Thank you @andrerieu for spending 2,296 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped

Top Customer service at @NandosUK Basingstoke.Get left on the phone while trying to order takeaway for 1/2 hour Manager + Chat = Free Nandos

25% of all Toblerone chocolate's are sold at airports.

@BBCSport sort the lack of women's hockey out on red button #Sochi2014

Got something I need to say...not been an easy decision to make, hope you can support me! :) http://t.co/oOrDEiChGd

Change to the last tweet. We are now training 9:30-10:30 Thursday's. Want extra ice? Then why not join us! Just £5!!

Looking for extra training? Or for a new team? Then come and train with us 8:30-9-30 Thursday. Just £5!!

It's Spades!! **BOOOOOOOM** sleep talking and playing cards. #NaturallyGifted @Nicbic21

Usain Bolt runs at 31mph which sounds good, but if he hits a child there's a 40% chance they'll die.

#TeamGB women's footballers lost a game but won an argument. They showed the sceptics there is a substantial appetite for women's football

#teamgb v Cameroon 3-0 http://t.co/rnhp5Ubv

#Football 70,584 people have just witnessed a 1-0 win over Brazil at Wembley, @TeamGB top their group and are still yet to concede a goal!

#london2012 #TeamGB http://t.co/r3S9CBIU

@LeaaaThomas camel called he wants his toe back.. #munchinyourpjshorts #lookabout3sizestosmall

When I grow up I want to be an Egyptian.. @NatzAldridge #wheresthatbowlgone http://t.co/cFDl2v7C

When I grow up I want to be an Egyptian.. @NatzAldridge #wheresthatbowlgone http://t.co/2JQcoZQh

Chirp chirp chirp @NatzAldridge @em_thomas1 #furball