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Saville get a life, all you do is win the Europa League
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โIโve got to say Sheffield United were brilliant against Newcastleโ
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Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Newcastle fans agree with Michael Owen
Heartbreaking for
@NUFC
. Such a good performance. Never in a million years is that a penalty. We are further away from applying consistency to the handball rule than weโve ever been.
@ChampionsLeague
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I love how some of the goals have had our players in pure confusion๐ญ
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Could have got Champions League but ๐ญ๐
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Doing this just to end up losing 4-1 HAHAHAHA
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Itโs deadline day You support
tomorrow Newcastle United
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Won percentage at Newcastle
Rafa Benitez - 42%
Steve Bruce - 28.9%
But apparently Bruce did better than Rafa๐ญ
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Manchester United need to bring in a club legend to replace Ole, a guy who loves the club, lives in the area, but most importantly used to play for them. Steve Bruce is the perfect candidate for the Manchester United job.
#NUFC
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โMehrdad, the Saudiโs want to know why thereโs been a ยฃ40M transaction in their account? What do you mean you got Joelinton a friend.โ
#NUFC
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Newcastle fans forcing Sean Longstaff to sacrifice himself so we can get Digne
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We didnโt do that for free btw Villa, weโre expecting something in return
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All adidas need to do now is nail the kits for next season, along with the release of some retro kits and theyโre bankrupting everyone in Newcastle
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Fortnite kids realising they canโt build during combat in World War 3
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Guys where the fuck is Newcastle โOil Moneyโ United?????
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Joelinton 0.1 seconds into the Derby on Saturday
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Gordon stats before this season (Premier League)โฆ
Appearances: 81
Goals: 8
Assists: 3
Gordon stats this season (Premier League)โฆ
Appearances: 13
Goals: 6
Assists: 3
What a ridiculous turnaround๐ฅ
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I join Aston Villa in pushing the โSouthgate has an agenda against Jack Grealishโ
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19 Premier League Newcastle United
clubs postpone postpone one
games game
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Me seeing Rolando Aarons and Rafa Benitez congratulate us
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@NUFC
Respect to Reguilon for getting the refs attention and for Dier to get the medical team over to assist๐๐ป
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He may be disqualified, but we all know the truth. Vettel got his podium
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Weโve been shit for 14 years, yet here we are sitting fourth in most days on top. Just shows how stupid it is seeing the big 6 think theyโre better than everyone else.
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Weโre doing this without ASM, Joelinton, Shelvey and Isak on the pitchโฆ What is Eddie Howe cooking?
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This man This man
made me has made me
fall back in fall back out
love with out of love with
Newcastle Newcastle
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Look at the fourth officials reaction to the Spurs winner. Now what if I told you this was the same guy on VAR when Fraser didnโt get the penalty against Man City in December.
#NUFC
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WEโRE NOT THE BIGGEST BOTTLERS IN PL HISTORY ANYMORE
Most days spent at the Top of the Premier League table without winning the Title:
๐ฅ ARSENAL 2022/23 - 248
๐ฅ Newcastle 1995/96 - 212
๐ฅ ARSENAL 2002/03 - 189
4๏ธโฃ Man Utd 1997/98 - 187
5๏ธโฃ ARSENAL 2007/08 - 156
It is the history of the Arsenal. ๐ก๏ธ
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No team in Premier League history had ever survived after failing to win any of their opening 14 gamesโฆ and then came Eddie Howeโซ๏ธโช๏ธ
#NUFC
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Opposition Player: *Breathes*
Jonjo Shelvey:
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Oooo look at me, Iโm Man City, I can bring KDB on like itโs nothing. Fuck off
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Spending at Newcastle (Permanent Transfers)โฆ
Steve Bruce: ยฃ125M
Eddie Howe: ยฃ92M
He loves talking shit doesnโt he๐
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Wtf is our media team on, this is crazy๐๐ฅ
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Eddie Howe to Ciaren Clark after selling Jeff Hendrick in January
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Happy seven year anniversary to this beauty๐
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โSlightly one-footed and will use his left foot with every opportunityโ
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Weakness
Slightly one-footed and will use his left foot with every opportunity. His lack of use with weaker foot shuts off lanes and restricts the momentum of attack at times. More confidence is needed which would put him on a better path. His tendency to convert to his
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That lass is everything thatโs wrong with football
