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- Me sneaking out at night to buy all the burgers I didn’t buy during the day. 🤔
Actress Kristen Stewart says Americans should stop buying burgers during the day to protest immigration policies and honestly that might be the most out of touch LA take ever 🤦♂️
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I guess they really did teach us how to shower...🤔
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If you don’t know football but want to fit in, go with a couple of phrases like “man that was some forward pass!” Or “come on ref where’s the call!”#SuperBowl2026
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I just realized what "white privilege" means. 🤔
I feel like it should be really easy to avoid getting killed by an elephant
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True nightmare. Became Asian mid-flight. Miraculously survived. 🤔
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Conservatives still daring to speak about "rising above" is exactly the reason the right will forever be buttfucked to death and then some more by the left.
Nope. I don’t regret my vote or why I voted. But I fully admit that sometimes I wish this man would just STFU and just lead the country. Throwing dirt on a man who was murdered is wrong. I get it. The guy came for you. But you (Trump) missed a huge opportunity to rise above it.
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China is overthinking things as always. Why not just build the plane out of a black box?🤔
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Who taught whom how to bathe? 🤔
Indian scientists gifting coconuts to North Sentinelese, 1991. I know that the Sentinelese get a bad rep for being hostile, but their mistrust of outsiders is rooted in history. In 1880, a British expedition forcibly removed several islanders for study, an event that left
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I'd move out of the house ASAP. 🤔
Malcolm-Jamal Warner’s wife speaks out for first time since his death: ‘I can still hear my husband’s laugh’ https://t.co/XohUeR5A2I
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Robert Face-Plant 🤔
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Didn't we have that back in 2020? 🤔
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"Oh good, Great Depression is here. I better have 6 children immediately." 🤔
Great Depression era photo taken in Wayne County, Michigan showing a mother and her six children in the doorway of their home, 1930s.
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Why is Jordan Peterson writing for Daily Mail? 🤔
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"fast"??? Took him almost a minute! 🤔
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It better be Jaws. 🤔
America’s all-time favorite movie revealed in new poll — which classic made the top spot? https://t.co/Wos7tAXxU1
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Corona beer can't catch a fucking break. 😭
Chuck Schumer claims that President Trump's tariffs will raise the price of beer because "most of it comes from Mexico" while holding a can of corona. This might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen a politician do lmfao.
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I see a lot of people complaining about Elon doing a Nazi salute, but those same people never said a word about this 🙁
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