therecoveringproblemchild
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Tested positive for straight up not having a good time bro
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@AStrucidKid
@JakeSucky
So if someone goes through something traumatic, they’re supposed to turn it into their whole personality and appear sad 24/7? That’s not how it works. Weirdo.
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Teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and take a picture of himself holding it while wearing Oakley sunglasses with a bud light can in the background and make it his profile picture
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@bunteruk
@JakeSucky
She is a full time partnered streamer and went to twitch on because she streams on twitch. Just because has has other ways she makes money doesn’t make this less true. Weirdo.
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It might appear that I’m a black cherry White Claw on the outside but deep down I’m really a watermelon Four Loko from 2010
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@MisticAvenger
@AStrucidKid
@JakeSucky
Focusing 100% of your energy on something negative that happened is extremely unhealthy, it is normal as a human being to attempt to have moments of normalcy. There is a reason why sometimes people who are severely depressed appear happy to others.
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@slenderhomie
@MisticAvenger
@AStrucidKid
@JakeSucky
If you were? So you haven’t been? Therefore you have NO clue how you’d be. Sit down.
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@TTrebb
You’ve been complaining about revenant a lot lately and then fly a revenant teammate off the map. How are people supposed to take this? It would have been one thing if it was one of your buddies you did this too, but to go into a pub match & do it to a random teammate is bullying
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Therapist: so what actions did you take this week to help release dopamine in your brain?
Me: i shared a bunch of memes on the internet so i could feel validated.
Therapist: *sprays me with water bottle*
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@JakeSucky
Huge L. She is a gamer at heart, none of her twitch content is at all sexual, she genuinely just enjoys gaming and does her best to learn how to play many various titles and genres of games. What she does outside of twitch should have nothing to do with her trying to compete
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Actually it was Antifa who stormed the Capitol
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@slenderhomie
@MisticAvenger
@AStrucidKid
@JakeSucky
Not saying you’re lying but i am saying that that was a likely response at an attempt to diminish my point. But anyways, funny thing with trauma is that people have different ways of coping. Everyone is different.
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@NicholasFlo123
@bunteruk
@JakeSucky
The fact that you think whenever someone defends a woman that it means they want to sleep with them only proves that you’re an incel. Way to go.
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@HisWattson
Your whole attitude is exactly why I’m so damn happy that you lost. When i heard you say “t bag him and shoot his body” after you killed c9 i believe it was, i wanted any other team there to win but you. You have the cringiest attitude and it shows.
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@sryimfatima
@poopoobuttjr
@SheRatesDogs
Imagine bragging about faking orgasms during sex lmao. Maybe tell him he sucks so he gets better.
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@TTrebb
If you’re frustrated with the state of the game then take some time off, don’t take it out on your random teammates in pubs who are just trying to play the game and don’t know you. It’s a very bad look.
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What the fuck did you think people would do while quarantined?
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My soulmate is somewhere out there quarantining in nothing but a t-shirt, already masturbated 3x before noon, eating wings & sharing memes while Its Always Sunny plays in the background. We will never find each other because we both never leave the house; this is a lifestyle.
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As soon as this shit is over I’m getting married to the first girl I make eye contact with. Ain’t no way I’m risking going through another pandemic alone with only porn and Netflix to get me by.
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*You’re a simp* Ok bro, so what? Yeah I want to feed her tacos, worship her booty, check on her mental health, and make sure she cums before me. Sorry you’re the anti poon and don’t know how to treat a woman 🥴
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Therapist: Ok so what do we do when we’re feeling sad?
Me: share memes on the internet that make light of my traumas with the caption “big relate”.
Therapist: no.
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@NickCaige
@LuluLuvely
@BCBSTX
This ratio wasnt medically necessary+for a lot of women it is necessary.
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@DvrkSolen
@OnlyBangersEth
If he would have pulled the trigger and used this video as evidence as to why, he wouldn’t have gotten in trouble at all. The dog charged him on HIS property, he had every right.
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@PFScorpion
@DrDisrespect
@timthetatman
Yes, how dare he build his brand and be so successful that chipotle wants to work with him. I’m sure you wouldn’t do the same thing in his shoes, huh??
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Dating me is simple: reply to my sarcasm with more sarcasm, send me memes, scratch my back, don’t fuck my non existent friends, and let me be little spoon.
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@HisWattson
Bro ain’t no way you are tweeting this like you did nothing wrong lmao. You’ve been on a 2 day streak of major L’s….take a hard look in the mirror for a minute. You’re not making the points you think you’re making.
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@lightstarjo
@PlayApex
Sadly she will never get buffed because her pick rate is high. That’s literally how they make all their decisions. Sadge.
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People be like “i miss doing hood rat shit with my hood rat friends” and all they did was get black out drunk at the bar and eat a lot of Taco Bell after.
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Replace all confederate statues with Danny DeVito
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White Claw in the streets, Four Loko in the sheets 🤠
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I once loved a toxic girl who told me who I could be friends with on social media & expected me to text back right away, but she ate my ass like a starving Ethiopian. I realized in the midst of intense pleasure how much I love beef stew; for this recipe you’ll need a slow cooker
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The gyms are closed for the foreseeable future so everyone better polish up those personalities for summer.
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Maybe Machine Gun Kelly has a humiliation kink and that's why he just keeps releasing music
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s ok for you to have a beer in the shower at 9 in the morning.
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@TTrebb
I wasn’t saying that your apology is shit and I’m not implying that you should get canceled over it, everyone makes mistakes. I was simply saying that i get why people watched the clip and and were turned off. That’s it.
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The coronavirus is gods punishment for us making the “cash me outside” girl famous.