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If there is a god, Lewis Mileyโs first goal will come in that Derby match
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Does Tarkowski have a release clause? I want to see what happens when you throw gas onto fire
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Isaac Hayden to score against Sunderland๐
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Under Rafa Benitez btw
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Newcastle play Weโre playing
tomorrow Man City
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We had the French Revolution in 2013. Now itโs time for the Brazilian Revolution๐ง๐ท
#NUFC
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โShould we split the ยฃ8 Million payment, or are you good to pay the full amount?โ
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He better not break my heart like Cabaye or Ba did
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No matter what happens. Iโm sure Jeff Stelling will have our backsโซ๏ธโช๏ธ
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This is on Eddie Howe. Gordon, Isak and Tonali were the key players and he took them off. Heโs not immune to be blamed despite what heโs done for us
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Toney in the last few games
0 goals Vs Newcastle
3 goals Vs Norwich
2 goals Vs Burnley
Agent Toney doing us a favour in our survival fight๐
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Bruno, Gordon, Isak, Botman must never be sacrificed for FFP. All unreplaceable and so key for us moving forward
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Thank you, Reece James๐ฅฐ
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Hang it in Louvre
I NEED THAT BRUNO PHOTO OF HIS CELEBRATION ON THE AD BOARDS
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DEADLINE DAY SIGNING
Jonny King is leaving Leicester City after two-and-a-half years to become Senior Physio at Newcastle United.
Role is to replace Head Physio Danny Murphy, who left Magpies at start of year.
#LCFC
#NUFC
@Jonny_King_PT
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Surely there arenโt people who want us to leave St James Park? Been our home since we were founded and the oldest stadium in the North East. Way too much history at this stadium to be leaving it. Not to mention the disasters of stadium moves from other clubs in the past.
#NUFC
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The end is near. Lee Ryder has given Joelinton a 10
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@rioferdy5
What more do you want Rio? You wanted Ronaldo and Sancho, the owners got you them. You wanted a serious manager, you got it. Youโre also regulars in Europe. You should be thanking the Glazers for having you in this position. Not getting angry and upset๐
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Livramento must be furious knowing Burn has just casually walked back into the team and allowed to get away with poor performances
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Weโre all in agreement if Bruno doesnโt sign a new deal, we blame NUFC360?
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โRashford has to score, or Newcastle will have their momentโฆ AND ITS SAVED. LLORIS KARIUS IS THE KING OF THE NORTH, HIS GHOST OF KIEV IS GONE AND NEWCASTLEโS DROUGHT IS OVERโ
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I will forever love Jake Humphrey for stating the facts right into the face of a lying Rio Ferdinand
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What do you want? Newcastle United playing in Rome? Or a Geordie playing in Rome. Because we can show you both๐๐ญ
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Amount of times he saved our arse during the Bruce era. Hated by some fans, and it would be incredibly funny if it was him to get the goal after all the crap heโs had to deal with from some fans
If a Newcastle player was to score a 90th minute winner on Monday to seal Champions League football, who would you want it to be?
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Isak shouting at Almiron. We feel your pain Isak
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Rafa Benitez: *Gets 13th and 10th with a limited budget* - No new contract
Steve Bruce: *Gets 13th and 12th with backing in the transfer market* - New contract
Mike Ashleyโs Newcastle. A confusing and laughable club.
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Just remembered weโre never wearing this kit again๐๐๐
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Newcastle United paid more for Henri Saivet (ยฃ5.4M), then the fine each top 6 club had to pay for being in the ESL (ยฃ3.5M).
#NUFC
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Show this picture to someone after our defeat to Wolves last year and theyโd faint on the spot
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WE BROKE THE BT SPORT AND SAUDI KIT CURSE
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Fatigued Trippier vs Leao
AC Milan boss Pioli says that Rafael Leao is "well and in condition to start the match" vs
#nufc
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Love how he completely out staged Bruce when he first came in, went with the England team for the euros as they got the finals, came back, Bruce got sacked, got to manage his boyhood club for three games, now heโll be going on a European tour with us next season
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@rioferdy5
Why so upset? Youโve made the signings you wanted and have got European football๐ซข
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Just seen Aarons on TikTok and now Iโm sad
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Before โHAHAHA Trippier would never join youโ
Now: โHAHAHA HES FUCKING OLD AND SHITโ
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This is either gonna be an unbelievable match, or a 0-0 borefest
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