Sandy Wardrop
@MrSandyWardrop
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Writer. Performer. Mad Scientist of Words. No relation to @BrianBlessed. Honest. He/Him please.
Peterborough, England
Joined January 2011
Still rubbish at remembering Twitter exists. However, I have just had a #VeryImportantWardrobeUpdate
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JUSTICE! FINALLY!
Clive nailing his colours to the mast in the great Celebrations war of 2022. At @MrSandyWardrop 's behest. 15 days until Christmas #Bounty #TeamBounty #coconutty #Celebrations #clivethetortoise #tortoise
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Currently mooting a poetry project themed around the effort of articulating my 'lived experience' of ADHD (etc). (With tongue-firmly-in-cheek) I'm therefore taking votes on: Which 'Job Title' might best describe an artist whose focus is 'Putting Neurodivergence Into Words'?
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Clive in the Wild 8. The Train Set. 34 days until Christmas. #trackmaster #trains #thomasandfriends #thomasthetankengine #tortoise #tortoisesoftwitter
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To be fair, @Clive_Tortoise did just start tweeting again. Coincidence? #YouDecide 👀
Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol
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I need to see Clive mourning the Celebrations box Bounty or Christmas is ruined
Clive's Chocolate Orange. 42 days until Christmas. For more please follow our visit the website. #terryschocolateorange #tortoise #tortoisesoftwitter
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I won't be leaving Twitter, because it's the only way I have of discovering alternative but less funny punchlines to my jokes.
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(Read the whole 3-tweet-thread for worthwhile context)
I've seen folks suggesting Elon Musk is bad at Twitter because, as an autistic person, he thinks like an engineer & can't empathise with people. Insofar as there is any reliable research on this, it suggests that it's *being a billionaire* that damages empathy, not autism.
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#PeterboroPub_Scrawl Tomorrow night (Tuesday) it is the turn of @MrSandyWardrop to have a #poem on the @BBCUpload segment of the evening session on @BBCCambs (presented by @Thunderfairy ) between 6 & 7pm. We hope @BBCUpload continues after planned changes
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"Comedy is legal on Twitter again." Also: "ALL HUMOUR THAT IS HUMOUR MUST BE PRE-EMPTIVELY DEFINED AS HUMOUR BEFORE BEING HUMOURED OR YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY DISMEMBERED"
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#UnsolicitedConfessions Until I was approximately 12, I was utterly convinced this logo said "Gisney"
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Me: I don't tweet enough, but I'll probably tweet about important stuff when it counts. Also me: This criminal in this week's episode of #Andor has the very Star Warsy name of 'Richard Seymour'
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Been a bit quiet lately. This might be part of the reason.
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Really excited to be on this new version of Would I Lie To You
Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak will be with us, along with Labour's Emily Thornberry, Comedian Joe Lycett and former No 10 staffer, Cleo Watson, along with our full interview with Ukraine's First Lady, Olena Zelenska - @BBCOne, 9am tomorrow - hope to see you there!
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I went to retweet this and Twitter said "You're about to share an article you've not read - would you like to read it first?" I think I just got r/dontyouknowwhoiam'd by Twitter itself.
#PeterboroPub_Scrawl Great to hear @MrSandyWardrop on the @BBCUpload segment of the evening session on @BBCCambs tonight... https://t.co/QiDDPNAgbd
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Whoops - only just spotted this. I should check my Twitter more often 👀
I should really be walking over to the park to put up a poster showing the new date (was supposed to be tonight) - but i will melt if I try it. So please RT the original and tag any local poets / audience. @MrSandyWardrop @CardinalPeteCox @KatBeeton @montygristo @HelengouldHelen
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