Miles Betterman
@MilesBetterman
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Part-time writer of comedy songs and full-time hater of the human race. The Dickhead Song is available from all good download sites (and a few crap ones).
UK
Joined May 2011
Not sure last night's family comedy 'Fisherman's Friends' had the correct warning. #FishermansFriends #OneAndAll #Channel4 #Comedy
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Word of the day is ‘backfriend’ (15th century): one who pretends to be your ally but eventually stabs you in the back.
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I've just made 'Do things at the appropriate time' my New Year's resolution.
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One of the worst things about stupid people is the way they think YOU'RE stupid.
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One down, one to go. #TrumpLoses #TrumpDefeated #ByeDon #DonaldTrump #Trump #2020Election #Election2020 #USElection #YoureFired #TrumpMeltdown #JoeBiden #BorisNext
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Today is Boris Johnson's 1000th day as Prime Minister. He should have a party. #BorisJohnsonResign #Partygatefines #Partygate #PrimeMinister #BorisJohnsonApology #BorisJohnson
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‘Boris apologises to Queen for party on eve of Duke’s funeral’. #Boris #BorisJohnson #Queen #PrimeMinister #BorisOut #Conservatives #DowningStreetParty #NobodyToldMe #BorisTheLiar
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Jackie Weaver has more authority than Boris Johnson. #PartyGate #ResignJohnson #DowningStreetParties #JohnsonOut #BorisJohnson #JackieWeaver
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When they say ‘number 10 party’, do they mean that’s the current number of parties discovered? #DowningStreetParties #BorisTheLiar #BorisResign
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The relief at finally being able to put a name to it.
Word of the day is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): the desire to be away from other people and to be left alone.
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Those two look like they're about to bundle Amstell into the back of a van.
[2020 news recap:] Sky has quietly been working on a plan to bring back Never Mind The Buzzcocks. https://t.co/RY3aaraWPz
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