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@Messy_Retard

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Mthwakazi.
2 months
Woza la gojas😭😭😭
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Sinethemba.
2 months
Grabbing my fupa is GROUNDS
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
Couples have dated for 10 years then got married and divorced after a year.Stangers have fucked on the 1st date and are now celebrating 15 years anniversary. Couples get married after 6 months and are still happily married.The is no formula to this,Do what makes you happy!
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Mthwakazi.
9 months
Ungagcoba uze ucwebezele, amantombazane afuna imali.
@LindoGames_
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Gents take notes. Do this at least twice a week. It's all about self care😎
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
Yall be letting these niggas smash but dishes is where you draw the line, ayt.
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Until you’re married, don’t give him wife privilege 🫵🏽
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Mthwakazi.
9 months
What asked for vs what I got.
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Mthwakazi.
10 months
That tailor better not do us dirty😔
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
Amanda going to perform:
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Mthwakazi.
3 months
MaZulu❤
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Mthwakazi.
10 months
SA to DJ Sbu right now:
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@Camberry_cam Why am I not happy with your respond? She is basically letting you know that the guy you have been seeing is married, no where did she tell you to leave him/ was she rude. Wena uzomtshela ngo-deal with your husband and don't contact me. I don't know man,your response is off.
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Mthwakazi.
2 months
Scammers. Human trafficking . Drugs. The most filthy people. Wicked. Hai khawume Chidinma.
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Mthwakazi.
1 month
Nofisa ongafi❤
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Mthwakazi.
5 months
Face card solid.
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Mthwakazi.
4 months
Zig-zag hairline 🤌🏾
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@ladyhuneybee
Gloriaaa ❤️😍
5 months
Ladies let me see your crown 👑 I’ll start :
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
Ugly men and great personalities.
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Mthwakazi.
3 months
Once upon a time we had Vuyo_Unchained, Nonzwakazi Dayimane and The Xhosa Goddess . Yayiniphethe iMpuma-Kapa ngoko. Rhaaa umtu kudala waba lapha😭✋🏾
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
House/Apartment Spring cleaning. Bachelor-R200 One bedroom-R250 Two bedroom-R350 3 Bedroom house-R450 Anything bigger,prices will be negotiable.These services are only offered in Johannesburg.We also offer laundry, washing of curtains and blankets at R300. Please RT.
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@Cecez_Daughter You came correct Sis!
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Mthwakazi.
3 years
@tootsmathela @mbalis_bakery Contraceptives are not 100% effective. If she tricked the guy hoping for a different outcome when the baby is born then she is wrong. However, man have the option of a getting vasectomy done. Had he done that, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@MoanerLeaser If this kid sat at home as she was told none of this would have happened. She is a minor, she should listen to her mother. All the humiliation she is now facing , it's because akeva xakuthethwa.
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Mthwakazi.
3 years
@Nthabisheng I wonder whats the obsession with looking younger. We are human and we will aging is inevitable, people must just embrace it
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
Emva Ekhaya❤
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@Tumi213 I see myself making Sunday lunch while preparing for school, the kids paying around the pool area. The nigga is not there😭😭😭 I don't see the nigga, niggas ain't even in my imagination.
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
@RonaKethaetswe Yawa yawa lembeeeewu😭😭😭
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
@Keneilwe__ @iamthebe_m So i guess since i have issues with forgiveness...i will die single
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@APinkStarBurstt To be fair they do look the same bethuna he tried, abahoyi ingxaki.
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
Kay Yarms aphinde abuye after three months, kaloku kune window period.
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Mthwakazi.
9 months
DJ Sbu to SA:
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Mthwakazi.
8 months
@Iam_xolietoxic Sihleka nani kanti nitshatile😏 Semhle❤
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Mthwakazi.
9 months
@Rochelle__Meyer English is gonna fail me. You see when someone has done something to you/a series of things and you are now gatvol and waiting for them to do that one thing. That means umcuphile now if nicuphene yall both waiting for that one thing to happen. Kunyiwe macala, I hope I make sense
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
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Mthwakazi.
6 years
I am gonna wear glasses ,I am not happy 😏
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@MasekoValencia How many men have you agreed to have sex with after they communicated that they just want to smash? (don't answer). In most cases women warm up to sex when they feel wanted beyond just the sex and men use that to their advantage.
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
We Black South African are vile, we lack respect for other woman and ourselves. Lerato is simply pointing out the truth but yall want to play victim and be fake woke. Niyadika mani!
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
9 kids plus he doesn't have teeth.If this is what love is andifuni, andizi and angeke ndikwazi. #OurPerfectWedding
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
Home sweet home❤️
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
Still I Rise.
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Mthwakazi.
