Phannie A. Kwegah 🇰🇪
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GOD. FAMILY. LAW. Team Leader - @PAKAdvocates AND - @MyFlowFoundKe . PRAY. LIVE. LOVE. LAUGH. LITIGATE.
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1990- A child is born.😍
2003- KCPE, Maseno Mixed
2007- KCSE, Moi, Vokoli
2008- Untrained Teacher- Eng, Hist Chango Sec Sch. Salary was 5000/- pesa taslim.😆
2012- Bachelors, Law, Moi.
2013 - Post Graduate Dip. in Law, KSL
2014- Pupilage.
2015- Holding Over
2016- Admission to
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Parenting has no manual. Drunks have raised priests, holy families have raised criminals. Engineers have raised academic dwarfs and peasant farmers have raised doctors. Parenting is not an easy task, don’t arrogantly opine on another’s child as you know not hw yours will turn out
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Do you remember the girl in Frame1 and her story?
Well, today she gets to starts anew in a proper school. A boarding school. One of the best performing in Machakos County.
I said, a girl at a time. And God listens. He sends His angels to aid me through. All glory to Him.
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Item. 2013. 2017. 2021
1. Milk. Ksh. 40. 70/- 110/-
2. Sugar 85. 150/- 220/-
3. Unga. 80. 98 115
4. National Debt. 1Trillion. 4Trn. 7.6 Trn
5. Scandals 1.5B. 200B. Unimaginable
Inflation-5%>>
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Have you seen this Mammito impression of Caroline Mutoko? I dunno what to say, if it’s just satire, sarcasm, just comedy, or if she’s communicating something… you be the judge. But I’ve laughed a gud wan!!!🤣🤣🤣
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If you don’t earn like them, don’t spend like them. Stay in your lane.
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Good Sex cures back pain, clears the mind and cures mood swings. Have it. Lots of it.
Happy Sunday y’all!!🤝
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Good morning from a quiet village in Ugenya called Kanyaudo. People here wake up at 8am. I think they’ve made it in life😆😆.
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There’s a 23yr old in my DM, problem is i don’t have monies to rent him a bed sitter and buy him food. The boy was 11 in 2010! Ey dear Lord! I know I petitioned but don’t respond this way! 😭😭😭
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You joined twitter.
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You didn’t understand.
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Forgot about it for years.
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Came back randomly one day.
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You got addicted.
Can you relate?
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KWAME OWINO is the reason a parent who can afford to take their child to proper schools should.
There’s beauty in knowing your stuff beyond the basic and bare minimum that everyone comprehends from.
It’s intellectually stimulating to listen to such kind.
RIEK. SALUTE!
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If you have a job you wake up to, you look forward to in these trying times. That’s a major flex. Show up and give it your best.
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President Uhuru Kenyatta has said if you are in my house at 7 pm you cannot go home till 5 am. Interpret this as you may, but 2020 is my year.
#StayHome
#Covid19Out
#COVID19
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I’m reading that Air France suspended flights to Burkina Faso for five days. And now that they want to resume flying there Burkina Faso has refused.
Ibrahim Traorè is the definition of petty. 🤣🤣🤣
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Sonko deserves an applause for bringing Conjestina back to life.
Her skin has a glow and that’s a smile we never knew it would return given the hopelessness she was in before Sonko rescued her.
She was sinking deep in to oblivion.
But here she is, back.
I pray for her total
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Men think women dress for them.
Nicodemus please. Sit down!!!
We dress according to our waxing schedules, periods, mood swings, location, weather, matching shoes, handbags, availability of suitable underwear and bra, MPesa texts etc etc.
You Obadiah, are far from that list!
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Can someone ask President Uhuru Kenyatta, CS Magoha and CS Mutahi if we can safely “eat” 2nd term school fees?
I just need to know!
#COVID19KE
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Pic 1-How it started.
Pic 2- Thereafter.
Frame 3- How it’s going.
Our God keeps us. Provides and sees us through.
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Date older women. For so many many good reasons that I can outline but For one, they don’t get pregnant, unless they want it themselves—no trap and oops babies.
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Today I'm praying for everyone waiting on a call - for an interview, an offer, a new opportunity, some good news. May you receive the good news, the opportunity, and the offer you've been waiting and hoping for.
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As you pursue Education and Financial Independence,carry your siblings along, so you won't end up being the only BREAD WINNER of your family!
