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The Minstrel of Horror believes there is Joy in all things horror, offers Sage Advice, Tanka Reviews and off kilter Horror Movie Reviews!

Auburn, GA
Joined September 2016
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Although effective, using squirt guns with Holy Water to fight vampires works, but to add insult to injury use bright obviously fake guns... #horror #vampires @MMortemm @OnlyaXero @2percentevil @FearCrypt @BmovieBros @AsylumRed
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Minstrel Of Horror
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There are plenty of ways to determine if someone is a witch, tossing them into water to see if they'll float, see if they weigh as much as a goose, but the best way would be to see if they own any unscented candles! #horror #witchcraft #witch #magic #spells #candles #test #Ritual
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching The Fog (2005)! A sinister fog engulfs a small town as it nears its 100th birthday. A woman returns home & has visions which allow her to piece together the town's dark history, as the relatives of the town's founders find themselves in particular danger!
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The first manned mission to Mars crashes & when the rescue ship arrives they charge the only survivor with murder of his other crew members! On the return trip, they learn a vicious being has stowed away & starts killing the crew! Time for It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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I don't care what would happen to me, but I would have to attempt fix Michael's collar, or at the very least mention it. Then people would know that I was considerate to the very end...or stupid. Which is why I avoid people, with their judgements and stupid crooked collars!
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Spritz Vibe. Limited Edition. Frosted over & fresh for the season, Spritz Vibe Sparkling Snowball Frost Limited Edition is here! CELSIUS. LIVE. FIT. GO.
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching The Fog (1980)! A mysterious fog arrives on the eve of a small town's 100 year old birthday! A secret journal reveals that the founding father's dirty secrets! A radio DJ warns folks of the dangerous fog, as ghostly figures appear in the mist to exact their revenge!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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They say shark cages work, but it appears they only work when the sharks are not REALLY hungry! If they just want a nibble, it's not worth the effort. #horror #shark #cage @RetroMoviesDB @CinephileCroc @horror_able @AlucardPress13 @ToAvenge_Film @madbradpotts
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching Deep Rising (1998)! A doomed Cruise Ship is the target of a Group of Mercenaries, but first falls victim to huge underwater tentacle creatures & a shady businessman. A smuggler & his crew join a thief as they try to escape from the soldiers & monster with their lives!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching The Convent (2000)! A group of college kids break into a condemned convent, where a wannabe Satanist uses one of them for a sacrifice, her body is possessed by a demonic nun, who systemically infects the others! If only the woman who stopped them before will help!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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When you see a Grizzly Bear coming towards you, you have only a couple of seconds to react! Drop and play dead! If you hesitate, the bear won't fall for your ploy...in fact it will be insulted, and the mauling you will receive will be legendary!
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Re-Watching The Velocipastor (2018)! After his parents explode, a Priest travels the world & receives the ability to turn into a dinosaur! Devouring criminals, he heeds a prostitute's advice to use the powers for good! The church questions his motives, while ninjas come for him!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching Yummy (2019)! A couple travels to an Eastern European Hospital, so the woman & her mother can have some plastic surgery. The Hospital is known for its unique & innovative skin rejuvenation procedures! A zombie virus spreads, will the patients survive?
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You would think workers at a chemical lab would look for work after their annual fire drill, especially when they learn the lab just goes into lockdown, & they can't evacuate. #horror #virus @DeadCarcosa @BMovieFilmVault @FunHouseARTcade @DarknGrim1 @HauntedHour @SJIFreddyFan82
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@PulseInDc
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Rare earths power everything — phones, EVs, missiles. China controls 90% of them. Here’s what you need to know.
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Minstrel Of Horror
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The aliens have been terraforming our planet, depleting our ozone layer & raising global temperatures& please when you wake up, let us know word induced your nap...terraforming, ozone, or temperature? That's how they've won; a slow boring attack! #horror #alien #climate #invasion
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching Event Horizon (1997)! A rescue team is sent to investigate the return of an experimental faster than light ship that uses the power of a black hole to bend space & time! Unfortunately, the ship may have brought something back more terrifying than can be imagined!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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It's easy to simply nail your severed hand collection to a board for display, but you could do so much more! Have the hands use sign language to spell out messages, I'm sure someone would think it's hilarious to have them flipping the bird! Be original and have fun with it!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching Firestarter: Rekindled (2002)! A woman with pyrokinesis has been hiding, but the Government Agency found her! The obsessed Doctor has created a group of boys with power for the sole purpose of challenging her! Will she remain in control or become the weapon he wants?
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Minstrel Of Horror
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Re-Watching Firestarter (1984)! A couple meets during a Drug experiment in college & develop psychic powers. Their daughter's power is greater, able to start fires at will! Agents at 'The Shop' will stop at nothing to acquire them, though they may have underestimated their power!
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Minstrel Of Horror
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No matter how hard you try to get them to focus, you just can't reason with the living dead! #horror #zombies #livingdead @BleedingCritic @TheFilmFair @HMFdotcom @OneStarBazaar @boysandghouls @MorganScorpion
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