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@MistressVice
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21+ ONLY 🧠💥mentally manipulative mildly maniacal magic maker manifesting mazuma 🤯 💶 Repeat after me: ALL FOR MISTRESS VICE 🤤💦
USA
Joined May 2018
Just a thought....
Dear Coca-Cola, stop with the new flavors. Either put the cocaine back in or leave it the fuck alone.
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Old vanilla jobs hit me up asking for "just a small favor" that has now turned into 2 weeks of work paying less than $150. Me:
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Last post, I swear Imma sleep now. (Yay sleep!!) The gif? A compilation of my 5 page, front and back "to do" list for today. It was 100% feasible UNTIL👎🤵♂ It wasn't. Now, it is today's list of absolute emergencies. 🤦♀️ SEND 4 ENERGY DRINKS. Check on my bf Throne AML➡️bio
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I cannot wait for: The grid to fail An ACTUAL ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE (or any apocalyptic scenario, really) Any other lasting type crazy, shit that is wide-spread so that I can finally function like a normal human in society. Otherwise I am doomed for life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does anyone else with ADHD feel calm in actual emergencies but overwhelmed by normal daily tasks like emails, forms or phone calls?
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OMG AM I DOING THE THING WHERE I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING CRAZY PERSON AGAIN???? @piggyslavery1 check my timeline and replies specifically to @JSJdarling and tell me if I need to just shut it all down.
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OH YAY back to wresting with the @Lovense red-headed step-child browser they call #StreamMaster. I hate this thing with such a fiery passion it legit makes me nauseous.
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Live on my free OnlyFans until I get set up for my Shower show with my new webcam on Chaturbate! Things are moving along I promise! AllMyLinks in bio
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Somebody flag me if it's time for @piggyslavery1 to step in and take my phone but this has me cackling 🤣🤣🤣
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Is it vanity? Is it insanity? I FINALLY got live after 3 hours... See myself live? OH NO, OH NOOO I AM THAT PASTY RN???? I realized how visibly I need to just self care rn. Send your nickels via offline Chaturbate tipping. ALSO Throne exists. Oh and BTW AllMyLinks takes $.
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One of my regulars calls just to goon over my least favorite ass attribute. Just goes to show, every pot has a lid.
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My new Webcam will be here later today. HANDS TO THE STARS IF IT DOES NOT WORK.... Come Hell no Highwater...must I cam with my cell phone... Oh shit...why don't I just do that now?? 🤦♀️ Ok LIVE ON CHATURBATE 🤣🤣🤣
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"Technically" My Chaturbate bio page says my show starts at 12 and its now 1. If you want to be "technical" I'm in the process of editing my Chaturbate bio page so doesn’t that just make it everybody's fault/ a party foul or something? Done in about 15, cu @ 1:30am. ATighTonE
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ALL HAIL TO TIME BLINDNESS!! --Without which--I'd be able to keep a semblance of a regular camming schedule. 👍 😉
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I mean, Ive never used it bc it was ALWAYS in the fine print, especially regarding 3rd party sellers. JS
i thought we stopped using amazon wishlist years ago because this was always a risk.
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I should be back for my Friday night, 12ish Eastern Chaturbate cam show with my BRAND NEW WEBCAM!!! Let's collectively 🤞 & manifest good technology vibes for Friday 🌙 💓 Send those positive 📳 thru the Universe and 2gether we can make it real. Save your tokens til then.
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I 💯own that my Chaturbate schedule is as predictable as the town drunk...(oh wait, do I have that wrong? 🤔) My point ➡️ S'posed 2 be on at 12. Obvs not a thing. If you are waiting DM me Dandylion and I'll send you a treat. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure I'm not making it 2nite.
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I have come to the conclusion that ever should I ever be in close proximity to Jared Leto, my clothes just might melt off.
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