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@MsAlphaBetts

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I like trivia and cats and maybe three people

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@MsAlphaBetts
Alison
2 months
Don’t let your kids play video games! 30 years ago I fought my cousins for control of the Sega Genesis so we could play Jeopardy instead of Mortal Kombat, and now look what happened; I’ll be appearing tomorrow, 4/11, on #Jeopardy !
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My husband got me this personalized blanket from @OneEclecticMom and it might be the coolest #jeopardy gift ever ❤️
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2 months
Love my new band t-shirt 😜🐔 #jeopardy
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We’ll always have (Jefferson) Parish #Jeopardy
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2 months
What if this was all just an elaborate plan to meet @LisaAnnWalter 🤔? #jeopardy
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@MsAlphaBetts
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15 days
Quick, where’s the option for “I’m in this photo and I don’t like it?!” 🤣🐔 #Jeopardy #FoghornLeghorn #WorstAnswerEver @Jeopardy
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2 months
Pop music isn’t my strongest, but I do know Beyoncé says girls rule the world. In what might be a #jeopardy first, three women are the first three people on the ToC tracker! Congrats to Amy on her brilliant play ❤️
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@MsAlphaBetts
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2 months
A powerful street Ninja, in his Biscuit Era #jeopardy #Jeopardy
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This is super exciting (and not just because I hope it means fewer pop music clues on regular Jeopardy! 😬🤣) #jeopardy
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🚨 This is NOT a drill 🚨 Pop Culture Jeopardy! is coming soon! Sign up for the Jeopardy! newsletter for updates:
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@MsAlphaBetts
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2 years
I was thrilled to be on #BullshittheGameShow on #Netflix with @howiemandel , where I played for the chance to win $1 million through a combo of knowledge and BS! I won't give spoilers, except to confirm that I won't be naming any future kids Howie. (Sorry, still love ya Howie).
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2 months
“I will ignore the lavish birthing nest you built me and give birth in my kennel to spite you.”’ #jeopardy
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@MsAlphaBetts
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23 days
When the kayfabe slips and James accidentally shows his sweet side ;) Congrats to all three on an amazing tourney, and especially to The Queen @GraceWithAnO #jeopardy
@James_Holzhauer
James Holzhauer
23 days
Huge congrats to Yogesh and especially Victoria for a brilliantly played final match. The trivia community and fans of The Chase already knew Victoria is the best quizzer in the country—now fans of Jeopardy Masters know it too.
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@MsAlphaBetts
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8 years
Watching the #RobLoweRoast ; #AnnCoulter hasn't looked this unhappy since the time the Westboro Baptist Church rejected her application.
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2 months
@clairemcnear 🫣🫣🫣
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@MsAlphaBetts
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7 years
@pattonoswalt Because it hasn't affected the five Jews he cares about yet.
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7 years
@SenSanders No one should have to pay exorbitant amounts for life-saving medication, period.
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2 months
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@captainghosted
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@MsAlphaBetts Your star power has Foghorn Leghorn trending nationally today. 🙌🏼
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@MsAlphaBetts
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3 years
@PizzaDahut01 @lapublichealth You’re incorrect. We know by the test positivity rate that we are testing more than enough. It’s the lowest it’s been since the pandemic.
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@MsAlphaBetts
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7 years
@jaketapper I'm surprised it all fits on one homepage
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7 years
@TIME How ironic! I want people to boycott Franklin Graham because of his LACK of character.
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2 months
@8blackdiamond8 @sam_buttrey is one of my favorites, so I did it to pay homage to him :)
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@MsAlphaBetts
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2 years
@austintylerro @KenJennings I scoffed and thought “I can do better.” 25 minutes later and it appears I can’t. I’m a stupid Cupid.
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@MsAlphaBetts
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4 years
The best thing about #pandemic #masks is that I haven’t been told to smile by a man in months. #COVID19
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2 months
@shamefulbella41 Look, I might have to, and I am afraid 🤣
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@MsAlphaBetts
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2 months
I hope all #Jeopardy fans are following @shamefulbella41 for her insightful deep dives on all sorts of great J! content her & on her substack She’s a really sweet and funny person who is able to make data interesting; wish she had been my Stats teacher!
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@MsAlphaBetts
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8 years
@scottEweinberg Maybe she's not smiling because no one, ever, listed that as a presidential pre-req until someone with two X chromosomes ran
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@MsAlphaBetts
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8 years
They say America always gets the president it deserves.The good news is if we have to endure 8 years of Trump we probably earn @DollyParton
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15 days
@LouisPeitzman @Jeopardy And this is obviously why I very intentionally gave this well-considered and impeccably crafted joke answer. I mean, totally. Yep.
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3 years
@g_mokum @yellyAC @NateSilver538 There is a large group of vaccine-hesitant people in Israel as well, probably analogous to the US in terms of percentage. It seems like even with a certain degree of vaccine hesitancy, the vaccines work remarkably well on a population level (thankfully!)
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2 months
@BenYater Vindicated!
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2 years
@heytherejeffro I don’t want to mock their spirit free cocktail, but I definitely want to mock their power point while wearing a mock turtleneck.
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2 years
Look I’m not saying that being on #BullshitTheGameShow has ruined my life, but I am saying that every conversation I have now looks something like this 🤣🤣🤣 @howiemandel #netflix #bullshit #NoOneWillEverBelieveMeAgain
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@MsAlphaBetts
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1 year
@JeopardyGuesser It is so bizarre that people would cheat on something like this.
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2 years
@JeopardyGuesser My #blindguess for final #jeopardy is Dover England and Dover Delaware
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2 years
@JeopardyGuesser #Jeopardy #blindguess What is “You’ve got a friend in me”
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@ThailureJay I wonder if you’re the person with a Jeopardy air date closest to another game show air date in J history?
