migmist returns and a day later everyone gets liquidated? you're not fooling us cz

i'm not shadowbanned my content just sucks and nobody likes me

sliding a zyn under my foreskin so she gets addicted to me

women only think child birth is the most painful thing in life because they've never had to pee with a boner

pondering so hard my hair started falling out

Brian says CFO. We say spokesperson. He says receipts. We say Ramp. RSVP to see who wins.

can women please stop sexualizing my thick, fat, veiny biceps

shut up and listen, a sensitive young man is speaking

twitter has become so gay

never ask a girl her age, a man his height and a white boy why he's traveling south east asia for 3 months

Why guess when you can know?

i think i need a goth latina to add to my character development

*being shown around a young ladies apartment* “Oh, and this is the new tv set we just got!” “Ah yes, the ‘electric jew’ “What? Oh, yes I guess…This is our cat - “ “Hmmm, the ‘purring jew’..” “And our dog! I suppose he’s some kind of jew as well???” “Don’t be absurd!”

just saw a girl dig in her butt through her skirt, i respect it twin

"i honestly don't lift weights for girls" oh so you do it for men? okay faggot

racists don't want you to know this but brown girls produce choccy flavored breast milk

i miss my dog

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my life hasn't been the same ever since migmist stopped liking all my tweets

i love my cute little foid life

never let a white boy into akihabara

another day, another maru

i don't even see my friends' posts anymore, i think it's time to stop tweeting