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@MirandaRider

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#Dominatrix w/ 24 years of professional #BDSM experience & owner of The Confessional #Dungeon in #Akron #Ohio . I got jokes.

The Confessional (Akron, OH)
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
5 years
A fun thing to whisper in a boy's ear the first time you sodomize him is, "You know you can't get into heaven now, right?"
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
@thekoryminx A girl I worked with had a seizure while on stage & the owner told her to go home & go to the ER if it happened again. When she came into work the next day she was informed that she was being fined $50 for leaving early. No joke.
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
6 years
A fun thing to whisper in a boy's ear the first time you sodomize him is, "You know you can't get into heaven now, right?"
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
@StripsEmily @ElleStanger when i first began stripping in 1991, we were paid between $5 & $10 an hour, kept all our tips, received a commission on each drink bought for us & paid no house fees. 12 years later ... well, you already know what happened.
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
today is the first time i've sessioned since st. patrick's day and, of course, my client tried to convert me to Christianity right after he nutted. it's nice to see that shit's still weird as fuck.
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
5 years
I'll just be over here wiping my ass with my degree & then getting paid for forcing some dude to eat it.
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Let’s talk
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
"I've arrived 5 minutes early for my session, Mistress. Is it okay if I come in now?"
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
I've had WAY better luck sodomizing assholes than I've ever had arguing with them.
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
Him: "I don't consider you a sexworker." Me: "That's your prerogative, bro, but may I point out that you have cum all over your stomach & your butthole is winking like a Cyclops in a hail storm?" But seriously, clients. Stop it with the #whorearchy . You're not helping.
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
I've been a sex worker for 27 years & a prodomme for 20. I believe that my continued success has to do w/ my ability to wrap my head around most sexual desires, no matter how deviant or abberant or boring or silly. Still don't get findomme. Or splosh. What don't you "get?"
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
4 years
during my session tonight i told my client "hang on while i crank the music up really loud so no one can hear your screams." then i winked at him and said "that's an old serial killer trick."
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
5 years
Some men do that as well.
@WhatTheFFacts
What The F*** Facts
5 years
Cats show you their buttholes as a way of saying they're comfortable with you.
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@MirandaRider
🔞Miranda Rider - Akron's Dominatrix🔞
9 years
1st rule of fight club is ur not allowed to hit me back. Oh. No. This is a totally different kind of fight club. 2nd rule is "hold still."
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