Hal Yorke
@MrRadio4
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Anywhere but a barn.
Joined April 2012
No votes for hot buttered toast, I see. Or a laminated slab of ham, for that matter... http://t.co/5YobzEfFru
theguardian.com
For the General Election, synesthete James Wannerton has teamed up with artist Sam Cornwell to show how each political leader tastes. So who tastes of toffee and ink? Who’s like Lucozade – and who’s...
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You can be #properbad or #propercleanandtidy, but never both simultaneously... #goodnight
https://t.co/fezzeRy7sf
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I shall be neither howling at the moon nor staring at the sun tomorrow. Can't speak for certain other HH residents... https://t.co/cSKcGEXJKx
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Peasants roasting on an open fire, Werewolves nipping at your nose... ...hang on. I don't sing. (Merry Christmas to you.)
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As it's my birthday, I feel I have the right to inflict a terrible magic realist pun on the Twitter... 500 Years of Hal's-a-Dude! #verysorry
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A series of unwise investments always comes before a crash... "@Suhemming: @MrRadio4
https://t.co/hgs7wMgqq3 please RT :) xx #BeingHuman"
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Must dash - I have an appointment with the dental hygienist. No smirking at the back there.
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*breaks the Twitter silence as cannot be held responsible for own smugness* Ivan would be jealous...#misskatebush
http://t.co/h2fHBsqQTA
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There appears to have been a New Year's Eve rumpus on my timeline. I therefore wish you all a reining in of emotional latitude for 2014.
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Hetty isn’t the only one who’s too old for this shit, so now… would you excuse me… We’re done. #goodbye
http://t.co/T0LQr0YZmr
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It would be entirely out of character to express appreciation to the people of the Twitter. So I won't ;-)
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It's time to dash, possibly along the beach. Hasta mañana. #goodnight
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Isolation? Try 9 months in a monastery cell... #educatingyorkeshire
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Ugh, #smallanimalkins “@ThePoke: Anatomy of a fluffy bunny wunny. http://t.co/qCCOtev8dQ (via @RiffRaff41)”
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