The best advice I can give to the world: tell people what you want and what you need. Represent who you are and where you’re going. If you don’t know what you want, what you need, who you are, or where you’re going — focus on that. Nobody can meet your needs better than you.

This headline and story from 10 months ago makes last night’s premiere of #SouthPark all the more hilarious. Was that really their intention or did they play everyone? LOVE IT. #Paramount #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #trumpisintheepsteinfiles #treyparker #MattStone #MAGA #Trumpisacreep

Happy bday to all my Army brothers & sisters. Army green will never be stained by the thin-skinned orange blob who’s trying to steal our day to serve his massive ego. To those forced to march, we see you & know why you’re really there. Hooah! Go Army.

Just a reminder @elonmusk.

Interesting . LOL. @elonmusk.

Weird. But my bad on the MAGA thing. I shouldn’t have assumed.

d!p$ts like @GuntherEagleman are so infatuated with #Trump & aren’t bothered when their crush gets b!tchslapped by #Putin. Trump was forced to wait for his owner, like a puppy & then got mauled by the alpha. Nobody respects him. You think that beta’s saving us from communism? 😂.

UNC’s #BubbaCunningham claims he wasn’t involved in @UNC_Basketball getting in @NCAA tourney but he doesn’t say who worked to keep out! @WVUhoops robbed. @UNC: you best investigate. Don’t be culpable & pay his bonus! #MarchMadness #WVU #Scandal @wvgovernor @MarchMadnessMBB.

Giving me more energy to get to the studio and more creativity when I’m there. @sleepnumber #SmarterSleep

Gotta love all of #MAGA losing their minds over that halftime show. Makes it so worth it. As a reminder, these are people who worship this guy

If you’re defending #Gaetz, you’re sick & I hope your family keeps you away from kids. If you’re also blaming #Biden for the #HouseEthics report you should take a basic civics course because I doubt you’d pass a middle school quiz (& keep Gaetz away from that classroom!).

X = Elon’s hate machine. A place for weirdos to promote conspiracies that advance their agenda to Make America Segregated Again. The worst people on earth do really well here. Stupid.

It would be hilarious if the second coming (rapture) occurred during a #Trump rally. Nobody there would know. He’d just keep rambling & #MAGA would still be there pretending to listen.

How long will the #Musk & #Trump love affair last? They probably both think they have the upper hand but as soon as that changes it’s over. When will it blow up?.

Creepy @RepClayHiggins is a disgrace & shouldn’t be allowed near the Capitol. He’s totally ok w/ the parents of Vance’s wife, as well as Trump’s most recent wife, immigrating to our country. He either doesn’t know the Constitution or he’s just a full blown racist. Probably both.

#Trump said he’d get us out of #Afghanistan & instead cozied up to the #Taliban. War’s messy, including withdrawal. Only a sociopath goes to our National Cemetery campaigning on the graves of the brave souls he lied to & left behind. Vets & voters won’t fall for this vile BS.

Step away from your personal views of #Harris or #Trump. Go listen to any one of his last dozen speeches, interviews or pressers & pretend it’s your 1st time hearing him. Shocking he has 50 supporters. Not possible to sound dumber, whinier, or more narcissistic.

#MAGA, don’t try to play the “he kicked #Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago” BS. #Trump enabled & supported the pedo. Their falling out was over real estate. Don’t forget Trump called him a terrific guy in the same breath as saying he likes young girls. Thick as thieves. #LolitaExpress.

The #Biden / #DNC #crisis plan:.1. Biden steps down now.2. Kamala is 1st female #POTUS .3. "For good of Country" she doesn't seek nomination.4. #Newsom & Whitmer get Biden delegates.5. 2 Governors kick the $#!+ out of #Trump in Nov. #Election2024.

#MAGA is hellbent on defeating the guy who implemented social #distancing, supported #masks, funded the #vax & who boasted about getting #boosted. #covid #booster #vaccines #fauci #pandemic

RT @maddenifico: This man has a message for the feckless, far-right MAGA-fascists who are threatening a second American Civil War in respon….