Challenge:. Create a warning sign about corvids that doesn’t actually make you want to have them as pets more.

I could watch these all day.

RT @aspiringpeasant: I was a Navy SEAL for over a decade, so I know a few things about drawing a weapon. Technique *this bad* could only s….

RT @PFielding18: Bat symbol for divorced dads.

Laughed at this way more than I should have

100% accurate.

RT @jestermaxxing: date: so, what do you do for work?.me (mouth full of food): robot child abuse. (swallowing) smack 'em with signs and shi….

Well…The Phoenician Scheme is Wes Anderson’s best movie yet. Better than Grand Budapest, I’d say. I also suspect Michael Cera will be a fixture in every Anderson movie to come. Treat yourselves and rent it on Amazon Prime.

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RT @ADHDForReal:

Not @elonmusk’s biggest fan, nor am I a hater…pretty neutral tbh. But him turning US politics into a 3 party system would be the best thing anyone has done for American democracy since Abraham Lincoln.

RT @swd2: If you voted for this, remove all the Jesus shit from your bio immediately.

I love Bootsy so much.

Truth.

RT @KenKirtland17: Me and the boys cuz economically illiterate people extremely susceptible to propaganda wanted to say slurs at work https….

Three simple but very important things that ensure France will always have a better food culture than anywhere else in Europe:. - The kids eat like the adults or don’t eat at all. - They are blissfully unbothered about culinary trends. - They season their food.

What’s so funny to me is this can be done with salt which, these days, is about as cheap as sand anyway yet people insist in frying this stuff up in microscopic seashells that can break your teeth.

You all know an air fryer is just an oven right?.

???. These are all excellent sandwiches. Is this rage bait? If I didn’t have to worry about cholesterol and gout, I would just have all of these sandwiches on permanent rotation.