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Professor of Memeological Studies.

Astoria, Queens
Joined May 2009
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@MrMichaelSwartz
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5 years
β€œthank god it’s finally the weekend! the weekend:
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@MrMichaelSwartz
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to translate, this is like if Jesus followed the Bible account before the New Testament dropped
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Carly Rae Jepsen has followed Heated Rivalry’s official Instagram account after show creator Jacob Tierney expressed interest in featuring her on Season 2 soundtrack.
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@ororodaily
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A new β€œAvengers: Doomsday” trailer has been leaked, featuring Storm and Jean Grey
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@MrMichaelSwartz
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Yeah, my bedrβ€” [TRANSMISSION TERMINATED]
@ka_morian0121
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LET'S MAKE SURE BEFORE THE END OF 2026.......... THAT WE GET THESE THREE IN ONE ROOM !!!! πŸ˜‰πŸ€­ @CallHerPerla @itsninicoco @_itsjustbones_ #DragRace #rpdr18
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@400luuuxx
drew
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til you're just another OOMF on the subway
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@tkylemac
T. Kyle
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if i were mayor i would get sworn in outside of this dunkin donuts
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@irondaya
vic
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no one is exaggerating about interview with the vampire… it is ACTUALLY the best show ever, the acting and writing is phenomenal and im so shocked that it’s not getting praised critically alongside shows like succession, the bear etc like ???
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@biz_socks
Asscela Express πŸš…
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MSG lit up in pride colors in honor of New York Admirals captain Scott Hunter coming out
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@NotElijah
Lish πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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The resurgence of Nicole Paige Brooks’ popularity was one of the only good things to come out of 2025
@butchersbluess
🦩#teamlydia πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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That's literally family like don't even joke about it πŸ˜”
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@earthtolovers
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heated rivalry has taken me places i wouldn’t go with a gun
@tryquinn
Quinn
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Yes, it’s MM. No, there’s no self-insert listener character. Yes, Hudson whimpers. No, Connor doesn’t have a Russian accent (we tried). It’s three episodes. The first two episodes drop Tuesday at Midnight PT. 🫑
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@elaine_stritch
mary
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can I come over to your house and do this
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@sonyashea3
sonya πŸ’–
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we have to find a way to bankrupt goop so gwyneth paltrow is forced to be in more movies
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@MrMichaelSwartz
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they just have him doing anything
@KJBee27
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THIS PIC?!? I'M SCREECHING
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@maiamindel
Maia
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do you condemn the grinch and support whoville's right to exist as a who town?
@BrineWalsh
brine walsh
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before you cancel the grinch remember whoville is an ethnostate
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@DblAuntAndres
andres
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@samprkr
sam parker
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She looks like at 34 she just became praetor of the province she was born and raised in
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@mascarayde
ray ✨
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this couldn’t have happened at a more ironic time 😭😭😭😭😭
@RuPaulsDragRace
RuPaul's Drag Race
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Okurrr!! 😜 Queen @iamcardib is joining us for the premiere of #DragRace Season 18 – FRIDAY JAN 2 at 8p on @mtv!
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@jbillinson
Josh Billinson
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why does it fit perfectly
@CountVolpe
SydneyπŸš€
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It’s giving talk to your doctor to see if Skyrizi is right for you
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@MrMichaelSwartz
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you’re not a real new yorker if you don’t know this feeling. they’ve probably been waiting 25 mins since the last train. 😭
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@Caol_MacCormaic
kyle
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cannot believe this tweet is only from april, feels like it’s been around for years
@mjkjuice2
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that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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@homeofsexuals
casey anthony funko pop
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She looks like she's stepping into the new year and leaving behind negativity fake friends jealousy
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this is Kamala Harris for Vanity Fair btw
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