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When you go visiting a friend or family, always carry something for your host. Anything. Just don't go holding your car keys and latest gadget feeling all sort of important.
It's bad manners to visit people empty handed and still have the nerve to ask, 'Hauna kinywaji hapa’.🤦🏾♀️
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When people in your circle do well, it shows the queue is moving. Don’t be jealous, truly rejoice with them.
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Coparenting will include coitus here and there. The faster and quicker you internalize this the better for all parties including third and fifth parties.
~Risach
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To avoid any sort of disrespect, disappointment and regret, please make your own money. It also stops a lot of nonsense and expectations.
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I do not have a PhD in economics but the minute by minute strengthening of the KShs. today is far from normal. In just one morning it has gained by over 30/- to the USD and it is still gaining
It ended at 150/- last evening. It started at 140/- in this morning and now it’s at
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Dear Men, you do really need to take care of your hygiene. Take a shower, brush your teeth, invest in good deodorant if you can’t afford perfume.
We can’t be having you smelling like an abandoned fish factory at 9 in the morning.
Aiiiiiih☹️. Tawe.
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The missing girls were shooting pornography.
I’ve watched the videos and I’m sorry to tell y’all children cannot be left to be children. Goodness!
Y’all talk to your kids, nieces, nephews, siblings et al!
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If you hit 30, unmarried, you’ve technically avoided your first divorce and first marriage drama and trauma.
ps: let’s not argue!
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Coitus in your 30s slaps different, it’s liberating and freeing too. Makes you realize what you were doing in your 20s is just mathogothanio plus the libido is to die for. To great orgasms this year and onwards ☺️🤝🤝🤝
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My first first years of owning a car, I was the weka V-power full tank babe while listening to Mongali or Nzele..😁😁😁, now I’m like weka mia saba and I reduce the volume as I check how it’s counting litres on the pump!! Dunno how it’s related🤣
Machooss!!😭😭😭😭
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I'm going to repeat this one more time and I want you to internalise it.
If you have powerful "friends" and you're struggling to even put a meal on the table;
If your "friends" have the influence to get you a job you're qualified for but they're watching you suffocate in
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I’d thought by the time I get to my 30s I’ll have my life figured out. But I’ve learnt you can’t control life.
At 31, shit is foggy and half the time I can’t tell what I’m doing.
But what keeps me going is that you do what you can, one day at a time!
And Becoming is a process
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Kids are going to close school for two months straight. From 23rd November 2022 to 23rd January 2023.
Fellow parents, mnalilia wapi?
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If Unemployed Kenyans were to come together and register a political party. Get leaders from the themselves to run for various elective positions. Then vote en masse for them. The result will be unemployed people governing the country!
But who has time to think like that! 🤦🏾♀️
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Good morning Kanairo🌞😇.
Have y’all a super fantastic day.
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A modern polygamous luo man.
From Mikayi to the 9th wife’s house.
Hapa ni mapenzi tu!!
Viva Polygamy 😁😆
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Why didn't they play power games and retire him then allow him peacefully go back to Nyanza to his grandchildren?
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‘Relationships in Nairobi hardly last a couple of weeks. Just few meetings, two or three sexual encounters and everyone goes back to their mutual boredom’.
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This new DECADE.
1. Put yourself first. It's not selfish. It's OKAY.
2. Invest in yourself; emotionally, intellectually, mentally, financially, physically. You are your only hope and best commitment you have. Be the best version of yourself.
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Government should shelve the appointment of CASs & instead absorb the 4000 unemployed doctors, post them in the counties to provide health services to the hustlers. Cost of keeping a CAS is more than Ksh.2.5m pm. This is enough to employ 10 doctors at a salary of Ksh. 250k pm
~PW
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A Luo man will hold your waist, look deeply in your eyes and tell you “baby’na aheri, I don’t know what the future holds but I know what I’m feeling now”.
A girl be ready for premium tiyas, mbikos those words strike deeper than a sword! You will cry, not now, but cry you will.🤣
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Weddings should be done using own resources. Honestly why would you want msaada to get married esp in this corona times!
Wedding is a luxury yoh, kama huna pesa ya sherehe enda hapo kwa AG mmalize maneno.
