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@MrC_Reality
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I eat it all on Christmas. I can be a geezer and a bush babe all in one. Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funkeβs your aunt, letβs foken Ave it mi seh.
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The Chairman, the Committee, the Management, all the Players and everyone associated with Chadwell Heath Spartans Football Club would like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and all the very best for the New Year. #Spartans #nonleaguefootball #EAL #NonLeague #Christmas2025
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the trojan horse wasn't actually real btw. and it's more believable that a city would let in the odyssey's horse than the one below, since it's an ugly chunk of wood. there are 2 interpretations to the myth, one that it's made out of leftover ships, and another that it's
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Everytime I see this guy I remember that story where burglars broke into his house,recognized him &made him sing both parts of his song, "will you be my lover, yes, no?" like 20 times, he'd be done and they'd be like, do it again , do it again, your concerts are expensive. π€£π€£π€£
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π¨ π‘ππͺ: Carlos TevΓ©z opens up: βA lot of people judged me for going to China, but the truth is, they never really understood my situation. They donβt know my story. So let me explain something." "When I joined Corinthians, my life and my career changed forever. That move
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The other two goals for the #Spartans on Saturday from β¦@Ryanoconnell_9β© and @Oxyy69 as the boys pick up another 3 points in the Senior Division of the β¦@EssexAllianceFLβ© #SpartanStrong
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πβ½ π‘ππππ π‘ππππ . ππ‘ππ₯ππππππ π¦π§π’π₯π¬. She was just 11 years old when she fled Afghanistan for Denmark after her father was killed. Years later, sheβs become a Denmark international with 107 caps, scored 200+ career goals, and played for elite clubs
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#FaithWeAKeep visualizer out now π₯ go pree the video on mi YouTube an remember 2 continue to donate an bless #Jamaica π―π²ππΎ #WeShallRiseTogether
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Wait the school...
East London maths teacher caught with over 260 stolen bank card details Yikes. Teaching the kids algebra and arithmetic whilst doing fraud π₯΄ https://t.co/SA4gWhMehp
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A man pours petrol on the floor and on the shopkeeper as he asks for money from the till.
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El Hadji Malick Diouf thought he was sitting down for a normal interview. Instead, we surprised him with messages from his family in Senegal. πΈπ³β€οΈ @WestHam
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