If you take him to the gucci store show him the loafs.

Visiting the residence of a man who had god awful taste in home furnishings, got fat from fast food and pills and liked sleeping with very underage girls is a bit on the nose, big dawg.

i’m the first person in my bloodline to see a stud ice agent

ICE agents run from the press inside JFK airport as they are deployed with no masks.

the old body style gwagon has been calling to me like the green goblin mask

In honor of securing my HOV tickets for BOTH shows:

people who buy groceries from target scare me

sending in a bunch of fat, untrained 40-year-olds with guns to deescalate the most crowded and stressful places in the country should be fine

Lumidee — "Never Leave You (Uh Oooh, Uh Oooh)" (2003)

If only this stupid ass country had something like idk a Bullet Train like other countries do

https://t.co/Zf6InMriv7

Ludacris bad bars hit different because of his delivery. Like not only did you say some bullshit, but you yelled it

“Me where am I now..” In an echo chamber u built off the backs of dead Chicago teens. An alcoholic toddler yelling into an iPad while chat jingles keys in your face. A digital thug in Chinatown Chrome Hearts. u wouldn’t know what’s going on outside, ur whole world is one room.

never forget desus and mero flamed him so badly it had him sobbing on his livestream

nahh i’m not dumb

people got fired from their jobs for saying this about a podcaster

this making this picture x1000 funnier

gentrifying neighborhoods to sell uncrustables is crazy

People want Lockdown/Quarantine so bad nigga they was reselling Panda Dunks for $300 during the pandemic..thems was DARK TIMES

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.