I’ve never understood why people ask for help to go exchange fluids! 🤦🏾♀️
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Put your pride aside. Some people aren't replaceable. Don't let this generation scam you into thinking that you can experience the same thing twice in a person. Some people are actually WORTH fighting for. It takes humility to recognise this thing.
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If you have a Luo boyfriend, please speak to him every 2.5 hrs because he may forget he has you and start planning a wedding with a yellow yellow mamacita from the mountain!🤦🏾♀️
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Jowie has been convicted on a murder he didn’t commit.
He has been convicted purely on circumstantial evidence.
Will he appeal?
Will the appeal court find otherwise?
I wish him well in Kamiti though.
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NOTICE.
Before you dm me, just know that I’m a broke babe.
I am a first child, and i have plenty siblings and plenty obligations.
I don't have money 😭
And I’ll eat on the first date. Eat food. 😆
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🚫❌Alert❌🚫
Please share.
I’ve read something truly scary this morning. Take a minute and read the screenshots.
@KeEquityBank
@Safaricom_Care
@SafaricomPLC
what’s your explanation?
Be very careful with your transactions so that you don’t fall in to these conmen traps.
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The struggle is in Baba’s eyes. The tears for liberation are like a permanent scar. His eyes, teary and red. I cannot look directly In his eyes for long because mine will get watery too.
Aaah son of Jaramogi has suffered.
He is still His Earthquakeness, the Enigma though.
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Apologize when wrong, stop looking for quotes that support your stupidity.
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On this day, I knocked on a door, actually a last door, in quest for employment. I’d been knocking for quite some time after being served extremely bitter lemons…ey the world is cruel! Earth is indeed hard! 🤦🏾♀️
Anyway after a series of questions focusing on my area of
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Lakini Aoko showed women pepper. She’d abuse us with her Group of Schools English. You’d not even think she’s doing that from her 10K bedsitter.
Men used to clap for her. Some even wishing to marry her. She was the Prize. A darling. Aokoooo!!! Oh how tables turn!
KIMEWARAMBA
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Makofi kwa Fundi wa suti!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Bespoke 👌🏾
Thassit. Hiyo tu!
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Boychild in this Kibanda has been eyeing this babe waitress and just smiling, he’s finished his meal but he’s not leaving. To save the situation I want to ask the girl for her number- give the chap and tell him to not let me down.
We must be brothers keepers!
Merry Christmas🎄
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Buana having married male friends is hard.
Khaaaard!!!!
You have a small conversation with them about work related issues,,, then you call them dear just out of you know creating alitu bit of a responsive environment but that dear lands them in hot soup and they end up deleting
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Please men, leave this girl alone. You can’t have her, you wank to her photos then come on this app to insult her. Leave her alone. She’s doing well for herself and that makes you cringe. Get a life!!
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Can someone try to explain in a language that’s understandable how Lilian stayed with Mutua all those years and never walked down the isle and had zero kids for/by him but when he started seeing Juliani, he put a ring on it and now she has a baby by him all under one year.
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Pic one was taken a couple of days before I shut down.
I turned from that in 5 months to pic 2 in Dec 2021.
Antidepressants got me 25kgs heavier. From 76kgs in Frame 1 to 102kgs in frame 2.
The medication destabilized me a lot, changed my metabolism, gave me erratic sleep,
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This is not funny because I have interacted with girls from the ages of 9 and you find them reaching out to me with concerns of body changes such large breasts, stretch marks yet they are as young as 13.
This is a girl who has never engaged in any sexual activity or anything
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Kate Actress was named the Harpic Ambassador in 2015. For 8 years now, she has been faithfully marketing the toilet cleaner brand.
Kate wedded Philip Karanja in 2017, 6 years old. They separated last year. And formalized their divorce today.
Kate's relationship with Harpic
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Martha is clear.
Martha is eloquent.
Martha is composed.
Martha has grace.
Martha has poise.
Martha is factual.
Martha is knowledgeable.
Martha Karua is fit for this job.
#DeputyPresidentialDebate2022
#DearMartha
#PresidentialElections2022
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If you love rhumba, I love you for free. I will cook for you as we listen to Madilu or Watanabe.
Have a calm weekend please, will you!
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Our Luhya men, well some, deserve medals. How they manage to keep a second family secret away from the poking eyes of the first family remains a mystery. He will have a second family, with kids up-to university level and the first family will never be aware of this fact.
