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lawyer @0xhorizonslaw // wgc-4 @infinex // @based_ao // aspiring pokémon nft whale

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@MichaelCairoFL
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@MichaelCairoFL
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.@davidsacks47 @BoHines you may not realize this, but your entire crypto agenda turns on this case. you missed your opportunity to get the doj to drop these charges and now our industry is back in legal limbo in the CRIMINAL context. please don't sully the great work done so far.
@jchervinsky
Jake Chervinsky
2 days
This is a terrible outcome for Roman and for all of crypto. If the Trump administration wants the USA to be the crypto capital of the world, then DOJ must not be allowed to retry the two deadlocked charges. This is existential. If you've been sleeping on Section 1960, wake up.
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@MichaelCairoFL
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this sucks. but, potential silver lining: unlicensed money transmitter is probably the strongest count to appeal. the control/custody requirement is clear as day to everyone except the prosecutors and daniel craige (or w/e his name is) . free @rstormsf.
@innercitypress
Inner City Press
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Final: US v. Roman Storm verdicts: Conviction on onspiracy to run an unlicensed money transmittal business. No unanimity on conspiracy to commit money laundering nor on conspiracy to violate North Korea sanctions. Book 1: Book 2 coming. .
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@MichaelCairoFL
cairo.union
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this deliberation is absolutely killing me . (obv not nearly as much as roman).
@innercitypress
Inner City Press
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10:49 am.All rise!.Judge: We have another note, it says, There are jurors set in their position, we are deadlocked. So I think it is time to accept a partial verdict. Storm's lawyer Klein: They should write Not Guilty, or Guilty, or "No Agreement.".
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@MichaelCairoFL
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🎲🌧️.
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@MichaelCairoFL
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RT @DrizzleBets: if you're seeing this,.you're early. 👀. Drizzle has entered the chat 🎰💰
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@MichaelCairoFL
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xmr is going to $100 billion.
@ehwwpk
wwpk
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This difference between this ‘ban’ and previous crypto bans in china is before they were regulating trading and mining, this time it’s any form of ownership. China wants a gov controlled digital yuan for max 1984 citizen tracking and no competition. Very human freedom vibed 🙄
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@MichaelCairoFL
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governments around the world are ramping up surveillance and censorship yet xmr is under $6b.
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@MichaelCairoFL
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RT @exlawyernft: Here's what's probably going to happen:. 1. Multiple countries other than the UK will demand age verification to access "a….
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@MichaelCairoFL
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RT @Grummz: The law false premised on "protecting kids" has now locked down Spotify to adults until you provide your ID and/or photo. The….
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@MichaelCairoFL
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insane juxtaposition:. white house says developers who don’t control value shouldn’t be subject to the bank secrecy act. meanwhile, ON THE SAME DAY, the doj argues in federal court that @rstormsf is guilty of conspiracy to violate the bsa despite his inability to control tcash
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@MichaelCairoFL
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right after i got into crypto, i remember a law school classmate telling me he aped his stimmy into eth and then maxed out his student loans to buy more and i called him dumb. eth was under $1k in 2020 . i think he ended up rotating to metaverse real estate though, so prob rekt.
@BitcoinStimulus
$1200 Stimulus Is Now Worth
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The stimulus check has officially 10x’d if invested into #bitcoin in April 2020. See live price:
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@MichaelCairoFL
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RT @teelokay: We are about to experience an age of unprecedented censorship and surveillance and some people are applauding it because they….
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@MichaelCairoFL
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RT @hosseeb: Dragonfly invested into PepperSec, Inc., the developers of Tornado Cash, in August of 2020. We made this investment because we….
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@MichaelCairoFL
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14 days
1) What.
@innercitypress
Inner City Press
14 days
AUSA Rehn: We've spoken with Tom Schmidt's lawyer John Bostick.Judge: Are you looking at possibly prosecuting everyone at DragonFly?.AUSA Rehn: Not everyone, but Schmidt and . Rehm: My chief says we'll ask to seal this.Judge Failla: Yes, I seal it.
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@MichaelCairoFL
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RT @prestonjbyrne: The Online Safety Act’s success depends on everyone playing into the UK’s delusion that it has any power whatsoever to r….
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@MichaelCairoFL
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15 days
thoughts on chillhousefinex? @infinex
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@MichaelCairoFL
cairo.union
16 days
been glued to these threads all week. great work by @innercitypress and @davidzmorris.
@innercitypress
Inner City Press
16 days
OK - now in US v. Roman Storm, Judge ruling on limiting instruction, inviting a filing tonight. Inner City Press put out book about the case Crypto Tornado & will live tweet, thread below
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@MichaelCairoFL
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17 days
so this is hilarious: if clarity becomes law, then every dipshit who launched a decent pumpfun runner that ended up with $5m in avg daily volume has to do periodic sec disclosures LOL. i will volunteer to work on fartcoin's first disclosure.
@JBSDC
Justin Slaughter
17 days
Finally, with subsection (c), we come to the actual purpose of this section: the disclosure regime. Periodic disclosures of information will be required if:.- an ancillary asset sold more then $5 million in its first year.- an ancillary assets may had less than $5 million in
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@MichaelCairoFL
cairo.union
20 days
kill the bill.
@jchervinsky
Jake Chervinsky
20 days
DeFi regulation is a sticking point in the market structure bill debate. CLARITY passed the House with good but not great protections for DeFi developers. We need to fight for more in the Senate. This is no time to compromise just to “get a bill done.” Protect DeFi or no deal.
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@MichaelCairoFL
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21 days
why does it have to be high profile?. @rstormsf predicting that people might get robbed if the public can see their money is very simple second order thinking… and the fact that many have since occurred unequivocally shows that he was right?. how is this even being debated?.
@innercitypress
Inner City Press
21 days
Judge Failla: So you'd have to show me that Mr. Storm was aware of a high profile case - and they would have to predate or be concurrent with the acts in the indictment. I did a Google search for crypto kidnapping - I only found 2025, so, irrelevant.
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