In Four Years 2021: "Let us all honor the Essential Workers." 2025: "Let us kidnap, torment & imprison Essential Workers." #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #Trump #Trump2025 #trumpaffordabilitycrisis #icebreakingxเติ้ลเฟิร์สวัน #ImpeachTrump

My Method I don't write poems – I implement them.

It's a little late, but happy Hanukkah! ("Have a Merry Christmas")

Tuesday My nose itched, so I rubbed it. Not scratched it, rubbed it.

The fact that Trump had condoms made that say: “I’M HUUUUGE!” proves he has a small penis. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpSpeech

Secret I write secret poems I show no one.

My roommate is a tall, silent spider plant.

Freudian Question Are all of Trump's problems ultimately sexual?

Hyphenated Haiku S-p-r-i-n-g r-a-i-n l-e-a-k-i-n-g t-h-r-o-u-g-h t-h-e r-o-o-f d-r-i-p-p-i-n-g f-r-o-m t-h-e w-a-s-p-s' n-e-s-t. [Original by Basho.]

I share my birthday with approximately 1/365th of the people on earth (and even more animals!).

Damn, Tucker Carlson just exposed that Israel uses an AI program called Where is Daddy to track men and bomb them when they are with their children. The US government punished the UN expert Francesca Albanese who exposed this crime.

Cheese Explanation I bought you a cheese out of guilt. That’s my cheese explanation.

Suggestion Why don't you write a poem today? I'm taking the day off.

Never eat food you can’t touch.

Surprisingly, I was able to replace my sex addiction with Scrabble.

The happier you are, the less you need money.

I was kicked off Social Security for being “a damn anarchist.”

If only Goya had painted Mozart! If only Mozart had written Goya a Sonata!

It’s always fun to watch a thin person eat a Snickers bar.

Maybe we have it backwards: Adam and Eve ate a fig, and covered themselves with apple leaves.