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"Smell It, Don't Sell It" Use https://t.co/S6u5ox27aP https://t.co/4jx7OFFMj9 @MichaelSmellor @FarthurHayes
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Joined December 2024
For the first time ever, FartStrategy is officially no longer underwater on its Fartcoin buys. As Dr. Fartin Luther King Jr. once powerfully declared:. "The scent of the moral universe is faint, but it wafts towards justice."
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RT @MichaelSmellor: FartStrategy has acquired 221 Fartcoin for ~1 SOL at ~$0.89 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YTD.….
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Now $0.96.
Many folks are talking about dislocations in other spot markets on Hyperliquid, but they forget:. You can buy a $100 bill, right now, on the same platform, for a mere $0.86. Join @FartStrategy as we close this arb.
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RT @MichaelSmellor: 1/ @FartStrategy has arranged financing and is prepared to make an initial offer of at least 1M Fartcoin for Stargate.….
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RT @MichaelSmellor: FartStrategy has acquired 389 Fartcoin for ~2 SOL at ~$0.92 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YTD.….
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RT @MichaelSmellor: FartStrategy has acquired 361 Fartcoin for ~2 SOL at ~$0.99 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YTD.….
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Working on it.
no treasury company for your favorite coin? . zero, bucko!.
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Send a friend a smell today. Send them Fartcoin.
Ƒartcoin fixes this.
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RT @MichaelSmellor: FartStrategy has acquired 1744 Fartcoin for ~10 SOL at ~$0.96 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.7% YT….
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RT @MichaelSmellor: This will be the most important event in the history of.@FartStrategy. If you are interested in Fartcoin or $FSTR, yo….
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If Fartcoin bears paid our tariffs, those would be the only taxes we'd have. After all, politicians don't lose votes by taxing Fartcoin bears. So why not repeal the income and payroll taxes and stick Fartcoin bears with 200% tariffs? We can—because hot air rises.
If foreigners paid our tariffs, those would be the only taxes we'd have. After all, politicians don't lose votes by taxing foreigners. So why not repeal the income and payroll taxes and stick foreigners with 200% tariffs? We can't—because tariffs are an excise tax on consumers.
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RT @MichaelSmellor: FartStrategy has acquired 138 Fartcoin for ~1 SOL at ~$1.38 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~54.9% YTD.….
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$0.0014T.
For anyone who thinks today’s markets are just normal, I remind you that the market cap of Fartcoin is still $1.4B.
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they should invent a coin for people who missed fartcoin.
they should invent a coin for people who missed bitcoin.
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Stacking Ƒarts until FartStrategy is among the superrich. Wealth has a smell, and it smells like digestive gas.
These are the new economic classes in the U.S. (based on Fartcoin holdings, not income)
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When Fartcoin survives the $PUMP dump it will only be yet another demonstration of its well-known antifragility. Farting is Lindy. Fartcoin is Forever.
If Fartcoin can survive the $PUMP dump it would prove its antifragility
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Someone get this man a Solana wallet, we need to diversify his Strategic Reserves ASAP.
Someone pointed out that I do own Bitcoin. I have some in my Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. But I promised donors that I'd never sell, so it's like I don't really own it. The market value is over $6,500. Feel free to contribute to the cause. bc1q0vxwxsmkjy5t95qpc0mfznl59928grsr4wfa97.
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The Fartcoin Standard isn't just a book. It's a complete portfolio philosophy. @MichaelSmellor proved it by flipping his wealth pyramid upside down. Here's what The Fartcoin Standard smells like in practice:💨
The Bitcoin Standard isn't just a book. It's a complete portfolio philosophy. Chris Johnson proved it by flipping his wealth pyramid upside down. Here's what The Bitcoin Standard looks like in practice: 🧵
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