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@MikeChosen1
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For Many are Called but few are Chosen
Get me outta here
Joined November 2010
Then you have the nerve to be on E when I’m going to the airport, I dang near want you banned
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If you have to stop for gas midway through my uber I’m giving you a 1 star rating
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Man that student driver sticker don’t mean nothing, when you get on the highway you better move!
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@TheStevenDwayne Lmaooo its always a deeper message when nobody likes something.
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White dude at work sees me and says hey man you kinda walk with a limp. I proceeded to tell him I tore my Achilles a few months ago. He says oh ok I thought you were on your 50 cent type of thing and chuckles as he walks away 😵💫
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When I was younger I didn’t really understand how people could fall out with their family. The older I get the more I completely understand
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The people who tie their personalities to their line of work, are definitely the people I want to avoid on all fronts
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3 years and happily married. Before she was my wife she spent the night at my place one day. I went to work the next day and came back she had washed my dishes and folded my laundry. Do with that what that you will 🤷🏾♂️
"So, you wanna be NASTY for the ring but you don't wanna be CLEAN for the ring." Today, she wins. 💚
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Dang near impossible to try and be productive at work when you have a good weekend planned 😅
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For those that didn’t know, and for those who already did… Allow me🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Somebody years ago said “white ppl’s lives are so safe from any real threat, they have to go thrill seeking and risking their life for any excitement”. Clearly, they were right lol
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Keith lee gone say frenchys a 2/10 and niggas gone call j prince
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When African/Black people have twins, their names coincide with each other. White people just give them any random set of names 😂 Ex: Black twins- La’ron and La’ryan Africans- Tunde and Tunji White’s- Bill and Thomas
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