true story?
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Shenseea’s PR’s ability to read the room is non existent.
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“Men want us to spell Coconut but can’t make it past the first C”
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Burna Boy listening to Marrow Ago Fly in his Rolls-Royce is one of my favorite videos on the internet right now
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Nicki telling Sharlene to answer her phone on Instagram knowing damn well Trinidadians don’t have access to IG is one of the funniest parts of this debacle to me
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When your girlfriend is trying to fight with you at a family gathering
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First person to cancel their carnival a battyman
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i wish Trinidad Carnival appealed to me but it’s literally the one i care least about.
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In the name of T’Fadda and of the T’Son and of T’Holy Spirit
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Trinidad managed to be one of the only countries to have a Carnival this year (the only one that mattered btw) and still ended up being listed by the University of Oxford as the most prepared country in the world to lift its COVID-19 lockdown measures.
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Me showing my friends a funny video on YouTube waiting for them to laugh
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Good afternoon to all Caribbean countries that had Carnivals this year.
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I find dey could put Nicki and Sharlene down sea lots and let dem fist it out
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The only thing uncle Stuart ain’t say is “wam broomstick break in yuh ears awa”
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Your mother still hasn’t started one, who is me?
You’re in your late 20s and all you does do is look for lols on the TL go and start a family or do something worthwhile nah g
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The friendships/relationships where you can have 3 different conversations on 3 different platforms >>>>>>>>
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British people saying “innit” is equivalent to us saying “ent” ????
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Me, a Trini, adding “yes” to the end of all of my sentences for no apparent reason.
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While we exposing the rapists, let’s expose the men that beat women too. Start a page for that one and drop those names as well. Please.
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Parents really expect you to discard all their bad/toxic habits they impress upon you and only pick up the good ones. You musbe feel iz a filter.
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See dem gyal who does take 3-5 business days to reply? Aite GATE office
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Zimbabwe got their first taste of democracy today and didn’t know how to act. Disheartening defeat but a valiant effort by all. Thank you for the support, the country appreciated it. Good game team. 🇹🇹
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Like this tweet if you ever watch a movie in Globe. I tryna see something.
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If this was me, I was snatching the phone and running. I rather dey say iz a tief than I go down like this on social media.
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How allyuh does be so comfortable telling strangers on the internet your business?
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Aunty Kamla on the podium when the Boy Boy come on during the rally
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Lemme look to go KFC and get in my last lil 2 zinger for $35 yes. Father Lord I ain’t able
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See gyal who like to only talk bout the past? All da recount you want to recount? Uz UNC?
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If people never came forward and are now hearing the Commissioner of Police saying sexual assault allegations is rum shop talk, how you expect them to feel comfortable enough to do so now? Yuh big ass.
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When she doesn’t want to believe you’re a grower and not a shower
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Me trying to get this man out my mentions
@blutchman_
If u wanna watch ya bam bam nobody holding it against yuh buddy but doh try sell we this Disney fairytale nah like yuh aint get tap at least once. Have a wonderful weekend sir.
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Man start the haircut with one earring and end it with two. If my barber can’t do this, I don’t want him.
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“Can’t believe I spent $300 on a doctor visit”
Med students:
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I want to be the President of Trinidad. No responsibilities, just vibes.
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Stormi is a convent girl
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Your gyal really is your biggest hater and biggest supporter in one lmao
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Our Carnival really is undefeated. We have Jamie Lee Curtis diving off a stage. Love to see it.
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Police beat one man to death and put another in ICU all while still never finding this poor girl, only for the most sus looking human to magically find her while looking for scrap iron off the side of a precipice the day after Ian Alleyne offered $400,000 for her whereabouts
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The autopsy was inconclusive yesterday. Inshan Ishmael pays to have it done privately and gets the findings the day after. This is one of the fishiest stories I’ve ever seen in this country. Nothing is making sense.
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God showing off Trinidad, Tobago and South 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹
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Wa you know bout having to wait until the weekend to get the TV guide out of the newspapers
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It have no way The Lord taking Lion and Rebel out the Zess in the same year
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Akash wasn’t easy as a child inno, simple as yuh see him dey
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Bars open 8am - 8pm with no gatherings over 25. It good. Allyuh look for that.
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When she finally let you hit it raw and you’re 3 and a half strokes in
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I go scream when he reach the end and say just be responsible and social distance
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See gyal who does pull out dey calculator when the bill come on the dinner table? You relax yuhself na Pythagoras
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Dem security does be getting on like dem guarding Buckingham Palace
🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 Experience this faceoff, only at Trinidad & Tobago Carnival!
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So today is d boss birthday and since we quarantined 🤷🏾♂️
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I’m not a fan of whatever they using to seal snacks these days. I’m not looking to dislocate my wrist for some Zoomers.
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If you see me and my gyal like this in the botanical gardens mind yuh business
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Somebody hear a cancelled carnival saying something?
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I promise I’m not an asshole eh but that Ian Alleyne video with Israel lmaoooooooo 😩😩😩😩😩
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Imagine I here thinking me and you good, and then bam… you tagging me to do push-ups on the Internet
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Y’all surprised by the number of votes UNC getting and the people on FB surprised by the number of votes PNM getting lmaoooo
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Delete this quick before SJW try to put it on a mask
My largest dot painting! This thing took AGES.
Give it some love 💗
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Idc what you say, in my head all snakes wanna kill me and I shall act accordingly at all times
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Showing your girlfriend you have no birds after clearing all your chats
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