Mike Topp
@MikeTopp
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Joined May 2009
@YoKenKeye @RaymondPettibon @MikeTopp I knew the whole TJ Brass song book by heart on trumpet when I was 7 and hated it my old man dug Herb so he threw that stuff at me and said play. I threw down the horn and stuck with piano n Monk. 💁
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a slight discount on one of these old spherical projectiles doesn`t seem like that much of a hard ask? but one slip of the lip--the TONGS of DESTINY firmly enlodged in the solar plexus, handle end in.
@RaymondPettibon @YoKenKeye “Are those day-olds?” I asked, as he fished a donut from the grease. He dropped the tongs & looked at me like I was a bomb that’d just gone off. “No!” he said. “Why do you ask? What in God’s name are you implying?” I shrugged. “I dunno.” I didn’t want to get into a fight about it
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@MikeTopp @YoKenKeye I leave the day-olds ouyt to the raccoons at 2AM (stealing?I call iyt giving) wake up at 3 to bake tomorrow's batch.
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You’ll live to see manmade horrors beyond your comprehension.
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@MikeTopp @nut_history @RaymondPettibon and now for something completely diff Bob Gibson and Denny McLain on Ed Sullivan https://t.co/6SrDNULoFg
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tone down on the ANN LANDERS pose and watch the wayward earner convert that gold into luscious Scooby snacks.
@RaymondPettibon @MorrisEazyE @yablowza Ray listened politely until I’d said “responsible” 25 times, then said he’d made an awful lot of money over the years being irresponsible & was the honorary mayor of 20 different municipalities in Orange County, so he didn’t see why he should take advice from a guy in a dog suit.
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