Jesse Sylvia
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Turned 35 today. Yay!
In the last few years I’ve started writing down little thoughts/tips/cheat codes about different aspects of life that I’ve picked up along the way. I figured now is as good a time as any to share them.
Please feel free to add you own.
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Walking into any poker tournament after you won the last one.
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When you didn’t realize the book report was today and you’ve read 0 pages so far
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Before the triton million
@BrynKenney
's insta timeline was chock full of chipstacks and motivational thoughts about staying on the grind.
Now it's mostly him smoking massive spliffs on private jets.
Legit hero.
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Robbie can talk all that shit but your boy was winning big with J4 wayyyy before it was cool.
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Who wore it better: stories that never happened edition
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Top five most entertaining hands in poker history?
Off to top of my head (in no particular order):
1. Yang/Watkinson pray off
2. Van den bijgaart folds top two to Wilinofsky
3. Deangelo calls Zamani’s bluff with worse
4. Long hair Ike bluff
5. Beth shack aa
What am I missing?
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The year is 2056.
Wsop has been moved from the flamingo to imperial palace 2.
Everyone’s excited for the 35 dodgecoin opening event.
The shiny new robot dealers are having trouble making change out of the pot.
@subiime
is still using the credit card option to pay
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People living off poker as their primary income:
What's the max % of your net worth that you've lost in one session? Why did you take that kind of shot? How did you recover?
I've always been a massive bankroll nit so seeing the other side of the coin is super interesting to me.
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My favorite people on the planet approach every interaction, large or small, like:
1. it's the greatest thing they could be doing with their time
2. their main goal is to make the other person's life a little better than before
I truly hope that one day I'm described this way.
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W/all this extra indoor time, I'm considering taking on around 5 ppl for an intensive coaching/long term backing deal for mtts. I would generally be looking for lower stake players who have at least SOME fundamentals/experience playing online mtts. Just wanted to gauge interest.
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A LOT more people should be apologizing PUBLICLY to
@Angry_Polak
right now than we've seen so far...
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Feels like the clearest case of not cheating that could ever look like potential cheating
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It’s a fold. Your hand is a fold. Yes, it’s exploitable. No, this is not a metaphor.
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Djoker loses two sets 6-4, 6-4
goes in the back for 5 mins
comes back out
only gives up 5 games in the next 3 sets
I NEED to know wtf he was doing back there
#USOpen
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It is day six thousand four hundred and thirty two of the hustler debacle.
Joey Ingram talks w/surprise call-in Shaun Deeb, who's upgraded his opinion to "unholy certainty of 1000 suns." Afterwards, Jared Jaffee and a woman with glasses debate over where the clitoris is located.
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Very excited to launch our site. We’ve been working on it for a long time and it has perfectly embodied everything we were initially looking for in a preflop study tool.
Giving away 1 hour of coaching to a random person who likes and retweets this tweet.
Never make a preflop mistake again.
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HEY GUYS
COMON DOWN TO THE JESSE SERIES OF POKER
EVENT 41 TODAY THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER DESPERATE STACK
$0.75 buyin
$8 trillion guarantee
starting stack nine billion chips, blinds 1-1
CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU THERE!!1
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Considering selling a package to a few of the bigger events this summer, thanking the gods that I can do it privately and avoid the garbage heap that is poker twitter
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I’ll be leading the riot if this doesn’t win tweet of the year at the global poker achievement awards or whatever it’s called
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Nobody could have seen this rise in covid cases in Florida coming
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Every day I see cash gamer
@DougPolkPoker
amped about winning $37, while mtter
@CrownUpGuy
scoops another milly. My world is upside down
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I see a lot of people on twitter today making the incorrect assumption that protesters and looters are the same group.
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Bottom left two ainec
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Todd Witteles: *assaults an old lady*
Todd Witteles: “look I apologize if anybody was somehow offended by that. It wasn’t my intention to hurt her and I would just as likely assault an old man. I don’t even see gender. I just swing my arms around objectively. Furthermore…”
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For the rest of the series: If you bust me out of any wsop event, I’ll give you a free 2 month subscription of floptimal. Just ask me after the hand or anytime on here.
