Some dude stole a plane from #Seatac (Allegedly), did a loop-the-loop, ALMOST crashed into #ChambersBay, then crossed in front of our party, chased by fighter jets and subsequently crashed. Weird times.

Trump using heartbroken families and actual heroes of conscience to get applause for his horrifying, cowardly policies is instantly poisonous and embarrassing. #SOTU

Las Vegas Shooter: Not an immigrant Sandy Hook Shooter: Not an immigrant. Charleston Church Shooter: Not an immigrant. Aurora Movie Theater Shooter: Not an immigrant. Texas Church Shooter: Not an immigrant Columbine Shooters: Not immigrants. #SOTU

Hey this sequel to idiocracy is pretty great. It’s on msnbc believe it or not. #StateOfTheUnion #StateofOurUnion #SOTUBLACKOUT #NotMyPresident

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I found a recipe for Gwendolyn Doll in #PocketMortys. https://t.co/c5oysjBZES

Take me back to the snow already.

If nothing lasts forever... Will you be nothing. Damn feelings are happening again.

Re watching #maninthehighcastle with the folks. So happy this show exists.

Losing friends is a sign of success.

So for Halloween I'm going to go as premature ejaculation All I'll wear are pants and when people ask why I'll just say I came in my pants

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Well, shoot, I gotta give it to Pastor Bryant. He said, "so many times, we look at the riot but not at the root." #BaltimoreRiots

Loving the #Daredevil #daredevilnetflix

Marathoning #BlackSails thank you watchathon #pirateslifeforme #starz #Pirates

There's a pile of clothes in my room. I wish they were yours. #thinkingofyou #LateNightThoughts #teamstayup

Mornings with space dandy and coffee. #anime #hangover #spacedandy

#BieberRoast it's going down! http://t.co/4ulwNeEWEk