🚨 Round ONE of Moontower Comedy Festival 2026 is HERE 🚨 Alert the group chat. As one of North America’s largest comedy fests (NBD), we’re cooking up TWO 👏 FULL 👏 WEEKS 👏 of stand-up, podcasts, parties, and comedy chaos April 8–19. 🎫 https://t.co/jwwaUv2Nvq

Now serving up Zachariah Porter's Big Back Behavior tour at the State Theatre on Friday, April 17th for Moontower Comedy Fest 😛🍹 Headliner presale kicks off TUESDAY, November 11th so grab ur badge NOW to 🔒 in those perks. 🎫 https://t.co/3EpzQFEf9j

What's your DREAM TRUCK? Obviously — @cybertruck. From @DeptofWar to @SpaceX & @NASA (now led by @rookisaacman), our @Skypadusa crew is building FREEDOM OF MOBILITY with @Tesla pioneers. GLOVES OFF TOMORROW when shareholders APPROVE @elonmusk’s pay package

Cannot wait for this in April! @MoontowerComedy Get your badges now Austin before they are gone!

JUST ANNOUNCED + ON SALE NOW: Mary Beth Barone comes to the State on Sunday, February 22nd! 🎤 If you haven’t seen her in OVERCOMPENSATING, listened to her podcast Ride, or watched her first special THOUGHT PROVOKING... where have you been??? 🎫 https://t.co/akXOJvqohv

ON SALE NOW: James Acaster is hopping across the pond to play @ParamountAustin on Friday, January 30th! Are y’all in or are y’all in? 🎫 https://t.co/JrcoWg3SkK 📸: @RachelParkerPix

From ur feed to our stage 😛 The guys behind @shxtsngigs make their Moontower Comedy Fest debut on April 15 with a headlining set at @ParamountAustin! 🎫 Get early access to presale tix on Tuesday, November 11 with a badge! Single tix on sale November 13: https://t.co/germkRYZsJ

Badges get ya access to allll the best the fest has to offer, including EXCLUSIVE presales for headliner tix, entry to ALL FOUR NIGHTS of our comedy club binge April 15-18, nightly parties, happy hours + SO much more. 🎫 Lock in those perks: https://t.co/S2MGsZaILV

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Bitches ain't shit and they ain't sayin' nothing 🙄 ICYMI we just dropped our ‘26 lineup and René Vaca is headlining @ParamountAustin on Friday, April 17th 🔥 🎫 Badge presales start Tuesday, November 11th. Single tix on sale November 13th: https://t.co/l1PJSXB3Ll

Excited to perform @MoontowerComedy 2026

Can’t wait to hit Austin for @MoontowerComedy Festival 2026! Come laugh with this amazing lineup. Austin, TX, April 8–19

The Daddy’s Home live show is coming back to USA for @MoontowerComedy Festival!! 🇺🇸 Tickets on sale 13 November 12pm CST

It ain’t rocket science, babe. If @JessicaKirson isn’t on your comedy must-see bucket list, you’re missing out 🚀 She’s back in Austin on Saturday, January 31st for her show at @ParamountAustin! 🎫 Tap the link for tix: https://t.co/53hMG8sSmg

The early bird gets the worm…and tix to Trevor Wallace before they sell out 🦅🪱👅 Trevor returns to ATX for his Alpha Beta Male tour on Friday, February 13th at @ParamountAustin! 🎫 https://t.co/UY2P4MzzCY

2 years ago veteran endurance athlete, Kurt Madden, was given a few pouches of VESPA. Initially he blew it off, but due to the persistence of his friend Mike McKovitch, he decided to give it a whirl on a training brick (bike/run) and his world changed . . . . . . fast forward to

Sound the alarm 🚨 ON SALE NOW: @JessicaKirson returns to @ParamountAustin on Saturday, January 31st! Her last show at the Paramount sold out, so don't say we didn't warn you. 🎫 https://t.co/53hMG8skwI

This one ain’t for the faint of bladder 🚽 Catch one of the UK’s sharpest comics @RomeshRanga on November 5th at @ParamountAustin as part of his FIRST EVER U.S. tour! S/O to our event partners at @indiememe! 🎫 https://t.co/0gLFuvq1gZ

Gather ‘round kids 🤩 JUST ANNOUNCED @JessicaKirson returns to @ParamountAustin on Saturday, January 31st! If you’ve missed Jessica at her last sold-out show at the Paramount, don’t sleep this time around. 🎫 On sale Friday, October 24th: https://t.co/53hMG8sSmg

Big Papa got us cryin’ in the club rn 🥲 A little wholesome, always funny sourdough savant @tompapa is bringing the Grateful Bread Tour to @ParamountAustin on Saturday, October 25th and tix are flyin’. 🎫 https://t.co/PbqxJT63N3

She’s anything but vanilla...and she’s back. @iliza hits Austin TONIGHT, October 16th at Bass Concert Hall 🔥 Show @ 7pm | Doors @ 5:30pm 🎫 Last minute tix available: https://t.co/D356wljaon

LAST CHANCE! We just released some new seats at killer prices for THIS THURSDAY’S @iliza Schlesinger show at Bass Concert Hall. Tickets on sale now and going quick! 🎫 https://t.co/7gnt4RfLyV

𝗕𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 — 𝗱𝗶𝗴𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. Too often, healthcare projects focus on short-term fixes or grants — without building the foundation: 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹-𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲

The coven’s coming out for Rory and they’re filling up the house 🧙‍♀️ So consider this your LOW TICKET ALERT for Rory Scovel’s Know Your Enemy tour at @ParamountAustin on January 15th. 🎫 https://t.co/qkO2sVZOce