6 months
How could you when abuse only registers when it's physical kuni. The rest is null and void angithi, undidikile nentloko.
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Mthwakazi.
4 months
My son just woke up asking me if I would like breakfast. Now I have to eat burnt eggs and microwaved russians, ei indaba yeMother's day😭✋🏾
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
Are they sisters? #DateMyFamilly
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
"Looking for a inhaler and I don't even have asthma"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. What's her handle?
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Mthwakazi.
11 months
@maintishe I hope he sees this tweet❤
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@cindzo @Camberry_cam Hai guys masiyeke ukulahlekisana. This woman texted this girl to just inform her uba the guy is married. She wasn't rude to her, that response is uncalled for. She is not "dealing" with anyone but just telling the people the truth.
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
#DurbanJuly2019 I am happy cause the TL will be LIT this weekend.
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Mthwakazi.
1 month
Sifikile Sabona Satshatisa!❤
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
Going to play with other kids.
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@MasekoValencia Imagine! Then if something happened to her while she was there, the mother would have been asked where was she when the child left the house.
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@cwtyp Yall stay ready, to be squaring the fuck up with these niggas! You cleared him😭
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Mthwakazi.
11 months
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Mthwakazi.
10 months
@NoxNonozi She said "speak to your man, otherwise uxolo wethu"
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Mthwakazi.
3 years
@maduma_k Ngemali kabani?
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
Happy Birthday to me🎈🎈🎈❤️
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
MUA: @Messy_Retard 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Mthwakazi.
3 years
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
Thando had a chance to stab that scumbag but she didn't, angisamzweli mina. #IsencaneLengane
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Mthwakazi.
2 months
@sthedoingthings @NkosazanaNzama Ignore him uyalamba and is looking for engagement. No sane person would be speaking to a woman kanje, idlala.
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@waaah_no @SoniaBoothZA Waze wanomfutho bo, ngento engahlange nawe. Kumele bakuqashe oe ngeke!
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
The first wife is just full of shit nje! #Uthandonesthembu
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
Zingawulwa ezizweni❤️ @LoloFiglan
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
💕
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
Different types of contraceptives,the more careful and consistent you are, the higher is the contraceptive effectiveness for each method. #GirlTalkZa .
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
@Lagivah @Keneilwe__ @iamthebe_m I am willing but my heart wont let me like i know its the right thing to do...but i will still have that anger after an incident..
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
@LerratoM 🤟🤟🤟
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
@dladla_miss @Zoemkoena Umzwe ngani ukuthi ukwatile? She is simply asking you a question, uzophendula?
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@ZuzuZunguu You cleared that nigga!
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Mthwakazi.
6 years
Skin Poppin😊😊😊😊
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Mthwakazi.
6 months
@_kingnomie Ai ngeke indoda ekhuluma kangaka.
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@_khayessss Same Sis!
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Mthwakazi.
3 years
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@SpitchNzawumbi This is beautiful😭😭😭❤️
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
If you also have irregular bowl movement or you suffer from constipation. Try this green tea, its been doing wonders for me. I drink it 2-3 times a day. #GirlsTalkZA
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Mthwakazi.
6 years
I think I am ready iAfro ngoku.
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Mthwakazi.
3 years
@sine_dlam Samthandi!
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
Happy Tuesday♥️
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Mthwakazi.
7 years
@Lemii_LoCo Who must we bother?...please leave us alone oo!
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
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Mthwakazi.
5 years
#DateMyFamily Why the fuck is she crying?
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Mthwakazi.
1 year
@Saneh_Mdunge Your brain when a nigga is talking:
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Mthwakazi.
4 years
@ZamazayM @lingsss_m I am really trying this time around but: 1. My heart is cold as fuck i just dont feelings when it comes to the other gender, i reason. 2. Niggas stay testing me and i refuse to put up with the shit. In all honesty i would love to have butterflies and be a gone girl nam😭
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@MissYabayankie I just checked it they don't have in black😭
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Mthwakazi.
9 months
Mine🥺❤
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Mthwakazi.
10 months
I love my boyfriend, uyazi.
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Mthwakazi.
3 months
Masiyeni🤘🏾 #GqomTherapy
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Intombi emnyama🇿🇦
3 months
Let’s go! @GqomAddicts
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Mthwakazi.
5 months
@mayizukiswe_m Implant is inserted in your arm. Loop is inserted in your uterus, ubuza ngeyiphi?
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Mthwakazi.
7 months
@VideosVuvu "Hai uyaya eGoli" 😂😂😂
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Mthwakazi.
2 years
@Prudy_fhatu What if tomorrow never comes?
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Mthwakazi.
4 years
Forgot my glasses at home.
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