Misnomer
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Humorist. Satirist. Provocateur. Writer of bon mots.
The Boulevard
Joined January 2011
As a married man with two daughters, there’s not a day that goes by that I don’t nearly die in a curling iron fire.
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Is there some way to open the spout on a Stanley that doesn’t involve ripping off a fingernail?
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How do you figure they cast for those Cobenfy schizophrenia med commercials?
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A number of things come to mind: The Astrodome, which had windows in the roof that interfered with OFs ability to track fly balls so badly, some wore batting helmets in the field (the windows were eventually painted). And also Tropicana Field where flies routinely hit the roof.
3D representation of the Las Vegas A’s ballpark from the pitcher’s mound. The TV screen in the outfield will be the largest in MLB. Awesome view of the Vegas Strip through the enormous glass free standing wall. Imagine what TV screens will see from home run balls being hit to
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The $50 pizza is a rudder. It’s steering you toward the player’s club booth & the casino. Don’t wanna pay $50 for a pizza? Go pull the Buffalo slots for a few hours, then the pizza is comped. It’s only when you refuse to gamble that you get gouged on RF&B.
Las Vegas is an absolute scam American shows what it costs to order a pizza at the MGM Grand Just a basic cheese pizza is over $47 dollars and the pieces go up from there This is theft
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Does weed lower your libido? You never see anyone boning on the terraces anymore. They’re just smoking and drinking coffee.
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ConExpo-themed display at the conservatory. Lotta heavy equipment and hard hats. Very cool.
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In December, I reported that Bellagio had returned to providing individual bath amenities. Welp, I’m sorry to report they’ve reverted right back to the communal fluid pumps.
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I was just thinking about how I like almost any song where the drummer hits the top of a symbol like a bell.
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Request airport transportation? “Sorry sir, I’m unable to do that.” A suite upgrade? “Sorry sir, I’m unable to do that.” “Please refer to the MGM Rewards app for a list of the exciting benefits that your tier level bestows.”
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The VIP Representative’s job is to redirect you to the MGM Rewards app, and the perks you’ve qualified for through automation. It removes the traditional host discretion from the equation.
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MGM has introduced a purgatory level of courtesy representation, the “VIP Representative”. Not a host. Not, not a host either. They’re just there to let you know that MGM would appreciate it if you spent your money with them, but you shouldn’t expect anything in return.
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I remember being at the peak of my Vegas obsession, and reading about this place opening. I yelled to my wife, “Babe, we gotta go see this new casino, the Eastside Cannery! It’s themed like a…cannery!”
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Does MLB test for steroids during a strike year? Because if not, records will fall in 2028.
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It’s very difficult, watching Brad Underwood get out-coached, game after game, season after season.
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I can’t for the life of me figure out why Dina is having such a hard time getting anyone to take up her bipartisan gambling tax reform. 🤷🏻♂️
.@POTUS and @HouseGOP promised to lower costs on Day One. They failed. Instead, the #TrumpSlump is in full effect with his illegal tariffs that have cost families $1,700 more on everything from groceries to transportation. #StateOfTheUnion
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