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Monica Howell

@Monicaaa_Howell

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Geek. Smartass. Lawyer. Entrepreneur. Mom. Wife. Food, travel, and shoe lover. Reeeaaally slow runner. Irresponsibly long BTC, MSTR, TSLA. Libertarian. MAGA.

Texas, USA
Joined June 2024
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
2 months
BREAKING:. Monica’s blue check is back because she missed having SuperGrok!. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
12 hours
Isn’t it pretty to think so?.
@antonseim
Anton Seim 🔑
12 hours
Bitcoin went 100X since 2017. What if rather than going to a million (10X) it goes 100X again….
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
2 days
I think women are great, but we’re clearly not built to overpower men.
@kirawontmiss
kira 👾
2 days
The moment bro noticed it was two female cops he took his chance 😭
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
2 days
Lake sunsets are the best.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
2 days
Now do NYC next!
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Monica Howell
2 days
They’re still trying to kill off our old and weak, I see.
@ABC
ABC News
2 days
The FDA narrowed approval of the new, updated COVID-19 vaccines only to people who are over 65, or younger people with underlying conditions that put them at higher risk for severe disease.
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Monica Howell
2 days
Stolen meme of the day.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
3 days
Frustrating flight this morning—flight attendant kept bumping passengers in the aisle while she was moving through the cabin. Can airlines bring back weigh ins? Or at least diameter limits?.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
4 days
Why can’t she see that SHE’S the level of incompetence in this administration.
@JasmineForUS
Jasmine Crockett
4 days
Why can’t people see that the level of incompetence in this administration has lead to irreparable harm & more is to come?!.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
5 days
It’s nice to have a president who cares and responds to tragedies. So terrible for everyone involved. The mental health crisis is real.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
7 days
She should’ve resigned and kept some semblance of her dignity in tact.
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Monica Howell
9 days
lol dildos on the field in the NFL!.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
11 days
I’ll give it to him. That was funny.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
11 days
It just occurred to me that, at 46, I’ve probably lived over half the time I have to live already. Is this a midlife crisis? Am I having a midlife crisis?!?.
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Monica Howell
11 days
Imagine being this miserable. How sad.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
11 days
I just finished re-reading To Kill a Mockingbird, so now you will have to deal with me being an insufferable vocabulary snob for a while as I try to sneak in all the words it reminded me existed.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
12 days
I don’t think he liked the answer Grok gave him, so he deleted it.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
13 days
“I hope the weather doesn’t fuck up the last week of summer vacation”. The weather:.
@PGATUOR
Tour Golf
13 days
“I hope the weather doesn’t fuck us for today’s round.”. The weather:
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
14 days
Big things are happening!.
@iAnonPatriot
American AF 🇺🇸
14 days
BREAKING 🚨. President Trump has interrupted his meeting with the European leaders to call Putin. 👀.
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
14 days
That’s not his account. What a dumbass!
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@Monicaaa_Howell
Monica Howell
14 days
So the Krass brothers can threaten world leaders, but I suggest punishment for a child abuser, and I got locked out of my account for 7 days. Thankfully, my appeal went through, and I'm back! Did you miss me???.
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