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Your average middle aged queer lesbian dork. OFMD and Deadloch obsessed. Spoonie. she/they

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Joined November 2009
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27 days
Life is short so stop worrying about dumb shit and do whatever the fuck makes you happy.
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Thank you, Gillian, your legacy stays winning
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2 years
Merry Jesus le tits now season to all who celebrate ❄️
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2 years
Finished another ofmd rewatch and I had a thought
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2 years
@sav_r0se @BrianneKohl It honestly looks like Cryota but I'm cryoting
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Harvey Guillén is officially the only thing I care about
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Hozier not knowing how to hold a baby is my entire vibe
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10 months
So proud, so impressed 😭
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7 years
Guess who screencapped the glorious @BadlandsNPS Revolt of 2017 right before the tweets were deleted. #moi #Badlands #climatechange
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2 years
Lego is releasing a working, motorized LIGHTHOUSE set on Sept 1, so I guess there goes my money
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2 years
Same energy tbh. #ofmd
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10 months
OFMD season 2 opens on Lucius like this
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2 years
Me, running into Taika Waititi randomly in public: omg hi you're Taika Waititi TW: yep Me: omg, you mind if I just... *holds up my phone* TW: sure, ok *leans in for a selfie* Me: no I actually wanted to show you where the link and caption stickers are in Instagram stories
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7 months
Taika: my grey sweatpants cost $2,700 Rhys: my velvet jacket to host the Emmy's was $94 on clearance
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hear me out
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“hear me out” and it’s just the hottest blonde you’ve ever seen
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7 months
When you're sad remember the universe wants us to be gay pirates
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9 months
DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANYONE BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PIC OF JOEL AND DAVID
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10 months
This is honestly how I feel today
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2 years
Don't wanna alarm anyone but I think this dude literally met.... Thor 👀
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10 months
I'm gonna need to talk about Spanish Jackie's 18th century nightclub shoulder pads look extensively #OFMDs2
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2 years
Not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing (dissociating and eating snacks in front of a blank screen)
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8 months
Wow crystal clear resolution
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We've been gifted another batch of hires photos from @TaikaArchives - and it includes a couple of new ones! We'll be updating our gallery this evening with all the goodies. #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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2 years
The trauma / The therapy
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7 months
Is it.... The same one? RELATABLE KING
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7 months
she INVENTED vibes 🌈✨
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2 years
Is Taika.. cosplaying Rhys here?
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2 years
The flag leak has me convinced that Anne Bonny and Mary Read are gonna have a big role in s2, mark my words they are gonna pull up in their pirate ship, The Subaru, and steal our hearts.
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11 months
The entire OFMD, GO, WWDITS, and IWTV fandoms
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Who else read this wrong?
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2 years
Fucking SCREAMING
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9 months
David Jenks when the strike is over probably
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10 months
We've been metaphorically stranded on that rock in the sea for two days, but also a year
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Ahoy there. #OFMD
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Important con prep
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5 months
Mood this week
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2 years
Convinced that a third of ofmd fan Twitter accounts are just Colin Robinson
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10 months
[HEAVY BREATHING]
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2 years
Why does Stede even wear an eye mask? Is the vast ocean at night before the invention of electricity not literally the darkest place on earth?
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8 months
@JimAlaska49 @StreamOnMax Jim it's like you walked into in a gay club looked around and told us it's gay in here, you're in our house bro
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I saved this on my phone because I never want to lose it ever as long as I live
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7 months
This is David Fane erasure
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Prince William named 'sexiest bald man of 2023' according to study
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2 years
Everyone moved on but I'm still here
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5 months
This is probably the funniest thing to ever happen
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10 months
WAIT SORRY showing us the last moments of season 1 can only mean they're gonna give us the trailer... and I'm just gonna call it: TOMORROW 🤡👍
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Ahoy there. #OFMD
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2 years
When his father says "what does that make you?" And tiny Stede says, "Fortunate?" he's so earnest and it's such an accurate answer, it's precious
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3 months
"Keep it straight, if you can" is the funniest, most genius line the writers put into s1e1 of OFMD
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3 months
Oh. 💔 I love you all. We put our everything into it, and DJ did too. Never lose that.
