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27|Registered Nurse|Certified asshole and dog/cat mom extraordinaire| $Steifkeef

Fishkill, NY
Joined July 2011
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We’ve missed you. https://t.co/bCKf9TTc3c Stream “Too Quick to Forgive” Now: https://t.co/4jctWX7M99 Tickets go on sale on Friday 4/14 at 10am local time.
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Watching/being involved in performing CPR on a stranger is traumatic enough let alone someone you consider family. These players can’t be expected to play tonight being worried about their brother and after being through truama like this.
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3 years
Using Damar Hamlin's current LIFE AND DEATH situation to make an anti vaccine comment is one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Some of these people need fucking help.
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@deathbybadger
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"if nurses aren't happy with their pay/working conditions, they can leave" yes okay but here's where it gets interesting because we do not actually want them to do that
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I would commit terrible acts of war and violence to have a lifetime supply of Starlight Coke Zero
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Is anyone else irritated by Nancy’s teeth in A Nightmare on Elm Street? No just me?
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First date idea: we drink Hennessy and fight each other
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First big girl paycheck and I bought my cats a robotic litter box. My bitches be spoiled 🧐
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Criminal Minds is back on Netflix I feel whole again
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A friend described me as a “manic pixie dream girl” yesterday and I wanted to immediately launch myself off the nearest bridge
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Just want everyone to know in my life that I live in New York now and would love visitors, especially from the following states: AL, AZ, AR, GA, ID, IA, KY, LA, MI, MS, MO, ND, OH, OK, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, WV, WI, & WY.
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I thought I would feel less emotionally exhausted after the end of nursing school but nothing has changed
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Congrats, class of ‘22! 🎓 We’re giving out $10K as a graduation gift. Drop your Venmo, tag a grad, & RT. You both might win $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoItForward Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 5/18. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/TH3YX7POWN
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I couldn’t sleep so I did my own eyelash extensions and it looks great except for the fact I almost glued my eyelids together
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you guys ever wonder what the fuck happened to your old internet friends
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The thought that all I have to do is pass one skills competency and one exam and then I’ll graduate nursing school is a wild concept to me
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My cat is doing little snores right now and it makes my heart feel full
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I worked with my contacts in 12+ hours overnight after wearing them all day at school and now I think they are glued to my eyeball
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@tionnalashae
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Hey, There’s no shame in having Covid, it’s a highly contagious virus. There is shame in having Covid, not telling the people you’ve been around and/or continuing to hang out with ppl while knowingly sick with a highly contagious and potentially deadly virus.
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Can I just tell you how fucking cute I feel 10/10 idea to get these freckle tattoos
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