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You cannot as President of this Great Republic be on top of vehicles 14 months after you took oath of office to govern as if you are still campaigning.
You cannot be on top of vehicles governing, you can only be on top of vehicles lying to those who elected you.
Actions speak
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The older you get the more you realize your mom is your best friend in life.
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The youngest advocate to the Kenyan Bar has passed on. Admitted to the bar exactly 13 days ago. Was advocate for 8 days.
How fickle life can be.
Death!
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It’s Baba’s mental health I want. He has been at this presidential quest since the 70s without giving up. He shows up every time.
Raila Amollo Odinga is an inspiration. Wake up, Dress Up, Show up no matter what.
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You escape teenage pregnancy and adult pregnancy only to become a step mother of five because the love of your life is already a father.
Tek manadeni yawa!
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Take care of your boyfriends and husbands naniii. Wamama huku nje Tuko na pesaaaa saaaaana.
Posting on behalf of Karen Nyamu and Others.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Your boyfriend, is wakili, is Luo, is in Diani for 7 days starting today.
I'm not saying anything, but you are in my prayers.
Strong strong.💪🏾
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Kamala Harris.
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
Samia Suluhu
Martha Koome.
And all women making History.
To the women we admire, may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them.
Aaaah 2021. ❤️👏🏾
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Dear Landlord,
Rent delayed is not rent denied.
Yours,
Tenant.
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Maina Kagenis replacement on the morning show trys so hard to sound like him.
Zero originality.
When Maina leaves Radio, they’ll struggle to find a fit.
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Dear BBC, can you now tell us something about Prophet-Doctor,-Reverend-Pastor David Owuor???
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The Grace of God in our lives is sufficient. His favor, unmerited.🙏🏾
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COMING SOON!!!
Dear parent,
We have organised for masks to be bought in school at a cost of Ksh 500/- branded with school logo and different colours for different classes. Please note masks from outside shall not be accepted.
Kindly oblige.
Principal.
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One day, you’ll have everything you are praying for. Everything you prayed for.👏🏾🙏🏾
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When Vaida was released I was fresh from surgery..… aaah but now, niumisa khupa tsa isimu.
#bunyoresweetness
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Y’all, just wait for the appointment of the Grand Mulah by Zakayo as Chairman to à commission of inquiry into corrupt judicial officers!
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How it’s started.... How it’s going!
We must get to beautiful home ownership!
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You get more from education than just grades.
Good education teaches you how to express yourself.
How to handle discussions without feeling the need to go off.
How to live with people.
Gives you the confidence that is not bolstered by human validation or material things.
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I’m not rich, not even close, but if you can’t afford sanitary pads, don’t hesitate to DM/text me. We’ll find a way sis. I got you. 🫂.
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On Twitter- I can’t, won’t cook for nobarry!
Kwa ground👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾🤣
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If You Have The Same Mobile Number Especially For The Last 15 Years
You Are Actually A Very Stable Person.
I’ve had mine since 2007.
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After a reconsideration, I’ve seen how bad it was to make that statement. Especially the use of the word ‘adopted’.
While I said it lightly without malice or ill will, it still was irresponsible and I apologize, the tweet has been deleted.
Thank you for the correction. 🤝
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Michelle Ntalami breaks up with Makena over adultery from Makena. Ooh Good Lord in whose hands are we safe in? Is there hope anywhere really?
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Whatever Osiany did to Aoko.
Lemme ask why do you allow a man driving a 30M car to f*
#k
you in your 10K bedsitter? If ukweli uko na hiyo akili yote Aoko claims to have.
And not Osiany only but high profile individuals!
Anyway, Hii Akili yake is borrowed!
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His Earthquakeness.
The Enigma.
The Indefatigable.
Baba.
Raila Amolo Odinga.
HAPPY 79th BIRTHDAY JAKOM!
Long Live Tinga.
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‘We need to Decriminalize Attempted Suicide as provided for under
Section 226 of Kenya's Penal Code.
It is both unjust and counterproductive to punish individuals who are already in a vulnerable state and desperately in need of help and support.
Suicidal behavior is a
This lady was rescued by KeNHA road safety team attempting suicide near Allsops. She is currently being held at Ruaraka Police Station. Anyone who knows her please contact the police.
#depression
#mentalhealth
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Fees is fees.
It’s difficult times and effort is acknowledged and appreciated.
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