Excuse me @Uber_Support @Uber but was my fare more than quoted because the trip took longer due to the driver getting lost?

Hey @Uber @Uber_Support is it normal for your drivers to charge $200 to return a phone that’s been left in their car?

Ever had one of those days where you think you’re in control but it turns out, you’re not? I did on Friday. Thanks to the listeners on @6PR for the education.

Just out of the interest, when you check into a hotel and they take a ‘pre-authorised’ amount off your credit card, what’s that for? And why do some only take $1 while others take $200?

If you stay at the Durham Ox outside York, and lose your keys, you’ll generally find them just down past deep third man, or behind extra cover.

Is Sydney the only international city with an airport curfew? (Just wondering because my delayed plane was canceled because we wouldn’t make it to land by 11pm.)

Not a bad line up of talent - John Eales, Martin Johnson, John Smit, Richie McCaw and Mick Colliss. 😊

In an Uber driving in Paris. Radio playing. What song comes on? ‘Who can it be now?’by Men at Work. Not what I was expecting.

I’m double layered but the Scots are walking around in shorts and tshirts because it’s ‘summer’.

Posters are up in Edinburgh. That makes it official. I’ll be there, I just hope I have some company. @edfringe #UnleashYourFringe #QuickFlyer

I’m heading to Scotland to perform at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Aug 19-24. If you know anyone who might be over there, please send them along so I’m not too lonely. Tickets available here: https://t.co/NA4kK891tV #edfringe #EdFringe24

I don’t think Australian soccer fans can complain about opposition players taking a dive.

Somehow - and I don’t know how - a strand of my wife’s hair ended up on my electric toothbrush. So when I cleaned my teeth it was like I was flossing at the same time. I don’t think it’s something that will take off.

This is a bit of a Hail Mary post but does anyone know anyone in Lausanne, Switzerland? Thanks.

Channel 7 News fast forwarding back to 1994, when the very clever Frontline series had its ‘Friday night funny man’. I wonder if Mark Humphries can play the keyboard? Be interesting to see how it goes.

Hey ⁦@SwimmingAUS⁩ and ⁦@Ticketek_AU⁩ thanks for selling me these awesome seats at the Olympic swimming trials. You guys are the best.

Just watching Mission Impossible. I wonder what time Tom Cruise can run the 100m in? He’s got some toe.

How’s this for a tight finish in the open Ironman at the WA state championships. Can’t get much closer. Matt just pipping his good mate Pat Eley on the line. Great racing.

The rule of diminishing returns does not apply to coconut slice.

Come on ⁦⁦@perthnow⁩, I know $1 million is a lot of money, but in the lottery scheme of things, where we’ve had jackpots of $100 million+, it’s hardly ‘whopping’ and ‘eye-watering’. I’d still take it though.