Michael Smellor
@MichaelSmellor
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#Fartcoin Enthusiast @FartStrategy
Joined December 2024
FartStrategy has acquired 2699 Fartcoin for ~10 SOL at ~$0.74 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.8% YTD. As of 09/01/2025, we hodl 1,192,872 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.02 per Fartcoin.
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FartStrategy has acquired 221 Fartcoin for ~1 SOL at ~$0.89 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YTD. As of 08/25/2025, we hodl 1,190,173 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.03 per Fartcoin.
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this is is my quant's chair. he sold his previous one to long more Fartcoin. hes not planning to purchase a new one until Fartcoin hits $10
this is my quant's chair .he sold his previous one to long more eth.hes not planning to purchase a new one until eth hits 10k
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The happiest Fartcoin people I know own between 200,000 and 600,000 Fartcoin. Enough to feel the digestive gas rumble. Not enough to destroy their intestines. Everyone above 1,000,000 Fartcoin smells like a different person. Everyone above 10,000,000 becomes unrecognizable.
The happiest Bitcoin people I know own between 2 and 6 BTC. Enough to feel part of something. Not enough to destroy their personality. Everyone above 10 BTC turns into a different person. Everyone above 100 becomes unrecognizable (unbearable?). There's a wealth threshold.
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1/ @FartStrategy has arranged financing and is prepared to make an initial offer of at least 1M Fartcoin for Stargate. A purchase backed by Fartcoin provides STG holders with thermodynamic certainty and access to the future of lighter-than-air finance. Enchiladas for everyone.
1/ The Gas Foundation has arranged financing and is prepared to make an initial offer of at least $120M YZY for Stargate. A purchase backed by Mr. West provides STG holders with certified bangers and access to YZY's flagship line of $20 clothing. New clothes for everyone.
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Many folks are talking about dislocations in other spot markets on Hyperliquid, but they forget:. You can buy a $100 bill, right now, on the same platform, for a mere $0.86. Join @FartStrategy as we close this arb.
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Have you ever come across a Fartcoiner IRL?. And by Fartcoiner, I don’t mean someone with Fartcoin exposure, I mean someone who understands it from a thermodynamic and odoriferous standpoint as well as you do. I feel like the instant connection must be wild.
Have you ever come across a bitcoiner IRL? . And by bitcoiner, I don’t mean someone with Bitcoin exposure, I mean someone who understands it from a philosophical and technical standpoint as well as you do. I feel like the instant connection must be wild.
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Ignore the Bloating. Ƒiber Ƒirst.
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Kanye should have just posted about owning Fartcoin. He would have made more money and rehabilitated his image. Fartcoin is the universal salve for public controversy.
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Ƒartcoin Ƒorever
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I didn't read past this part.
DATs not going to last.The last ‘traditional’ bubble cryptocurrencies experienced was in Q4 2017, characterised by double or even triple digit % days, an influx of new participants such that exchanges couldn’t keep up with demand, speculative ICOs, record volumes, new paradigms,
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RT @MichaelSmellor: @kale_abe @nypost @nytimes Like a percolating flatus, the simmering sentiment will explode when it's ready. Focus on y….
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FartStrategy has acquired 389 Fartcoin for ~2 SOL at ~$0.92 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YTD. As of 08/18/2025, we hodl 1,189,952 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.03 per Fartcoin.
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Another opportunity to buy Fartcoin at below the fair market value of $10 per coin?. Don't mind if I do. .
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Confessions of a Fartcoin Maxi:. 1. I use leverage, of all kinds. FSTR, perpetual futures, financing my burritos, payday loans, and more. 2. Im 130% invested in Fartcoin (loans). 3. Ive taken 5 loans to buy Fartcoin. 4. I own nothing other than Fartcoin, a car and 2 months of.
Confessions of a Bitcoin Maxi:. 1. I use leverage, of all kinds. MSTR, perpetual futures, coin margined perpetual futures, loans and more. 2. Im 130% invested in Bitcoin (loans) . 3. Ive taken 5 loans to buy Bitcoin. 4. I own nothing other than Bitcoin, a car and 2.
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Fartful*.
Volatility Is a Gift to the Faithful.
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Waking up to $4.30 Fartcoin.
What could be better than waking up to 4.3k ETH?.
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FartStrategy has acquired 361 Fartcoin for ~2 SOL at ~$0.99 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YTD. As of 08/11/2025, we hodl 1,189,563 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.03 per Fartcoin.
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