Mike Hansen
@MikeHansen613
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Don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Nichols Cage. Super liberal. I love global. 0% government funded
Ottawa Ontario Canada
Joined December 2011
Dont trust anyone wearing a mask in their profile pic.
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Nobody ever says this guy needs a conservatory and he's way more crazy than Britney ever was
Sam Smith wants a non-binary category at award ceremonies because not everyone identifies as male or female.
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Watching old episodes of price is right and nobody ever said axe instead of ask
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I see something my town council would probably put near the splash pad across from the colorful crosswalk
If you are left brained, you will see a face. If you are right brained, you will see a couple kissing. What do you see first? 👀
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Canadian here. We already have plenty of immigrant scams going on here. We can't afford any more
BREAKING: Former Governor Jesse Ventura calls for Minnesota to secede from the union and join Canada. Sounds like a good deal to me.
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Before you make a joke about a post, read the comments. Somebody else already made the joke.
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A lot of room temperature iqs have recently signed up to Twitter
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The first thing girls see when they show up to that yacht party they got invited to with an open bar
Jacob Rothschild has more Money than an entire countries combined. Yeah, he’s still one of the ugliest Mofos to ever walk the face of the planet.
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Liberals are so disingenuous it’s not even funny. • The McCloskey’s didn’t attend a protest. A protest of violent BLM Neanderthals arrived at THEIR property. • The couple were charged with felonies and their guns were seized. • A grand jury indicted them and they were
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Four judges have ruled that you illegally restricted the peaceful protest rights of the Freedom Convoy.. No one believes you, liar
Let’s be clear. Bill C-9 will not restrict your Charter right to peaceful protest - a right that I will always defend.
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Me watching price is right as a kid home sick from school. ; I hope there's a hot tub prize. Me watching old episodes of price is right now. ; oh man did we ever get fucked up in a Ford escort just like that
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Imagine being this asshole bragging stealing money from someone driving properly
#OttawaOPP stopped this driver on #Hwy417 shortly before 2pm after the driver flashed their high beams multiple times at the officers cruiser, in an effort to have him move out of the fast lane. Clearly the driver - who displays an anti-tailgating message on the back of their
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That oughta do it
Finland launched this campaign aimed at educating migrants to not r*pe young Finnish girls. https://t.co/OdIz4FjF6G
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OPP issues ticket in retaliation to a citizen calling them out on their bad driving
#OttawaOPP stopped this driver on #Hwy417 shortly before 2pm after the driver flashed their high beams multiple times at the officers cruiser, in an effort to have him move out of the fast lane. Clearly the driver - who displays an anti-tailgating message on the back of their
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Cop in passing lane gives ticket to guy who flicked his high beams at him to get him to move out of the passing lane. I know I feel safer today.
#OttawaOPP stopped this driver on #Hwy417 shortly before 2pm after the driver flashed their high beams multiple times at the officers cruiser, in an effort to have him move out of the fast lane. Clearly the driver - who displays an anti-tailgating message on the back of their
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Americans:
I've truly lost any empathy as a Canadian to my US friends. Sorry, and I didn't vote for him doesn't cut it any more. We are through with you. You're part of the reason we are angry right now. You are citizens of the US and are accountable. You don't get off easy any more.
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They did the cartman meme
🚨 NEW PREVIEW - #StarTrek: #StarfleetAcademy Episode 3! Chancellor Ake (Holly Hunter) instructs her cadets on how to get back at the rival War College cadets!
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This is stupid
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Both of their fans will be thrilled
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