If you somehow had the worst of it going in, perhaps I’ll make it 3 months
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sitting in lung center and old guy walks in, demands to see a doctor w/o appointment, won’t speak to anyone but a doctor.
Doctor eventually comes out and homie delivers a monologue describing a YouTube video he saw about a secret covid cure that’s appearently been covered up 😂
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Absolutely gutted to find out I’m not leading the WSOP player of the year race with my TWO 1k mincashes 😢
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Several people have pointed out that my hand is suited and hers was of the offsuited variety, and I have to say, I really appreciate this type of ultra high level feedback.
Robbie can talk all that shit but your boy was winning big with J4 wayyyy before it was cool.
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About to stream some live coaching on Ashley’s channel, going live in 5 mins
Youtube.con/c/ashleysleeth
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OK, WHICH ONE OF YOUR MORONS WAS USING PIO IN FRONT OF ROB?!
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Itm of the Bally’s circuit main and LOOK WHO GETS MOVED TO MY LEFT
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Idk about you guys but I can’t friggin wait to slowroll mike now
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Using my one time on getting a $3k freezeout ft with Foxen, Ali, Zamani, and CSM
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entourage in 2022:
Vinny Chase films a psa with Mcgregor to "fight covid with a proper booster." Drama keeps telling Conor about the "time he went toe to toe with Chuck Liddell." Turtle jumps on NFTs but gets stuck with a $500k of ape punks. E attempts to work it out with Sloan.
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I GOOGLED "APEX PREDATOR" AND ALL IT GAVE ME WAS THIS PICTURE
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Can’t believe nobody had an opinion on the Dan blitz/gg poker thing
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Dude living the dream playing in the WORLD SERIES OF POKER and watching Happy Gilmore at the same time
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Worst kind of poker player has the following traits:
Fast
Tall
Blond (not brunette)
Loud (Pitch/Tone)
Not named Jesse (Tool)
If you match all of these categories then you are probably a real treat to have at parties. 2 of 5 is still bad.
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Can’t wait until Landon or jbex win this bet and the ppl who bet them at -120 for a 30 mtt sample size say “I told you so”
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SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THAT JAWLINE, THE POSTURE. THE DIFFERENCE IN EQUITIES. MY GAWD
I GOOGLED "APEX PREDATOR" AND ALL IT GAVE ME WAS THIS PICTURE
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Feel like I’ll spend my entire life trying to be as cool, calm and collected as Alex Livingston naturally is every moment he plays. The fact that he remained that way during such a high stress scenario insanely impressive. Total boss
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@kittykuopoker
I voted also cheat. I don’t think it’s the right thing to do I just love chaos
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This girl said she’s about to 3 bet the crap out of me on the
@RoundersCard_SA
live stream
@RoundersTonight
.
We’ll see
5pm pst
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Anybody that has any of the capitol one cards: how flexible/effective has using miles been for you?
Here is a picture of my dog for ppl who don’t care about this
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lot of ppl who charge for coaching making it pretty clear right now that they don't know how game theory OR solvers work.
Stay safe out there homies.
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Ashley’s first video for her new channel. She put a lot of love into it and I think it really shows 😊
Launched a brand new channel today! If you love Vegas and want to see some local spots, check it out! (No poker, just having fun exploring the city.) 🥳
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If you have kids, get a dog. I have no hard evidence to back this up, but I cannot imagine the unrelenting love a dog shows it’s people wouldn’t rub off in some wonderful way.
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If you are constantly outputting positivity, value, and an enthusiasm for learning, there is no stopping you in the long run. It’s the biggest cheat code.
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IF THIS FRIGGIN GUY GETS TO BE THIS GOOD LOOKING ANDDD FINISHES BETTER THAN ME IN THE MAIN IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND
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When you see a friend you haven’t seen in 2 years on break, ask them how it’s going, and they tell you their chip count.
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OK no mike the mouth is saying she cheated.
We can officially call it a lock she didn't cheat.
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MASSIVE SHOUT OUT TO THE ONE AND ONLY
@NormanChad
He thought the white wall background in my stream was a little too lackluster for his taste and send me some sweet artwork to remedy the issue.
You’re the best.
