Mock The Week
@MockTheWeek
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The hit @BBCTwo topical comedy panel show created by @1DanPatterson, hosted by @DaraOBriain with Hugh Dennis and an array of top comedians.
United Kingdom
Joined July 2009
A Little update from me, hope to see you some stage on the road. Thank you. MJ
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Sending our very best wishes to one of our very best performers. Get Well Soon Milton
I'm so sorry about this, but I need to announce the cancellation of several dates from my ongoing Ha!Milton Tour. Ticket holders for the cancelled shows will be contacted directly by the venue box office.
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Deep down, in my heart of hearts I just know this would be an unlikely line in a thriller
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A quick reminder that the latest episodes of our American "cousin" (sort of) Whose Line is it Anyway? are now available to view in the UK on @ComedyCentralUK Why not check them out?
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I regret to inform you that my career is over. I said some things, and it ended badly. Damn that microphone!
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"My grandma's an Elvis impersonator, in the sense that she's not alive any more....she died a few years ago, she lost her eight year battle with not getting hit by a car" Glenn Moore, Series 20 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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"They were strangers on a train and they remained that way because they were British."Susan Calman, Unlikely Lines from a Thriller, Series 13 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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"This memory foam mattress is perfect for a good night’s sleep and for having sex with your husband’s brother" Sindhu Vee, Commercials That Never Made it to Air, Series 18 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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"Just a heads up for today’s science exam. You will be required to create a vacuum. Yeah, no pressure." Geoff Norcott, Things You Never Hear in a School Assembly, Series 17 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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"There's been a fire at the scented candle factory. This report does contain de-stressing scenes. " Sean McLoughlin, Things You Wouldn't Hear on a News Programme, Series 21 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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"The government has a new hospital "choice agenda" but we're not consumers, we're patients. You don’t come out saying; Well yeah, the operation wasn’t up to much, but you don’t go to Barts for the surgery, you go for the atmosphere." Jeremy Hardy,Series 2 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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"I was at my parents' and instead of his normal breakfast, my dad was sat there with a croissant, because my mum’s gone all continental. I said, what’s your croissant like Dad? He said; "It's shit. Croissants are just empty pasties." John Bishop, Series 8 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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"They say the Queen just spent £14,000 on a train journey from London to Liverpool...that’s what happens if you let an old age pensioner use the self service ticket machine." Frank Skinner, Series 7, #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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@daraobriain @andy_murray When Murray retired, someone at Mock The Week got me to make this for him
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A tribute to arguably the finest tennis player ever to appear on Mock the Week #AndyMurray
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Sad to see @andy_murray finish playing, after a brilliant career. The last of the Mock The Week gang, this is the final hurrah for us all.
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"True or false? A periodontist is a dentist from Nando's." Felicity Ward, Rejected Exam Questions, Series 20 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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