Mike Jones 🦘🤿🐊😱
@MikemanCommeth
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Rationalist. Engineer. Tech exec. Passed lots of math. Miniscule crap tolerance. Veteran. Diver. Saltine. Guitars, boats, books, and bubbles. 75th RR
Redneck Riviera
Joined November 2021
Yep.
The internet tells me that in the 1950s, a man could father 8 kids, have his wife stay home to manage everything, live in a house like this, and simply make ends meet as an auto mechanic.
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Hey Adam, great to hear from you. Perhaps you would still be in Congress if you better understood the rules. The Parliamentarian confirmed that Democrat leadership and Republican leadership both had to agree to the UC. Speaker Johnson agreed to it, Leader Jeffries did not, which
This isn’t true. It’s performance. He knows it and is assuming ignorance No matter how many southern “gigglity goos” you do doesn’t change the fact
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She looks like a Hostess HoHo standing next to Carmen Mirando on acid.
NEW: Democrat Rep. Jasmine Crockett makes fun of how MAGA women look while standing next to a 6-foot-5 dude wearing a dress. "You know a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? Like, they lips be up to... anyway." "But yeah, they don't even know."
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The Branch Climatians are back to predicting an ice age.
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To the traders: If you follow me and I follow you back, it does not mean I want to be part of your crypto scheme. I don't want to be part of your crypto scheme.
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An aid to Congresswoman Tabby Duckworth pretended to be a lawyer to get an illegal alien released from ICE custody. This included signing document representing himself as counsel to the detainee. I dunno if he realized it, or Duckworth realized it, but this is a felony.
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By far, California has the most human trafficking in the United States. Far more than even the other border states. Maybe if Hairgel tended to his own knitting?... Naw.
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@EricLDaugh Jasmine Crockett should be investigated and held accountable for mismanaging tax payer funds.
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Because of course she is. In addition to being a world-class narcissistic asshole, she's a Democrat.
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett is being brutally slammed for dishing out THOUSANDS on luxury amenities OUTSIDE her district, per FEC - $4,175 on the Ritz-Carlton - $2,304 on The Luxury Collection - $5,326 on The West Hollywood Edition - $1,173 on The Times Square Edition -
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A favorite talking point of the Democrats and their lefty loonies is that housing prices are high because private equity is buying all the houses and holding them empty. This would be bullshit. Private equity owns less than 2% of the single family homes in the United States.
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Ouch. Good shot.
🔥BOOM: This caller on CSPAN just dropped a BOMB on Democrat Sam Liccardo. His face says it all. He knows the caller is right.
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Evil Republicans forcing Saint Barry of the Twirling Bullshit to sign Obamacare.
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California's minimum wage law has cost 20,000 jobs so far.
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So... we were supposed to have a heavy hurricane season. The Powers that Be assured us that they have never had better models and powers of prediction. We didn't. We had a normal season. I'm not complaining, this is a good thing. However, it is amusing that the same people
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