Archive of Mel
@Melethonomia
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Friends with chronic illnesses, you deserve some good luck for a change. Screenshot twice to predict your spoonie fortune:
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Merry Jesus le tits now season to all who celebrate ❄️
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Harvey Guillén is officially the only thing I care about
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Hozier not knowing how to hold a baby is my entire vibe
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Lego is releasing a working, motorized LIGHTHOUSE set on Sept 1, so I guess there goes my money
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Me, running into Taika Waititi randomly in public: omg hi you're Taika Waititi. TW: yep. Me: omg, you mind if I just. *holds up my phone*. TW: sure, ok *leans in for a selfie*. Me: no I actually wanted to show you where the link and caption stickers are in Instagram stories.
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Taika: my grey sweatpants cost $2,700. Rhys: my velvet jacket to host the Emmy's was $94 on clearance.
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hear me out
“hear me out” and it’s just the hottest blonde you’ve ever seen.
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When you're sad remember the universe wants us to be gay pirates
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DON'T WANT TO ALARM ANYONE BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PIC OF JOEL AND DAVID
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Don't wanna alarm anyone but I think this dude literally met. Thor 👀
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I'm gonna need to talk about Spanish Jackie's 18th century nightclub shoulder pads look extensively .#OFMDs2
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Not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing (dissociating and eating snacks in front of a blank screen).
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Wow crystal clear resolution
We've been gifted another batch of hires photos from @TaikaArchives - and it includes a couple of new ones! We'll be updating our gallery this evening with all the goodies. #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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The entire OFMD, GO, WWDITS, and IWTV fandoms.
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The flag leak has me convinced that Anne Bonny and Mary Read are gonna have a big role in s2, mark my words they are gonna pull up in their pirate ship, The Subaru, and steal our hearts.
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We've been metaphorically stranded on that rock in the sea for two days, but also a year.
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Convinced that a third of ofmd fan Twitter accounts are just Colin Robinson.
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Why does Stede even wear an eye mask? Is the vast ocean at night before the invention of electricity not literally the darkest place on earth?.
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@JimAlaska49 @StreamOnMax Jim it's like you walked into in a gay club looked around and told us it's gay in here, you're in our house bro.
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I saved this on my phone because I never want to lose it ever as long as I live
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This is David Fane erasure
Prince William named 'sexiest bald man of 2023' according to study
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WAIT SORRY.showing us the last moments of season 1 can only mean they're gonna give us the trailer. and I'm just gonna call it: TOMORROW.🤡👍.
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When his father says "what does that make you?" And tiny Stede says, "Fortunate?" he's so earnest and it's such an accurate answer, it's precious.
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"Keep it straight, if you can" is the funniest, most genius line the writers put into s1e1 of OFMD
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Oh. 💔 I love you all. We put our everything into it, and DJ did too. Never lose that.
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i like it when the gay men fight.
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Us: DAVID, DAVID, WHIP MY BALLS. David: tweets. Us: f uckin g hell davID.
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Lads.I don't think I watched all of the twilight movies because I 10000% thought you had photoshopped all this, but you are looking me in *my fucking face* and telling me.Michael Sheen was in twilight
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SAMBA COACHED CON ON HIS FRENCH FOR LA VIE EN ROSE, so cool 😭🌹.
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Leslie Jones comes to me, speaking words of wisdom
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Samba more or less confirming for me that the Olu, Jim, Archie poly relationship was alive and well before editing was a highlight of baking today. He said there was a scene where they all came out of the same bedroom in boxers. 🫶.
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Would this sweet innocent angel keep Ed and Stede apart for more than three or four episodes?
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Stede said I will fake my death but I draw the line at getting the pig's blood in my hair
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Please, this is such a fucking mood for your 40s and beyond, linear time is such a con
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not romantic not platonic but a third secret thing.
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My cats at 3:45am.
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When someone writes the headline "Beloved pirate comedy may not going to doggy heaven after all" that's when I'll know the author is one of us.
The much-loved pirate drama may not be headed for the bottom of the sea after all
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When I say I feel hopeful about the future this is what I mean
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Can't wait to find out what things will become gay pirate coded after S2 comes out.
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What if Ed thinks Stede is dead but Izzy knows the truth and keeps it from him, what then??.
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I hope this is someone's lock screen, it's great stuff
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“I’m straight” “I’m gay” Okay???? Actually I think I'm just so-so, but I've decided to carry myself like I'm cute.
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Hello, my name is Hallmark movie protagonist, I'm 42 and single, and this is my mother, a 50-year old woman.
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Dearly beloved.We are gathered here today to get through this thing called September .#ofmds2.
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THANK GOD HE HEARD ME
I'm straight up not having a good time so if Rhys or Mads or anyone from the crew could release a new thirst trap please that would be great.
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No pressure, OFMD season 2, but my entire mental health, a great deal of my identity, and my sense of community depends on you being equally as good or better than season 1.
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It's not the touching tips I was hoping for but it's something very important to me
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We saw you from across the bar and frankly we're worried about your vibe, have you tried telling that twat in your life to fuck off today
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"I feel like a proud mother. I gave birth to a Rhys mermaid." Stop being the cutest, Gypsy Taylor
“Behind The Flag: Mermaid Day”. This was a truly special day full of hard work and glitter🧜🏻♂️✨Beware of spoilers☠️ Tag or mention when sharing. Thanks for supporting our beautiful show!🖤🏴☠️.#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdseason2.
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I THINK YOU MEAN.STEED BONNET.
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This is bts, they are just looking at each other like this 🫠🥹
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Oh, and by the way, I will not be trifled with, so don't even think about trifling me. You're trifling me. I'm warning you. Don't trifle. Don't you trifle.
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