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@MsAlphaBetts
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3 years
@tnk1480 @lapublichealth That’s why we look at percent positive, not just the raw number. The numbers are going down AND the percent positive is going down.
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2 years
@JeopardyGuesser My #blindguess for #final #Jeopardy is the Richard Rodgers Theatre
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@OneEclecticMom It’s the best!
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@MsAlphaBetts
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2 years
@unexpectedrev Forgetting the authorship issue entirely, the bigger issue is that there’s no clear consensus on which epistle has the most OT quotations. If I can find well-sourced opinions arguing for both Romans and Hebrews (and I did with a quick Google) that’s a big problem.
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2 years
@katierdolan @howiemandel @netflix It was so fun playing with you! May I make a curtain suggestion, if the towels just aren’t suiting your aesthetic these days?
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2 months
@mfc248 It was yesterday! Thank you :)
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@Rick_Devens 🤣🤣🤣
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@MsAlphaBetts
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7 years
@washingtonpost The Trump Presidency summed up: All smoke and mirrors, with the lingering scent of borscht.
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2 years
@JeopardyGuesser My #blindguess for final #jeopardy is the Haigh Ashbury district
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7 years
@nytimes Where's the giant box that just says "Trump" for 2017? 😉
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7 years
@CNN But remind me again who the terrorists are? Or is it only terrorism if you're brown?
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3 years
@PizzaDahut01 @crookeddy @lapublichealth That is a very bizarre leap to make. You’re incorrect about testing which has nothing to do with June 15th or the virus disappearing. The non sequitur award of the day goes to...
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2 years
@RottenInDenmark Everyone needs to keep listening because exactly one day after this podcast launched the violent crime rate plummeted 136% worldwide* *Romania excluded
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2 months
@GaryUWorlds @OneEclecticMom These are made up categories, just for fun. One is a very silly wrong answer from one of my games, another is a pun based on my surname :)
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7 years
@TIME Also cheering: Those with souls, an understanding of the constitution, and TVs that can access more than one channel.
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@MsAlphaBetts
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2 years
@heytherejeffro While reading To Kill a Mockingbird
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@MsAlphaBetts
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7 years
@Slate Literally everyone not living in gilded towers knew it was complicated. So much for being a man of the people, OrangeJuliusCaser.
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2 months
@loudam @kendoll Oh my goodness I remember you! ❤️❤️❤️
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2 years
You’ve just made my inner #theaterkid so happy! (Which is hard to do, she’s kind of emo.)
@howiemandel
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2 years
Agree
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@shamefulbella41 Fifth game of the tape day!
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2 years
@JeopardyGuesser Who is Princess Alice of Battenberg #Jeopardy #BlindGuess
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7 years
@TIME because #ElizabethWarren is the Queen
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7 years
@sneezygerman @CNN Killing a group of people because of your own radical ideology=terrorism
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7 years
@washingtonpost Animals aren't human, but if you take on the responsibility of having one you need to keep it (& people in your car) safe
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2 years
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2 years
@heytherejeffro @howiemandel Ah this makes so much sense! I’m glad you got to make it up and I’m bummed we didn’t get to see your run. I hope you got enough money for at least three or four books.
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2 months
@LMDQK Those old school games still hold up!
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@MsAlphaBetts
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@LouisPeitzman No, Big Floss has got to you!
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@MsAlphaBetts
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7 years
@SanJoseSharks Let's hope they're just saving their A game for the playoffs 😬
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7 years
@washingtonpost The oligarchs aren't happy unless there's an underclass to stand on top of. (It makes them feel like big, tall boys!)
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3 years
@mistressmatisse @ScottMadin I think I agree with you in spirit but also the queer community includes queer kids. I definitely think not every Pride event should or could be for kids though.
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4 years
@craasch @NateSilver538 I disagree. We aren’t talking about his diehard cultists, but rather those who were reluctant Trump voters the first time (or who were lukewarm Democrats and didn’t vote at all in 2016.) These are the people who may find this outrageous and act accordingly
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2 years
@JeopardyGuesser Hmm I’m going to #blindguess #NorthMacedonia for final #Jeopardy . Thinking the category means countries that were created by “fleeing” from larger conglomerate countries
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2 years
@heytherejeffro @kathleenparker Something something e-mails belonging to someone
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2 months
@brendajoyce57 Tell Jimmy I love him!
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1 year
@JeopardyGuesser @Jeopardy This would have been my face if there were any correct answers
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8 years
@FiveThirtyEight @cragcrest Two minutes in the comments section of either candidate's FB page shows this to be sadly true 😕
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2 years
@howiemandel Hmm. I’ll take it under advisement.
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump Enjoy the Democratic House, and all the subpoena power that comes with it Donny!
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2 months
@abmartinson 😮😮😮
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2 years
@ellynmarsh Every day I ask myself whether I’m living the kind of life that would make Coolguy69 proud. Thankfully the answer’s been no so far.
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2 years
@JeopardyGuesser I hope you have an easy fast ❤️
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4 years
@friedman_h @DrLucyJones Loud boom/jolt and then rolling for like 30 seconds
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@mrenzaero I actually like a lot of the pop culture stuff! It’s just music that I find impossible to keep track of.
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3 years
@ScottMadin A lot of places have kid-friendly Pride events which I think is awesome. It’s great that there are safe spaces for kids to enjoy Pride, but the converse is also true; not every Pride event can or should be for kids.
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2 years
@AnyTimeYouCall How do you play the old ones? I know there’s a Wordle archive but it doesn’t actually allow you to share results
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