Nick Murhling
@MickNurhling
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kinda fun update on my end— for the next 24 hours I can’t eat any food! And then around 4pm I’ll start drinking a solution that makes me shit my pants! And then this time tomorrow I’ll be receiving what can only be described as a colonoscopy!
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No Colts fan should be without our games...RT and reply with your State. One winner gets...custom #40 Indiana Nights jersey with your name, signed by me + VIP trip to Indy for 2023 game of your choice…airfare, hotel, 2tix from Verizon MyPlan…MUST BE OUT OF STATE!...🏈👍
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Makes no sense and I’m sold buying tickets now
A24’s ‘DREAM SCENARIO’, starring Nicolas Cage and Michael Cera, releases on November 10 in theaters. The film follows a professor who becomes an overnight celebrity after appearing in everyone's dream. Directed by Kristoffer Borgli & co-produced by Ari Aster.
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what?
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As a gay man pride means a lot of things, but mostly— P enis R ection I rection D ick E rection
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As a gay man pride means a lot of things, but mostly— P enis R ection I rection D ick E rection
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covering up a fart
9 passengers sent to the hospital after a man opened the airplane’s door mid flight in s korea #nope
https://t.co/JikpW4nzUQ
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a lot of talk about Happy Mothers Day but when are we going to start talking about Sad Mothers Day? something to think about
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Fucking yikes
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he was fired for saying the c word too much
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at a certain point we run out of comic book characters right
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no they’re hot dogs
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What I say I do for fun on a date: work out, bike, play basketball What I actually do for fun: wait to die
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I was born in 1994– just imagining getting breakfast here seven and half years later? What a treat!
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just imagine being treated to a Tuesday morning breakfast here as a little kid!
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