Look at the cute topknot on this massive orc’s head. Did he put it up himself? Was he standing in front of the mirror pre-battle, scrunchie in hand, contemplating the look, wondering whether or not he could pull it off?

Aaaaaaand … postponed…

There’s hundreds of us waiting for the second half between these two cellar dwellers. I mean, either we all really love footy/timbers/rapids or we all well and truly just hate ourselves. #RCTID

My Mom was just in Florida visiting family and says she saw Bam sitting forlornly, feet dangling off a dock. Real wistful like… #FreeBam

Math teachers do not have the time to teach math, practice handgun skills and emergency wound treatment, AND teach kids to be gay https://t.co/5HyNvN4YDd

If I have to explain to my kid why this is necessary in school, then I don’t care that you have to explain to your kid why Target has a Pride section. Seriously, not one bit.

Wanda Sykes: “Until a drag queen walks into a school and beats eight kids to death with a copy of ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’, I think you’re focusing on the wrong shit.”

This show also opens with some goofball who looks, acts, and sings just like me. It is, in fact, me! With the trio!!

Pleas friends, get out of the banks. There are small measures we can take that if everyone did, it would certainly shake the system a bit. This is one of them. We’ve been at OnPoint for ages and they are solid.

"The independent research team paid to evaluate PSR's effectiveness has cautioned that integrating its workers into city efforts to force homeless individuals to leave their tents & pressure them to enter gov't shelter is 'antithetical' to its success." https://t.co/A3uti4Q3Bt

Wow: Tennessee state Rep. Justin Jones, one of the Dems that the GOP is trying to expel from state legislature to protesting gun violence, calls out his colleagues on the floor ‘For years, one of your colleagues, an admitted child molester, sat in this chamber – no expulsion’

Supa psyched to be bringing the band to Treefort this year!! Gonna have a rawkin’ good time.

OK. Hear me out. Some #PDX city workers are on strike. They should demand the same terms that PPB enjoys. All represented city staff should insist upon equal footing with police. Perhaps then the profound foolishness of police contracts will be seen for what they are— intolerable

Let’s go! All students should have access to free meals. Period.

"Research shows it costs taxpayers $31,065 a year to criminalize a single person experiencing homelessness while the yearly cost for providing supportive housing is $10,051." https://t.co/26b85LFTNL

Incredible: Witness Andres Cantor, Buenos Aries born Argentinan-American Broadcast legend calling the penalty which won World Cup for Argentina. All that is good about sports and life 🇦🇷🎙️🙌

Just really want to publicly state how happy I am for Leo Messi. Fella just brings joy. It’s been so fun to watch him, for literally billions of us.

I am begging "liberal" Portlanders to resist the urge to resort to punitive solutions to address our homelessness crisis. It won't solve the problem, not only making it much worse but also causing REAL HARM to humans. Be angry at the root causes & fight those instead!

I first walked into a small alternative school on the edge of Portland in February, months after approaching school leaders about the possibility of reporting on the loss of students to gun violence. 1/

Houses in our communities should be places for people to call home—not a moneymaker for Wall Street.

.@karachikhatmal's 🐐Germany clip, with English subtitles. It's too good to be limited to a desi audience.