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"what you see there is me truly annoyed" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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“Stop talking and chain yourself up you d*ckhead”
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i like it when the gay men fight
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2 years
Good for him
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2 years
Us: DAVID, DAVID, WHIP MY BALLS David: tweets Us: f uckin g hell davID
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2 years
A lot of you said, hey make the Lego Ed and Stede kiss! It's surprisingly hard to do that, esp considering for some reason this Ed doesn't have a mouth under the beard?? But other poses are easier to achieve.
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2 years
Rhys saying he never had sex appeal is frankly insulting to our queen Rosie who knew wtf she was doing
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7 months
Psst Hey kids Wanna try some soup
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2 years
Did they mean to do that?
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10 months
Lads I don't think I watched all of the twilight movies because I 10000% thought you had photoshopped all this, but you are looking me in *my fucking face* and telling me Michael Sheen was in twilight
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SAMBA COACHED CON ON HIS FRENCH FOR LA VIE EN ROSE, so cool 😭🌹
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Leslie Jones comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
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Samba more or less confirming for me that the Olu, Jim, Archie poly relationship was alive and well before editing was a highlight of baking today. He said there was a scene where they all came out of the same bedroom in boxers. 🫶
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10 months
Would this sweet innocent angel keep Ed and Stede apart for more than three or four episodes?
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7 months
😅
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2 years
Please, this is such a fucking mood for your 40s and beyond, linear time is such a con
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Stede said I will fake my death but I draw the line at getting the pig's blood in my hair
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Oh thank you gay pirate jesus
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not romantic not platonic but a third secret thing
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He's listening to ye olde Hozier
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2 years
Free yourself from the binary, my guy
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My cats at 3:45am
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oh shit did we wake you 😨
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When someone writes the headline "Beloved pirate comedy may not going to doggy heaven after all" that's when I'll know the author is one of us
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The much-loved pirate drama may not be headed for the bottom of the sea after all
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Who hath done this
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It's the fandom witchcraft
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8 months
Fingers crossed, Ed leaves Stede like I leave twitter #ofmds2spoilers
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2 years
Can't wait to find out what things will become gay pirate coded after S2 comes out.
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When I say I feel hopeful about the future this is what I mean
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2 years
LOOK WHAT MY SWEET WIFE BOUGHT ME 💕
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9 months
Ten *human* inches?
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2 years
What if Ed thinks Stede is dead but Izzy knows the truth and keeps it from him, what then??
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I hope this is someone's lock screen, it's great stuff
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2 years
“I’m straight” “I’m gay” Okay???? Actually I think I'm just so-so, but I've decided to carry myself like I'm cute.
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Hello, my name is Hallmark movie protagonist, I'm 42 and single, and this is my mother, a 50-year old woman.
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Wait sorry have you all sEEN thiS 🫠
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Actually very effective
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2 years
@sav_r0se @BrianneKohl I mean, with your nurse leader Lestig and Dr. Cnglan, what's confusing here?
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7 months
You're about to be given a dangerous but sexy quest
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Updated version, grievous oversight on my part
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Dearly beloved We are gathered here today to get through this thing called September #ofmds2
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5 months
THANK GOD HE HEARD ME
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5 months
I'm straight up not having a good time so if Rhys or Mads or anyone from the crew could release a new thirst trap please that would be great
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No pressure, OFMD season 2, but my entire mental health, a great deal of my identity, and my sense of community depends on you being equally as good or better than season 1.
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I'M FINE
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I'm 45 and this silly gay pirate show makes me feel like a silly gay teenager again
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It's not the touching tips I was hoping for but it's something very important to me
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We saw you from across the bar and frankly we're worried about your vibe, have you tried telling that twat in your life to fuck off today
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"I feel like a proud mother. I gave birth to a Rhys mermaid." Stop being the cutest, Gypsy Taylor
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“Behind The Flag: Mermaid Day”. This was a truly special day full of hard work and glitter🧜🏻‍♂️✨Beware of spoilers☠️ Tag or mention when sharing. Thanks for supporting our beautiful show!🖤🏴‍☠️ #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdseason2
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This is bts, they are just looking at each other like this 🫠🥹
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I THINK YOU MEAN STEED BONNET
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stede bonnet
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It's about belonging to something
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Frenchie's coat close up! (via Samba's ig)
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Crying 💀
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