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Jared

@MongooseActual

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I can't read and my favorite crayon color is red.

Joined November 2020
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@MongooseActual
Jared
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@LarkinWilder
Wilder Larkin
4 months
What was the thing that radicalized you against the government?.
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Jared
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Context not needed.
@PocketSandThrwr
Rusty
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@MongooseActual If it's too big to put in a twinks tight, supple ass, then you can't be gay.
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Jared
2 hours
"Most" cops are not that well trained lol.
@GStutzfeld
George Stutzfeld
8 hours
I love this violence porn, if your next move is to shoot, then the following move is death. By all means, do it.
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Jared
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RT @EODHappyCaptain: When EOD arrives on scene in under 30 minutes:
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Jared
2 hours
Cartoon Network.
@empathch4n
EMPATHCHAN, DESTROYER OF NORMIES
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Why do some guys have a mentally ill girl fetish.
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Jared
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Everybody's gay but me.
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Jared
3 hours
I think Europe deserves to be invaded by Russia at this point.
@DublinTed
VonDublinTed
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@th3v0t4ry @NXT4EU EU collectively spends ~$250bn per year on defence.
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Jared
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@lemonogatari
drippy drop
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breakfast sucks. porridge takes too long to eat, cereal is cold and boring, bread causes health issues. wtf am I actually supposed to do?.
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Jared
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Most building inspectors are useless.
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Jared
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Big trade service companies aren't trade companies, they are sales companies. They don't want to fix your problem, they want to sell you as much shit as they can get away with.
@AJA_Cortes
AJAC
2 days
I call two electricians to get quotes on installing some new ceiling lights . 1st is a prototypical good ol boy, big chungus physiognomy, . Been working for 35 years, runs his business from his personal cell, has one apprentice. Doesn't talk much, looks at everything . "Be $550".
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Jared
3 days
A grown man paid me to replace his toilet seats and his wife paid with her credit card.
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@MongooseActual
Jared
4 days
The majority and I mean the vast majority of men in the United States cannot. Do more than 1 pull-up.More than 10 push-ups.Or run a mile. Your ancestors fought fucking bears with sticks. Be better.
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Jared
4 days
The average American man is a weak and fat pussy bitch. The bar to be in the top percentile for strength and conditioning is literally on the floor.
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Jared
4 days
You a bitch.
@lordofmanytacos
Walken taco space bear
5 days
Oral sex is not masculine.
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@MongooseActual
Jared
4 days
It's totally not a cult.
@catturd2
Catturd ™
5 days
MAGA is a family. No amount of gaslighting, bots, and frauds will ever break us apart.
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@MongooseActual
Jared
5 days
Pathetic.
@ekrii3
ekri
6 days
@DrewPavlou Are you insane? You seriously think you should be allowed to kill someone just because they’re in your home?.
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Jared
5 days
RT @DocStrangelove2: Good Morning Everyone
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RT @shoe0nhead: we’re releasing the files day one!. look we have the binders!. they’re on my desk!. uhh they don’t exist actually. wait the….
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Jared
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RT @rangermonk1: Are you in the top 15%?.
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