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It's just so impressive to be this dumb AND this smug about it at the same time.
Anderson Cooper: You're talking about encouraging hundreds of thousands of people to come to Las Vegas ... smoking, drinking, touching slot machines, breathing circulated air, doesn't that sound like a virus petri dish?!
Las Vegas Mayor: It sounds like you're being an alarmist!
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Put four million in the bag, with 15 million in play. Tomorrow we play to a winner, four people between me and the win!
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Rio lookin good in the sunset, or I'm just too amped for Wsop??
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If you are fun to be around, people will get over almost any personality flaw you have
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Fulfilling a sort of childhood dream today and playing on poker after dark, 100-200-400 plo. Come check it out in 30 mins on pokergo
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Just realized how jealous I am of my cash game homies right now, slinging chips, watching Wsop, pleasantly unaware of the brutality of mtts
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It’s pretty wild watching these trump cultists try to downplay corona despite all facts and evidence and reality.
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Got 3rd for $211k. Thanks everyone for the support I appreciate it more than you know 😊😊😊
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Trump has somehow framed this as "The left is overreacting to the virus and they tanked the economy" and his cult is eating it up. It truly becomes more impressive every day how little credit he gives his supporters intelligence and how often he continues to be right in doing so
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Is this Shulman thing a big spoof to get me to watch more poker go when he “makes his return” in a week? Bc I’ve got news for you I ALREADY WATCH THE MAXIMUM AMT OF SHULMAN THAT I CAN
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Doing the 25k in Barcelona is about 100x better than in the Bahamas imo
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Me: “My friends waste dozens of hours a month watching sports that bring them no real value lol”
Also me: “this episode of survivor is decent, let’s watch the entire season and all the YouTube reviews before we get out of bed today”
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These 10k mixed FT live streams are so amazing, hope they never drop them
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Been thinking about this for a while now. Top 10 cities I would absolutely live in (live in again for some):
1. Melbourne
2. Buenos Aires
3. Tokyo
4. Barcelona
5. Capetown (might be
#1
if not for crime)
6. Panama city
7. San juan del sur
8. Auckland
9. San diego
10. Nerja
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This hyper being 450+50 is probably where we should draw the line between free markets doing their thing and straight up greed lol
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Multi-accounting has entered the live domain thanks to neuralink
Coffee is deemed a PED
Late reg lines surpass the Great Wall of China as most recognizable object from space
I have yet to win a bracelet
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Expectations lead to complacency. If you’re approaching life from the perspective of a student, always staying hungry to learn, with very little in terms of expectation, you will have a much easier time.
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The wsop cafe carries only mentos.
Anyone who is dealt a card before putting out their big blind is shot on the spot.
Short deck events are repaced by craps tables
One bracelet per year is sacrificed to the hellmuthian gods, in an attempt to keep the fires away from the venue
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Serious question: does anybody ACTIVELY LIKE Biden besides my mom's friend Joan?
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11th in the 6 max, we getting closer and closer. Also hit 600 viewers today which was an AWESOME feeling. Shout out to
@BetOnDrew
for helping make that happen and also for going super deep in the same bracelet event.
On to the next one tomorrow!
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There is a severe drop off on the value that money will bring your life. Meanwhile, spreading love in every interaction only increases life value exponentially.
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What a thread
if I went to Outback Steakhouse by myself tonight and asked for a table for 2, then got progressively sadder as the night went on alone, do you think they’d give me my steak for free?
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Insane how fast paced and fun wsop time is. Simultaneously sweating
-My own tourneys
-Pieces
-The Knights
-French open/Wimbledon
-Friends deep in stuff
-High roller updates
-the normal stuff (crypto/stocks)
No wonder I always go fishing for 2 months after 😂
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Doesn’t make sense that trump would resort to extortion.
The court cases were going so well.
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.
@DougPolkPoker
been watching the hu mastery course, this is so far and away the best poker product I've ever seen it's a little scary
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The smartest people on the planet aren’t THAT much smarter than you. They have, however, put in crazy amounts of time to understand their body of work inside and out.
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Ashley just fts the first event at riu Reno, 6 left. Boss
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There is no mood bad enough that exercise can’t wipe it out, even if only temporarily.
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