Had a little surgery down my throat yesterday. All is well but apologies to anyone in LA who likes jello as my wife seems to have purchased ALL of it for my recovery diet. 🤣
Omg thank you for your opinion
@LeslieDy4
, I would have responded sooner but I was too busy being lavished with sex and affection by my extraordinarily attractive husband who’s also a really good cook! 🎉
Our friend’s 5 yr old cat needs surgery to save his life. The cat is otherwise healthy but without the surgery will have to be euthanized. He’s heartbroken and asking for help. If you can donate please do, or just sharing also helps!
Just woke up (UK jet lag) and walked downstairs to find my stepdaughter walking around wearing ankle weights. I always love her explanations for things.
This beautiful tortoiseshell cat was surrendered by her owners and has been at the West LA shelter for 2.5 months. If anyone in LA wants to foster or adopt, check out this IG and contact Emily. I will send a kitty care package to anyone who adopts her!
I don’t know if this actually works but whenever I see a cop car driving near me I start singing loudly and expressively to whatever song is playing, with the hope that they’ll be too embarrassed to pull over someone belting at the top of their lungs
Today a man walked up behind me and said “I thought you looked like my sister for a minute but then I noticed your ass is too small.”
…So many things to say about this interaction but first and foremost LOS ANGELES IS BACK 🎉
I was just talking to my husband about how much I love the story of Passover, he agreed and then added “It’s a lot like Harry Potter.” I paused and then asked him what he meant. He’s now spent the last few minutes trying to explain, and we’re both getting increasingly confused.
It should not be controversial to say you oppose women and children being slaughtered in the streets of ANY country. Regardless of their government. If you can watch a girl’s naked body being paraded around and find justification for it, you have lost your humanity.
My ‘superhuman’ clothing range go’s on sale TOMORROW for 10 days only!!!!! You have a chance to look great and make some money for the
@GOSHCharity
Rupert and Buckley Clothing Co. | Tom Ellis / GOSH Charity Collection.
Last night I had dreams that LA was flooding and I was trying to climb onto things to get out of the water. When I woke up just now, my arms and legs were wrapped around one of my husband’s arms - like a koala bear. I’m pretty sure I thought he was a tree.
Went for a jog along the Seine and a giggling child said something to me in French, I said I didn’t understand and she responded in English “We are laughing because the way you run is funny.” And it’s literally the most French thing that has ever happened to me.
#tbt
to Munich last December when my brother signed into our hotel under the name “Luke Oppenthunder.” To his utter delight, the staff kept calling him “Mr. Oppenthunder” - he was so pleased with himself that this smug grin was stuck to his face for the entirety of our trip.
My husband and I were supposed to fly today but our flight was cancelled by the airline, so now I’m sitting on the couch diligently eating the 10 pounds of snacks I bought for the plane. Feeling productive. Feeling GREAT.
There are 3 pairs of bonded cats that have been left by owners at the Downey Shelter in LA. All 3 pairs have been separated in different cages and are terrified. If anyone is able to foster or adopt, please msg me, or share to any rescue groups. I can donate to help with costs.
which means they end up waiting for weeks without any chance of being adopted. So go now! Also, I’ve had black cats my entire life and they’ve always brought me the best luck 😊
Very excited for everyone to see what we’ve been making, just don’t watch it in the same room as your parents 🔥
(Previous post deleted due to mortifying pre-coffee grammatical error)
These bonded pairs of cats were dumped & separated from their feline BFFs at a kill shelter. Thankfully
@StrayCat_SCA
agreed to rescue and reunite them! I’m covering expenses for the 6 cats, but if you want to help this amazing group save more donate here:
We’ve been fostering this sweet kitty for
@KittCrusaders
. He’s 10, has about 3 teeth but is very healthy and just wants to lay on laps all day. If you’re in California and want to adopt (or foster to adopt) please reach out ❤️
This is an amazing rescue group that helps some of the most high risk cats in LA, including injured or special needs cats, as well as senior who have been dumped by their owners 💔 If you are looking for a good place to donate to for the holidays, this is a great one.
(1) One week until
@GivingTuesday
on December 1!
We have a pre-GivingTuesday $1,000 MATCH from NOW until MIDNIGHT (PST) WEDNESDAY and will be matched dollar-for-dollar 💜! Read more:
Donate on our website:
#givingtuesday
#kittens
Teaching a writing class for under-10s:
Me: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Small boy: A character!
Small boy 2: A setting!
Small girl, a gleam in her eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
i can’t date a harry potter adult. imagine having the hardest day of your life and you gotta go home to somebody that’s gonna try to console you with a dumbledore quote.
The trailer and release date for
@tellmelieshulu
drops TOMORROW MORNING. Can’t wait for everyone to watch Lucy and Stephen destroy each other’s lives.
#TellMeLies
Yesterday my mom casually told me that giving birth to me triggered a “full psychotic episode” in the delivery room, during which she believed she was being held hostage in a POW camp. When I asked why she never told me this before she said she “didn’t want to make me feel bad.”
Someone just reached out and asked me for help with this kitten they found with a broken leg. They’re in Elgin, South Carolina and need to find an animal rescue group. The local vet unfortunately said they are unable to treat strays at the moment. Can anyone help?
Guys, Trump’s lead has shrunk to 125k votes in PA. In the last batch counted, 89% for Biden. These margins are expected to continue, and it really looks like we might win Pennsylvania 😮