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Joined December 2011
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@Hannah__O
TheGirlisNoOne
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I eat it all on Christmas. I can be a geezer and a bush babe all in one. Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh.
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@MrC_Reality
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Might not do another Xmas in England till I got my own tbh.
@ovomelly
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I’ll never be excited for Christmas until I have my own family
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@CH_SpartansFC
Chadwell Heath Spartans FC
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The Chairman, the Committee, the Management, all the Players and everyone associated with Chadwell Heath Spartans Football Club would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and all the very best for the New Year. #Spartans #nonleaguefootball #EAL #NonLeague #Christmas2025
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@flodyssey
flora β‚ŠΛšβŠΉ πŸŽ€
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the trojan horse wasn't actually real btw. and it's more believable that a city would let in the odyssey's horse than the one below, since it's an ugly chunk of wood. there are 2 interpretations to the myth, one that it's made out of leftover ships, and another that it's
@SceneinCinema
Movies Scenes 🎫
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The Trojan Horse, Troy (2004) x Odyssey (2026).
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@Dartte__45
Uncle Ras D'artte
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Everytime I see this guy I remember that story where burglars broke into his house,recognized him &made him sing both parts of his song, "will you be my lover, yes, no?" like 20 times, he'd be done and they'd be like, do it again , do it again, your concerts are expensive. 🀣🀣🀣
@Usmanashafe
Big Uncle
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Adesua and Banky W locked lips and sent all the single people to depression 🀣🀣🀣
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@TouchlineX
The Touchline | 𝐓
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🚨 π—‘π—˜π—ͺ: Carlos TevΓ©z opens up: β€œA lot of people judged me for going to China, but the truth is, they never really understood my situation. They don’t know my story. So let me explain something." "When I joined Corinthians, my life and my career changed forever. That move
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@MrC_Reality
Deportee
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All the guns in America & no one shot the dog??
@Crime_In_NYC
Crime In NYC
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1) Who brings a pit bull into a crowded place? 2) Who brings a pit bull into a crowded place, when he can't control it? This happened near Union Square, earlier today.
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@MrC_Reality
Deportee
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LOOOL aint gotta tell me twice
@Shadaya_Knight
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑢𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
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If you're at someone's house and they say they are tired, it's time to leave.
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@CH_SpartansFC
Chadwell Heath Spartans FC
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The other two goals for the #Spartans on Saturday from ⁦@Ryanoconnell_9⁩ and @Oxyy69 as the boys pick up another 3 points in the Senior Division of the ⁦@EssexAllianceFL⁩ #SpartanStrong
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@tradingMaxiSL
Wolf of X
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Bro used up 10 years worth of his luck https://t.co/6k1OL3IeK3
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@crazyclips_
Crazy Clips
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Brazil not for beginners
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@MrC_Reality
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Ruben said here's your academy players, Happy now πŸ˜‚
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@MrC_Reality
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@AfroStunnerz
π— π—˜π—Ÿπ—”π—‘π—œπ—‘βœ¨βœŠπŸΎ
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Gap tooth appreciation
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@Footballtweet
Football Tweet βš½ξ¨€
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🌍⚽ π—‘π—”π——π—œπ—” π—‘π—”π——π—œπ— . π—œπ—‘π—–π—₯π—˜π——π—œπ—•π—Ÿπ—˜ 𝗦𝗧𝗒π—₯𝗬. She was just 11 years old when she fled Afghanistan for Denmark after her father was killed. Years later, she’s become a Denmark international with 107 caps, scored 200+ career goals, and played for elite clubs
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@MrC_Reality
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Loool
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Garnacho literally went out and did an interview because he didn’t start a final & now at Chelsea he’s totally fine with coming off the bench. Young players at United are entitled & you can admit that without thinking the manager is good
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@duttypaul
Sean Paul
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#FaithWeAKeep visualizer out now πŸŽ₯ go pree the video on mi YouTube an remember 2 continue to donate an bless #Jamaica πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ™πŸΎ #WeShallRiseTogether
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@MrC_Reality
Deportee
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Long time i bucked hummingbird bakery.
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@MrC_Reality
Deportee
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Wait the school...
@ronkelawal
Ronke Lawal
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East London maths teacher caught with over 260 stolen bank card details Yikes. Teaching the kids algebra and arithmetic whilst doing fraud πŸ₯΄ https://t.co/SA4gWhMehp
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@CrimeLdn
London & UK Street News
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A man pours petrol on the floor and on the shopkeeper as he asks for money from the till.
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@premierleague
Premier League
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El Hadji Malick Diouf thought he was sitting down for a normal interview. Instead, we surprised him with messages from his family in Senegal. πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³β€οΈ @WestHam
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