Mitch
@MitchTweets
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Scrolling instead of healing.
Atlanta, GA
Joined April 2023
thinking about the time I built an API plugin that merged my family road trip itinerary with Spotify… and it played Battlefield by Jordin Sparks when we visited a Civil War mass gravesite
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Diet Coke people when they haven’t had a Diet Coke in 30 minutes
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Win SEC championships
I hate when yall try to say Texas not the South. What yall do in other southern states that we don’t do in Texas?
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I live for these cases where they find Ancestry DNA matches to cold case murders and haul their old boomer asses to jail.
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Aging is realizing this crime doc lineup + eating an edible = best Friday night
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When you have a banger tweet reply and the person only accepts replies from people they follow
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I’m so ready for warmer weather and to see hot dads at my local Home Depot in flip flops again
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Gay Dating State of the Union:
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During the pandemic I got COVID 3x at my crossfit gym due to their lax cleaning protocols. I finally rejoined another crossfit gym nearby and when I walk in the coach shakes my hand and has double pink-eye.
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He ghosted me tonight, so I posted a shirtless photo and he immediately messaged me
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I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now
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that one first date i went on where i bought her a ticket to the art museum and she got so frustrated trying to find parking she just went home and didn’t offer to pay me back
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I miss the good ole IG days when you didn’t need a soundtrack for your photo
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