As a kid (younger than 10) I once used a phrase I learnt from Eastenders. When it was clear they didn't care about something I was doing I said "no one gives a toss". The room shouting Oiiiiii has forever stayed with me.

Acid house or pumping house? Come find out at 3PM on @SubFM. All I want to do is to it. And by "it" I mean die.

In 1998, Hyperfunk by Antonio took 1:55 just to get to the drop of the main song. Mad to think you would ride that track in the mix for nearly 2 minutes with no BPM counter or sync. In the age of TikTok, tunes are done by 2 minutes now. This is your grandad tweeting. 👴🏻

Brought this home from my holiday. Worst. Earworm. Ever. https://t.co/HMgY3Zf4Ds

There are only 3 things certain in life: death, taxes, and guaranteeing you'll hear Gasolina at least three times a day on any holiday to Turkey

Wholesome Friday vibes to you all ❤️

society if we banned the sale of DJ equipment

Still out here trying to get Candice and Gemma's attention. Hoping Eyeball Paul will lock in and finally tell me I'm cool. 3-5PM. @SubFM

Welcome to your 40s, where shrinkflation on Gaviscon going from 600ml to 500ml is the problem of the day. Related: I think I've just been barred from every rave ever.

So exciting to see the racists slowly taking over. Not long till we copy the colonists and before you know it the rich will steal all the money from the lower classes and blame brown people. Honestly makes me want to dress up as a nun and Michael Hutchence out of here.

I can't unhear it. 7 months on remand and they still can't keep me down.

Just uploaded: Tweenwave tear up - 2 hours of the wettest skidmarks on record https://t.co/5WrRnNfFqN

Does it look like you should check the hard drive of this "DJ and photographer"... I said maybe

Whoring myself out once again for playcount. 3-5PM on @SubFM. I don't have condoms.

Track slaps. Question is though - did Ooyy get paid to enhance an ad 2025's version of the Hilter Youth uniform?

I have way too many Korean cheerleaders in my YouTube shorts algorithm to not be on some sort of list. They'll be making me introduce myself to neighbours by the end of the year.

My favourite use of ChatGPT today

Switched weeks, innit. Be an absolute lad and hang out for the bants, yeah? 3-5PM on @SubFM you know there's 3 minutes of footage missing from that tape and they edited it in premiere pro absolutely wild

Ali Express Facebook ads always coming with the fire. Jesus Christ.

That's the kind of nickname you'd get in Ireland because you've spent over a tenner on a new coat