The wsop cafe carries only mentos.
Anyone who is dealt a card before putting out their big blind is shot on the spot.
Short deck events are repaced by craps tables
One bracelet per year is sacrificed to the hellmuthian gods, in an attempt to keep the fires away from the venue
The year is 2056.
Wsop has been moved from the flamingo to imperial palace 2.
Everyoneβs excited for the 35 dodgecoin opening event.
The shiny new robot dealers are having trouble making change out of the pot.
@subiime
is still using the credit card option to pay
Multi-accounting has entered the live domain thanks to neuralink
Coffee is deemed a PED
Late reg lines surpass the Great Wall of China as most recognizable object from space
I have yet to win a bracelet