Micah Eames
@MicahEames
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Brooklyn comic, speaker and TED Talker | 🏳️⚧️ | Stacey’s Dad 🐴
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2011
They should do a reverse hallmark christmas movie where a small town girl who appreciates the little things in life visits nyc and discovers the true meaning of urban hedonism
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The case of the missing Sniffies suitcase is shaking the gays to their core https://t.co/jIQ18rFGEj
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"I lost the company paddle"
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Browning butter is awesome because u could transform it into a really cool new flavor or you could look away for a second at one of life’s many distractions and create something totally unusable
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Incredible news. Zooey Zephyr, my fiancée, was re-elected to the Montana House of Representatives, getting 83% of the vote. Many of you will remember her for standing up for trans people in Montana, and then getting censured and kicked off the House floor. I'm so proud of her.
It is an honor to have been re-elected to the Montana House of Representatives. And I promise to do as I have always done: fight for my constituents, stand up against those who seek to break democracy, and be a bulwark against the rising tide of American fascism.
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Someone asked me why I’ve been with men if I’m lesbian and it’s like idk man probably the same reason I saw Madame Web when everyone said it’s bad. Sometimes I just want to be part of the cultural conversation
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showing gay people the way girls from my hometown post about the husbands they married at age 22
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If your pride show doesn’t have any trans women you’re a fucking clown
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I decided to make artwork out of the different ways my mom has botched celebs/show names
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Finally saw Saltburn, my only addition to the discourse is Barry Keoghan’s bottom surgeon deserves an Oscar
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Honk Shoo core is IN
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NO ONE YOUR RADIATOR Okay so THIS is my impression of an industrial blender filled with indestructible marbles
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ME: Why am I depressed BODY: *Youre a week late on testosterone and haven’t drank water since the Obama administration* ME: Maybe it’s because I’m chilly
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To have ADHD is to constantly be in a state of “Where did I put that?” or “Wait, what was I looking for?”
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