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@jettfan4269
@JakeSucky
Tell me you’re 12 without telling me you’re 12. Bro they’re nipples and her back brace is making her shirt grip her chest more than usual. You’re so bizarre.
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@armanik440
@NicholasFlo123
@bunteruk
@JakeSucky
She makes more$ streaming than she does doing porn,Sex work is one of the oldest professions,the fact that you think a sex worker is less human than someone who isnt just radiates crazy incel energy.We know,im a simp and Im only saying this because i wanna bang her.Anything else?
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*6 people die due to vaping*
Donald Trump: these flavored vape products are officially canceled.
*over 300 people die from mass shootings so far in 2019*
Donald Trump: go get yourself a Bazooka from your closest gun show today.
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Seeing Trump supporters get upset is my kink. GET MADDER DADDY IM ALMOST THERE 💦😩
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Florida is reopening beaches already...That’s like me going back to my psycho ex expecting things to be any different and everyone else looking at me like “Seriously? WTF?”
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@Jaronn7
@JakeSucky
If you ever wonder why women seem to never want to be in your presence, this is why.
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@RogueUFO
@Captainhorizon7
As soon as you said you never played it your opinion became irrelevant
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@Nokokopuffs
Wise words from one of the goats. Chin up 🖤
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@KonoIg
@JakeSucky
Sounds more like the job of the parents. If your kid is that young then you need to have parental settings on their devices which would not allow them to see that content when they search for it. I stand by what i said.
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Every quarantined person right now is horny beyond belief. I hate to break it to you, but if you don’t get laid when this is over, you’re ugly.
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Y’all remember having sex? That shit was mad fun.
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If you don’t like Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia keep that shit to yourself, that’s embarrassing.
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Millennials going through their 2nd “once in a generation” economic collapse
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@armanik440
@NicholasFlo123
@bunteruk
@JakeSucky
Sure i would. But my comment had nothing to do with it. I don’t live in a fantasy world.
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@freetshirt_250
@KEEMSTAR
Do you think you’re clever or something? He posted an AI image on purpose so depict how trump will look tomorrow since he is gonna have a real mug shot taken.
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When this is all over let’s remember that it wasn’t the psychologists and psychiatrists that kept us sane, it was the memes and alcohol.
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Instead of rewarding people with an “I Voted” sticker, reward them with a coupon for tacos. Voter turnout would be at a record high.
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@SOTSPodcast
State of the scene: omg this is so fucking sick, wow my mind is blown.
*listens* Sounds like every other generic modern metal core band lol
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Mr. Brightside hits different when you’re stuck in quarantine. I’m not coming out of my cage bro, and I’m not doing just fine.
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I can’t wait for this pandemic to be over so I can shoot my shot with the women who’s relationship was destroyed thanks to the coronavirus
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@SN0RLAXES
Hal’s so called toxicity is fueled by passion and imo it’s just tough love. Watson’s attitude is bad because well, it’s bad. Not really much else to say there.
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@sweetdreamsh1
I think sometimes you forget that you’re a pro, every gun you pick up you’re going to shred with it. To below average and average players you’re absolutely wrong, unless you’re an actual good player then every automatic weapon takes a lot of effort to control.
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@KayaniKhiro
@Snip3down
Lol bruh you’re kidding right? When you get blood hound scanned you know it and he has a cool down. Seer has unlimited wall hacks and you have no way of knowing until it’s too late. You simply can’t compare the 2.
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One day some girl is gonna see me isolating myself from the outside world, finishing a large pizza in one sitting, binge watching the same tv shows on Netflix, and think “that’s him, he’s the one” i tell myself as i do all 3 simultaneously.
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@armanik440
@NicholasFlo123
@bunteruk
@JakeSucky
Says who? Sex work is way more respected and normalized in European countries than it is in the United States and the way things are going the states are starting to come around slowly but surely. If porn is capable of ruining your life then you have bigger problems on your hand
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*record scratch* *freeze frame*
Yup, that’s me...i bet you’re wondering how i got here.
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If i think you’re a perfect 10 and then hear you say some shit like “all lives matter” you drop to a 0 immediately. Get some Botox and lose some weight fatty.
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Unemployment is at an all time high, every nonessential business is closed, you’re not allowed to leave your house, let alone go to another country right now. Everyone is literally staring at their phone or watching Netflix. Stop waiting for a text back, they don’t like you.
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Would have had a little more sex had I known it would be like this
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@jakee_coffey
@Snip3down
How was he to know??? He grew up on Halo, infinite had a hot early launch, a really good year 1 road map, and Faze offered him a bag. I’m sure looking back he regrets not sticking with apex but at the time the decision he made, made sense.
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I don’t know what guy needs to hear this but having a beard isn’t a personality trait
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Girls while drinking White Claw: omg i think Brad is totally leading me on, would it be crazy if i texted him and called him out?
Girls while drinking Four Loko seltzer: i KNOW that baby dick Brad is sleeping with cum thirsty Kirstie....hold my fucking drink Stephanie.
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BREAKING: rapper 6ix9ine testifies that Dr Mantis Toboggan aka “Danny DeVito” is a confirmed member of the Nine Trey Bloods
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Me: I’m in my prime.
My knees and lower back:
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*gets to heaven*
Me: God we need to talk.
God: is it about the crippling anxiety, depression, and social awkwardness?
Me: iS iT aBoUt ThE cRiPpLiNg AnXiEtY, DePrEsSiOn, AnD sOcIaL aWkWaRdNeSs? Of fucking course it is bro. Wtf??
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I would die to be the person this text was intended for
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If your significant other is a hospital worker and you’re not giving them an insane amount of orgasms and feeding them tacos daily...you’re an asshole
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