@MelissaCole You remember when we met to have brunch then go to a museum but just had lots of ‘brunch’ instead? Let’s do that again this summer. Discussion of male midlife crises optional.

@PrincessofVP I like this plan 😘

@MelissaCole There was a massive billboard of him on the Hammersmith gyratory 😂😂🤣

@donalde Down the road from me too 🙄

@MelissaCole We really need to just stop. I thought about getting an emo haircut with matching earring the other day. It’s just nature, I guess. Doesn’t make it right.

@ChefVGGP 😁

@MelissaCole Who *is* this bellend?

@adamauden Lozza’s main competition for barrel scraping

@MelissaCole BECAUSE!!!!!

@eddypassey 😁

@MelissaCole I'm sorry... the timestamp at the start indicates this is 8 minutes long and the replies indicate he starts doing (poorly executed) roundhouse kicks... Is this. Is this an 8 min long "karate" video?

@SteveQuartell 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

@MelissaCole Or shorter! 8 minutes 33 seconds of him panting ffs.

@Burnurm

@MelissaCole In the run up to 40, I figured out I wasn't actually a man after all, went vegan, abandoned a career in shitty IT and now make vegan cheese for a living, and yet I still feel fairly normal compared to this guy. 😬🙃

@BritishlyDelish Sounds great to me!

@MelissaCole Did... did lightsabre kid grow up and swear he'd take his revenge?

@axleranges 🤣

@MelissaCole Ooo... he's doing thai though! Needs to extend his punches a bit though. Who is he? I've never heard of him.

@TheBeerFather Mayoral candidate in a race to the bottom with Lozza