Ballzack the Wizard
@Mrwizeerd
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I am Ballzack! The Cresent Wizard of the Solar Moons! 🌙 (Age: 2527) (Practice: Destruction, Transmutation, Illusion, Runic Enchantmets)
An Interdimensional Castle
Joined June 2014
I did not consume any of the delicious 192 lbs of honey smoked barbecue bandit flesh sitting just west of the Clover Village
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There are quite a number of ghouls outside of their dungeons tonight!
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Do they have to do this in front of my tower??? Do they know how loud they are being??
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I learned no morals from what I witnessed, It is simply these events that remind me that I can not sanction the buffoonery of the common peasants ....
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Before the knight clubbed him to death with his morningstar, the jar had shattered on the ground in front of the both of them, revealing that the flies had all died because the foolish sod had failed to poke holes in the lid of the jar.
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I have just witnessed a wannabe mage shout "Plague" before he tossed a jar filled with flies at a passing knight.
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I have consumed the gel bit the Repto Shaman recommended me, and now I've drank 2 golden elixirs of modelo!
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Today I checked in on the kobold that i've only been feeding Fanta and flaming hot cheetos for the past 18 months, and I don't think he's doing too good...
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I have a quest for you all... A quest for the forest! Study thy favorite spot of wild woods, learn of which bush, tree, and little plant is native to the land... and what is not... Once you have identified the invasive plants of thy woods, run a sword through its roots!!!
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This wicked demon is stalking over my tower and slinging my guest off the ledge... Any recommendations on how to scare it off?
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Modern nuances have been seen in new age orc culture since the fall of Orc City
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I keep trying to warn the villagers that the amethyst skull amulet will soon break, releasing the greater demon Kroktormoth, and the morons just continue to look at me like this
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A dragon just flew by and knocked a tower down with its tallywacker
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