Michelle Thomas
@MichelleTomos
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I wrote My Shit Therapist and other mental health stories. Repped by @CWAgencyUK Writer. Welsh. Bit peckish. She/her.
Bristol, me babber.
Joined April 2012
OUT ON MONDAY! The paperback version of #myshittherapist is coming, so you can get my words in your eyes for less. Look at all those sexy quotes. Pre-order at the link in the bio. I’ve got some cool #internationalwomensday stuff lined up for next week, too. Love love love x
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This prick has just completed a vomit tour of the flat. Puked on bedroom, office, and hall carpet, while skilfully avoiding the wipe-clean bathroom floor. She’s not only fine now, but absolutely delighted with herself.
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I love this so much @NotRollergirl
Quitting shopping was harder than giving up booze – this is how I did it 🖋️ My problem is mostly dresses, often coats, sometimes tiny white tops which I hoard in the hope they will make me feel like a French movie star, writes @NotRollergirl
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Any regrets about your social media habits? Maybe you hardlaunched a relationship before it was ready. Maybe you regret sharing pics of your kids. Have your socials affected your career? Ping me a DM or comment below and your story could be in my next book! (T&Cs apply)
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Here she comes again with her rhyming slang!
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Please donate to @UNICEF. Please email your MP and demand an immediate permanent ceasefire - @oxfamgb has a template you can use. I won’t share the videos that prompted this. #alleyesonrafah
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If the God Russell Brand believes in exists, it’s objectively funny that He engineered for him to be baptised in actual human shit.
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I haven’t been writing as much as I’d like because of work / life. Someone told me “Michelle, for a couple of hours a day, just be a writer”. So I am. Early morning writing sessions on Instalive this week (@msmthomas). #writewithme
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A better title for @Yellowstone would be A Murder of Cows because it’s about murder and cows.
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Just finished reading this great book.Stigma around mental ill health needs to be a thing of the past.@MichelleTomos book tells ‘how it is’,shares painful & difficult experiences but somehow she manages to do so with humour.A talented writer!
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I’m writing a book about regret, and I’m going to Rogue Fox cafe in #Newport to chat to people about it. See you there?
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“The gift that keeps on taking”😙👌
Is anyone going to ever address Brexit as the elephant in the room? The gift that keeps on taking? It’s not too hard to see that, as import costs from Europe are now higher across the board, particularly with food, Brexit is a contributing cause of inflation… So discuss it.
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How is this legal? How are freelance journalists supposed to make a living?
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“But you know what is good for you? Piss”
Bear Grylls believes vegetables ‘are really not good for you’
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Why does this look like a police composite of a cat that’s wanted for a terrible crime?
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What other things are you convinced you could do with zero supporting evidence? I think I could cheat a lie detector test.
I kind of want a go at trying to kick down a door. In my head, I can do it quite easily, and my curiosity getting out of control
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LEGO LOVE xx
'As someone who suffers from anxiety and stress, I struggle to focus on the present, but I've found a way to manage it - using Lego,' reveals Michelle Thomas https://t.co/7dZdhjydvb
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I wrote for @MetroUK about playing with @LEGO_Group as an antidote to stress and anxiety. It’s been up since 8am and someone’s already commented “GET BACK TO WORK”, which is pretty special.
metro.co.uk
I scanned my mind after assembling a bird and found no anxious thoughts, no worries or what-ifs, just peaceful satisfaction.
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